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DEFINITION: v. To share information without understanding the difference between what should be public, and what others consider to be private. n. A person who doesn't know what not to say.

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Tattlecast

Created by: Guthlaf1

Pronunciation: TAT-el-KARST

Sentence: She could never see the problem with tattlecasting her husband's sexual habits.

Etymology: Tattle - related to 'tittle-tattle', being (petty) gossip Cast - from "broadcast", in this case being to relate information to anyone and everyone

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Spalker

Created by: kumza

Pronunciation: spocker

Sentence: I can't believe Brad was spalking about his penile rash in the hotdog lineup.

Etymology: spew talk

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COMMENTS:

Good word...don't relish overhearing that conversation...he mustard been crazy...who'd want to ketchup with that diagnosis? - Nosila, 2009-08-12: 01:59:00

I hope he doesn't have to eat his words - jrogan, 2009-08-12: 07:37:00

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Verbolotomy

Created by: sirshade

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Dissclose

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: diss klose

Sentence: Henry did not realize that his dissclose of his wife's weight to everyone put him this close to spousecide!

Etymology: Diss (say bad, disrespectful things) & Disclose (make known to the public information that was previously known only to a few people or that was meant to be kept a secret)

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Blabophile

Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: blah-bow-fyl

Sentence: She blabophiled all about his curved penis. I didn't want to know.

Etymology: blab from Greek -philos -philous : lover : one having an affinity for or a strong attraction to

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Toggler

Created by: Conneyfogle

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Squealerwheeler

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: sqweeler/wheeler

Sentence: Known in polite circles as a "squealerwheeler", the capricious Carpet Knight couldn't wait to reveal his most egregious escapades over a gin and tonic.

Etymology: squealer: one who reveals things best left in the boudoir or the boardroom + wheeler: a mover and shaker

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Dimwitter

Created by: Carla

Pronunciation: dim-wit-uh

Sentence: Luckily, Lucy's friends now knew that she was an incorrigible dimwitter. Ever since Lucy had announced Beatrice's chlamydia to the neighbours, no-one shared their confidences with her.

Etymology: dimwit + witter (to chatter or babble pointlessly)

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