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DEFINITION: n., A person who finds potentially sexual meanings in every conversation, and who always tries to "cleverly" point it out, by putting ordinary words or phrases into a sexual context. v., To be habitually and annoyingly addicted to sexual innuendo.

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Griefwhilehorny

Created by: knickynicola

Pronunciation: grief while horny

Sentence: the griefwhile horny blonde at a funeral

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Pointsexter

Created by: bookowl

Pronunciation: point/sex/tur

Sentence: Pointsexter was a fictional character in the vintage cartoon Felix the Cat. He helped his bumbling uncle concoct elaborate schemes to get Felix and capture his Magic Bag. (what more can I say)

Etymology: poindexter + point + sex

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COMMENTS:

Sextraordinary sentence! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:17:00

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Labidorator

Created by: dluman

Pronunciation: la-beedo-raytor

Sentence: Agnus, a labidorator, was constantly making inuendos about Jim's stiff leg, which she didn't know was wooden.

Etymology: From the latin for labia, meaning lips and other stuff.

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COMMENTS:

Very sexplicit! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 19:32:00

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Stifflacious

Created by: stupendousm

Pronunciation:

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Smuttony

Created by: Dougalistic

Pronunciation: Smutt-on-eee

Sentence: Linda was obsessed by turning the rocket science lesson into a sexual demonstration for adults. She lacks morals and is full of smuttony!

Etymology: Smut or smutty - Lewd, immoral, dirty and rude. Gluttony - To do with eating mainly, but can also mean excessive or greedy.

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COMMENTS:

This must be one of the seven deadly puns! Good one! - metro1, 2008-02-12: 10:31:00

Sexceptional! Sexactly fits the definition! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:13:00

Great word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 15:59:00

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Sexasperation

Created by: Maxine

Pronunciation: sex ass per ay shun

Sentence: I told Nigel that he's a bona fide sexasperation, he made a suggestive comment about the phrase "bona fide," and I slapped him across the face. Then he made a suggestive comment about slapping. So I reached for the handgun in my purse and thought about shooting him--but fortunately I checked myself in time.

Etymology: sex, exasperation; and, in the spirit of the day, ASS (yuk yuk).

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COMMENTS:

funny sentence - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:37:00

Very expressive! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:57:00

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Crassual

Created by: abrakadeborah

Pronunciation: kras-u-al

Sentence: Solivia Sleezebain had a tendency to speak very crassual about every person she had ever met.

Etymology: Added ual to Crass ~ Crass ; So crude and unrefined as to be lacking in discrimination and sensibility

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Manfreuday

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: mann froy dae

Sentence: He was such a manfreuday, always making the waitresses on the ship feel like cruise ho's

Etymology: man friday as in robinson cruise ho, freud as in ziggy.

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COMMENTS:

perhaps he was a cross dresser and liked to rompinsome cruise hose - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 09:30:00

Terrific puns! Great verboticism! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:26:00

Creative and funny! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 15:56:00

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Randybiguous

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: randee big u us

Sentence: Her name was Ida Norgasm and with that handle(the appendage to an object that is designed to be held in order to use or move it) and she was a high school teacher. In order to stimulate (stir feelings in) her pupils, she would ass-ign them double entendre essay questions...randybiguous ones. The latest tease (a seductive woman who uses her sex appeal to exploit men) was a political question. "If Russia invaded Turkey from the rear, do you think Greece would help?" (Wink, wink, nod, nod, enough said, a wink's as good as a nod to a blind horse, know what I mean? Say no more!)

Etymology: Randy (feeling great sexual desire) & Ambiguous (open to two or more interpretations; or of uncertain nature or significance; or (often) intended to mislead)

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Sexsicall

Created by: Mangaplump

Pronunciation: Sex-si-call

Sentence: You you nans a real Sexsicall

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-02-12: 01:31:00
Today's definition was suggested by Tigger. Thank you Tigger. ~ James

Tigger - 2008-02-12: 02:09:00
This cartoon is hilarious!

Jabberwocky - 2008-02-12: 05:56:00
very well laid out

Banky - 2008-02-12: 08:44:00
You're well endowed with artistic talent.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-02-12: 11:44:00
Thank you for your kind and suggestive words ~ James

silveryaspen - 2008-02-12: 13:21:00
Sextraordinary definition and cartoon, Tigger and James!

silveryaspen - 2008-02-12: 13:26:00
To all: Very creative! Creativity can be so enhancing! You've all got me thinking you have great sex lives!

Nosila - 2008-02-12: 23:03:00
Good idea, Tigger...hopefully this idea will slake the thirst and quench the desires of those who live life on the double entendre! And the cartoon, James...well, it is to die for...

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-02-13: 00:35:00
Well, I'm glad it didn't die on the page. Thanks! ~ James

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2010-04-30: 00:28:00
Today's definition was suggested by Tigger. Thank you Tigger. ~ James

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