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DEFINITION: n., A person who finds potentially sexual meanings in every conversation, and who always tries to "cleverly" point it out, by putting ordinary words or phrases into a sexual context. v., To be habitually and annoyingly addicted to sexual innuendo.

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Perveyor

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: per - VAY - ur

Sentence: Seemingly preoccupied with sexual matters, Elbert was a skilled perveyor who could turn most any comment into a sexual innuendo.....and for those who may not know....."Innuendo" is NOT a trade name for Italian suppositories.

Etymology: Blend of pervert and purveyor...

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COMMENTS:

Very nice! - Banky, 2008-02-12: 08:42:00

I will never be able to say innuendo with a strait face again! Great choices for your etymology and terrific blending. A very sexcussful verboticism! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:09:00

HA! Inuendo joke made me LOL, really! - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-12: 18:36:00

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Sexuation

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: secks-yew-AY-shun

Sentence: Millicent had the annoying habit of finding sexuations in the utterations of others whether or not any such innuendo was intended.

Etymology: Blend of 'sexual' (of, relating to, or associated with sex or the sexes) and 'insinuation' (to insinuate: to introduce (as an idea) gradually or in a subtle, indirect, or covert way)

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Sexgestive

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: seks-jes-tiv

Sentence: Most people are familiar with the concept of the "dirty old man". Some might even be OK with the smart-mouth juvenile but few are as comfortable with the "dirty young woman", who's every utterance is sexgestive.

Etymology: sexual (concerning reproduction, intercourse) + suggestive (implies something improper or indecent; risqué)

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Libidity

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: lib id it tee

Sentence: Marnie's sense of libidity was revolting. Like when she turned up at Homer's funeral and made cracks about him. Her mother was disgusted with her innuendo and crude comments over his being layed out...

Etymology: Libido (sexual urges) & Lividity (unnatural lack of color in the skin (as from bruising or sickness or emotional distress or death)

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Griffinite

Created by: loxhobabl

Pronunciation: gri-fi-nite

Sentence: I think watching to much "Family Guy" has turned our son into a >Griffinite.

Etymology: Peter Griffin, "Family Guy"

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Lecherocity

Created by: CrystalNekol

Pronunciation: Lech-er-ous-it-tee

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Sexasperation

Created by: Maxine

Pronunciation: sex ass per ay shun

Sentence: I told Nigel that he's a bona fide sexasperation, he made a suggestive comment about the phrase "bona fide," and I slapped him across the face. Then he made a suggestive comment about slapping. So I reached for the handgun in my purse and thought about shooting him--but fortunately I checked myself in time.

Etymology: sex, exasperation; and, in the spirit of the day, ASS (yuk yuk).

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COMMENTS:

funny sentence - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:37:00

Very expressive! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:57:00

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Crassgrabber

Created by: Magnetic

Pronunciation: KRASS / gra / ber

Sentence: With all his lewd winking, nudging, and constant "finger quoting", Bob quickly became the crassgrabber no one wanted to mingle with at the party.

Etymology: crass (vulgar, insensitive) + ass grabber (one who selfishly exploits the shocked reactions of others for their own repressed perverted kicks) + grab (reach, stretch)

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COMMENTS:

picabomama This is a word that would have come in as a handy alternative for one of my college theatre professors, who was constantly accusing us of engaging in too much "grab ass." - picabomama, 2008-02-12: 09:15:00

Sexploitive fingers! Very witty! Sexceptional! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:27:00

you don't want to encourage crassgrab or is that crabgrass - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:35:00

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Nookieomaniac

Created by: CanadianAndyCapp

Pronunciation: Nookee-o-main-ee-ak

Sentence: According to Sigmund Freud, the three levels of sexual flirtation and propositon are; Innuendo, NudgeNudge, and Nookieomania. For the full fledged Nookieomaniac, the only social cure is a bucket of iced water.

Etymology: Nookie- To be related to personal intimate physical relationships, but without the maturity favctor. / Maniac - to be wildly possessed by an emotion.

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COMMENTS:

is a nookieomaniac related to the Nookie monster from sexame street - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:30:00

Is a nookiemaniac a nookiemonster? Oh, sometimes how we'd like to sexile them for their sextremes! Great sexpression! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:34:00

Sometimes great minds think alike (GMTA) Jabberwocky ... your were creating your comment at the same time ... and I didn't see it before I created mine ... began working on it before you did ... but it took me so long to come up with the right punfuns in my second sentence! Sorry to be repetitive Andy! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:36:00

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Crassual

Created by: abrakadeborah

Pronunciation: kras-u-al

Sentence: Solivia Sleezebain had a tendency to speak very crassual about every person she had ever met.

Etymology: Added ual to Crass ~ Crass ; So crude and unrefined as to be lacking in discrimination and sensibility

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-02-12: 01:31:00
Today's definition was suggested by Tigger. Thank you Tigger. ~ James

Tigger - 2008-02-12: 02:09:00
This cartoon is hilarious!

Jabberwocky - 2008-02-12: 05:56:00
very well laid out

Banky - 2008-02-12: 08:44:00
You're well endowed with artistic talent.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-02-12: 11:44:00
Thank you for your kind and suggestive words ~ James

silveryaspen - 2008-02-12: 13:21:00
Sextraordinary definition and cartoon, Tigger and James!

silveryaspen - 2008-02-12: 13:26:00
To all: Very creative! Creativity can be so enhancing! You've all got me thinking you have great sex lives!

Nosila - 2008-02-12: 23:03:00
Good idea, Tigger...hopefully this idea will slake the thirst and quench the desires of those who live life on the double entendre! And the cartoon, James...well, it is to die for...

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-02-13: 00:35:00
Well, I'm glad it didn't die on the page. Thanks! ~ James

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2010-04-30: 00:28:00
Today's definition was suggested by Tigger. Thank you Tigger. ~ James

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