Verboticisms

Created by: jrogan

Pronunciation: fool-lips

Sentence: Cassie's botox injection made her lips look very sexy. At least that's what she thought. And so did her boyfriend! In fact, he was so excited that he went into a foolippian frenzy, and told everyone that she had just had her lips done. She was so mad that the next time they kissed, she bit the foolip's tongue right off.

Etymology: fool + lips

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Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: word illy ous

Sentence: Gavin was so wordillious he needed his jaws wired shut.

Etymology: from word and billious as if throwing up words without a care.

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Created by: Guthlaf1

Pronunciation: TAT-el-KARST

Sentence: She could never see the problem with tattlecasting her husband's sexual habits.

Etymology: Tattle - related to 'tittle-tattle', being (petty) gossip Cast - from "broadcast", in this case being to relate information to anyone and everyone

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Created by: chris

Pronunciation: tumble-tung

Sentence: Rupert's propensity to tumbletongue made him the first guy to be invited into the hitherto all-girl office gossip group

Etymology: tumble (to spill out uncontrollably) + tongue (to give voice to)

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: grin dis kreet

Sentence: Ralph had no class. How his poor wife Rhonda put up with him so long, no one knew. Ralph could not only not keep a secret, he felt the need to laugh about everything private in their lives. He chortled over their finances to friends; jested about his wife's cooking, her weight, her mother,and he guffawed over their sex life. He was grindiscreet. One day Rhonda blew a gasket, choked him with the dog's leash and ran off with Vinny, the pool boy because Vinny was vindiscreet.

Etymology: Grin (a facial expression characterized by turning up the corners of the mouth; usually shows amusement) & Indiscreet (lacking discretion; injudicious;good judgment or sense;revealing too much information)

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Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: O-pen-se-CREET

Sentence: His opensecretism was his downfall, causing his friends to stop confiding in him.

Etymology: open secret (something generally known) + secrete (discharge, emanate, give off)

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Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: my-space-ism

Sentence: Tina suffered from myspaceism in that she was not wise in the information that she should keep private.

Etymology: myspaceism comes from the fact that so many people don't seem to get that some things should not be shared on myspace.com

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: sensərchip

Sentence: Candy believes in freedom of speech however with her boyfriend Charles, censorchip is required. She would love to have a censorchip planted deep in his brain to keep him from blurting out things she told him in private.

Etymology: censor (scrutinize, revise, or cut unacceptable parts from a book, movie, etc.) + chip (a tiny wafer of semiconducting material used to make an integrated circuit)

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Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: BLURT-ih-car-ee-ah

Sentence: Jim's wife endured his blurticaria until he told her mother exactly how they broke the heirloom dining room table.

Etymology: blurt + urticaria (i.e., hives)

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Created by: fanoog

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