Verboticisms

Created by: Banky

Pronunciation: yoo-fim-mass-tur

Sentence: Harold considered himself a euphemaster despite the fact that his lack of tact during delivery made him a mere innuendolt. When an opportunity to ply his trade arose, he'd get visibly excited, gently slide a set-up into the conversation, come around the back-door to the punchline, and then forcefully cram the innuendo down everyones throat with a sudden eruption. The awful joke would leave a lump in the assembled party's throat, but Harold gave them no time to swallow the gag, as he quickly thrust terrible pun after awful entendre into their slack-jawed maws. He would then sit back, beaded sweat on his brow, swollen with pride, and spent from the effort.

Etymology: euphemism - substitution of a non-offensive phrase for an offensive one, usually to produce indirect humor, master - at the top of one's profession; innuendo - a veiled allusion often used to reference the obscene or profane, dolt - a stupid person

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COMMENTS:

Sublime! - ErWenn, 2008-02-12: 09:28:00

pretty steamy stuff - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 11:17:00

You sentence reveals you can be a euphemaster of the Sexplicit innuendo! Wow! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:46:00

Love inuendolt, and the sentence! - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-12: 18:29:00

I have to vote for the sentence alone! Left me erupting with laughter! - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-12: 18:52:00

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Created by: stupendousm

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Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /ˈnʊdʒˌwɪŋk/ The first vowel is the short "oo" sound (ʊ) as in "book" or "put", not the long "oo" sound (u) in "boot" or "boob" and not the short "u" sound (ʌ) in "butt" or "buck".

Sentence: He was such a nudgwink that he couldn't pass any coupling of two even vaguely round objects without making boobie jokes. Melons, hills, buildings, even the Os in the Google logo were fair game to him. When he finally told us that he was gay, nobody was surprised.

Etymology: nudg(e) + wink, from the "Candid Photography" sketch in the episode "How to Recognize Different Types of Trees From Quite a Long Way Away" of the television show "Monty Python's Flying Circus". Reminiscent of Yiddish "nudnik" - a persistently dull pest.

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Very original etymology and verboticism! Even more original is your pronunciation ... Did you boobytrap our tongues? (again I'm very red faced and roaring with laughter). Great sentence, too! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:56:00

Oh, wicked. Wicked. You're wicked. Eh? Know what I mean. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Nudge nudge. Say no more! Say no more squire! (Good word!) - Banky, 2008-02-12: 12:17:00

love the Monty Python tribute - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:33:00

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Created by: XMbIPb

Pronunciation: /co-i-ten-shes/

Sentence: Q. "Why is Jack walking so funny?" A. "Well, Bill was tinkering with his 73 Chevy Monter-Carlo... yeah... on 'em bricks o'er yonder... an' Jack kinda comes up an' says: 'Ah likes whatcha got under that hood, Billy. It sure's big.' Well 'en. Ole Bill don't take kindly to a coitation r'mark like that. Nex' thin' ya'll know he did a number on Jack's knee caps."

Etymology: COITENTIOUS (adj.) [coitate, v.; coitator, n.] - sex-related from lat. "coitus;" a rather rare usage as most forms are rather gender-specific (fallatious or cannilatious)

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Created by: Magnetic

Pronunciation: KRASS / gra / ber

Sentence: With all his lewd winking, nudging, and constant "finger quoting", Bob quickly became the crassgrabber no one wanted to mingle with at the party.

Etymology: crass (vulgar, insensitive) + ass grabber (one who selfishly exploits the shocked reactions of others for their own repressed perverted kicks) + grab (reach, stretch)

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COMMENTS:

This is a word that would have come in as a handy alternative for one of my college theatre professors, who was constantly accusing us of engaging in too much "grab ass." - picabomama, 2008-02-12: 09:15:00

Sexploitive fingers! Very witty! Sexceptional! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:27:00

you don't want to encourage crassgrab or is that crabgrass - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:35:00

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Created by: knickynicola

Pronunciation: grief while horny

Sentence: the griefwhile horny blonde at a funeral

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Created by: CrystalNekol

Pronunciation: Lech-er-ous-it-tee

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: lib id it tee

Sentence: Marnie's sense of libidity was revolting. Like when she turned up at Homer's funeral and made cracks about him. Her mother was disgusted with her innuendo and crude comments over his being layed out...

Etymology: Libido (sexual urges) & Lividity (unnatural lack of color in the skin (as from bruising or sickness or emotional distress or death)

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: li beed er achi

Sentence: He lived in Las Vegas. He performed off, off the Strip in a cabaret, called Libido Loco, where he was billed as Libiderace. (Last week it was called Lust Horizons, the week before The Horny Towed.) More famous for his "organ" recitals than his piano ones, his gift of music stripped the Burlesque performers, of their inhibitions. His "hole" act had a sexual undertone. Women wanted him (to stop) and Men wanted to be(at) him. His lovely assistant was Ida Norgasm. He played the room like a hooker at a sailor's convention. He was Lewd-tenant Leer tonight, Hugh G. Rection tomorrow night. He wore his hair in an Afro-disiac style. His real name was Randy Gote and he had a kid in every state and a trail of broken hearts behind him. It was risque business, but he loved the exposure. Every fetish and fantasy he had were expressed in musical form (the rhythmn method?) Alas one evening while performing his Scarlet Pimp-Poor-Nell routine, his lecherous past caught up to him as he was grabbed by an audience "member" and castrated. He disappeared and was instantly replaced by a young stud called Roman Hands. Yes, the competition in this line of work is very "stiff".

Etymology: Libido (a Freudian term for sexual urge or desire) & Liberace (American pianist and entertainer who was noted for his virtuosity and flamboyant style).

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Created by: abrakadeborah

Pronunciation: kras-u-al

Sentence: Solivia Sleezebain had a tendency to speak very crassual about every person she had ever met.

Etymology: Added ual to Crass ~ Crass ; So crude and unrefined as to be lacking in discrimination and sensibility

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