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DEFINITION: n., A person who finds potentially sexual meanings in every conversation, and who always tries to "cleverly" point it out, by putting ordinary words or phrases into a sexual context. v., To be habitually and annoyingly addicted to sexual innuendo.
Verboticisms
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Fornichatter
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: for-ni-cha-tur
Sentence: When I asked him if he was a morning person, and he replied, giggling, that he found it hard in the morning, I realized I was trying to get to know a fornichatter.
Etymology: fornicate, chat
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COMMENTS:
very funny purple - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 11:21:00
Well, at least we know he isn't hard to get up in the morning! (written with avery red face and roaring with laughter) Your sentence goes right to the heart part of the matter! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:45:00
Nice word and funny sentence. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 15:55:00
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Undercoverer
Created by: Biscotti
Pronunciation: un-dur-cuv-er-er
Sentence: Alex was an annoying undercoverer, always putting emphasis on words like "big" and "wet".
Etymology: To disguise sexual inuendo by putting it undercover. Undercover is also a word that an "undercoverer" may use.
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COMMENTS:
Awe! Shucks! Do we just have to grin and bare him? Did the implied undertaker in the cartoon inspire undercoverer? Very unique! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:52:00
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Libiderace
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: li beed er achi
Sentence: He lived in Las Vegas. He performed off, off the Strip in a cabaret, called Libido Loco, where he was billed as Libiderace. (Last week it was called Lust Horizons, the week before The Horny Towed.) More famous for his "organ" recitals than his piano ones, his gift of music stripped the Burlesque performers, of their inhibitions. His "hole" act had a sexual undertone. Women wanted him (to stop) and Men wanted to be(at) him. His lovely assistant was Ida Norgasm. He played the room like a hooker at a sailor's convention. He was Lewd-tenant Leer tonight, Hugh G. Rection tomorrow night. He wore his hair in an Afro-disiac style. His real name was Randy Gote and he had a kid in every state and a trail of broken hearts behind him. It was risque business, but he loved the exposure. Every fetish and fantasy he had were expressed in musical form (the rhythmn method?) Alas one evening while performing his Scarlet Pimp-Poor-Nell routine, his lecherous past caught up to him as he was grabbed by an audience "member" and castrated. He disappeared and was instantly replaced by a young stud called Roman Hands. Yes, the competition in this line of work is very "stiff".
Etymology: Libido (a Freudian term for sexual urge or desire) & Liberace (American pianist and entertainer who was noted for his virtuosity and flamboyant style).
Sexasperation
Created by: Maxine
Pronunciation: sex ass per ay shun
Sentence: I told Nigel that he's a bona fide sexasperation, he made a suggestive comment about the phrase "bona fide," and I slapped him across the face. Then he made a suggestive comment about slapping. So I reached for the handgun in my purse and thought about shooting him--but fortunately I checked myself in time.
Etymology: sex, exasperation; and, in the spirit of the day, ASS (yuk yuk).
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COMMENTS:
funny sentence - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:37:00
Very expressive! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:57:00
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Libidity
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: lib id it tee
Sentence: Marnie's sense of libidity was revolting. Like when she turned up at Homer's funeral and made cracks about him. Her mother was disgusted with her innuendo and crude comments over his being layed out...
Etymology: Libido (sexual urges) & Lividity (unnatural lack of color in the skin (as from bruising or sickness or emotional distress or death)
Crassgrabber
Created by: Magnetic
Pronunciation: KRASS / gra / ber
Sentence: With all his lewd winking, nudging, and constant "finger quoting", Bob quickly became the crassgrabber no one wanted to mingle with at the party.
Etymology: crass (vulgar, insensitive) + ass grabber (one who selfishly exploits the shocked reactions of others for their own repressed perverted kicks) + grab (reach, stretch)
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COMMENTS:
This is a word that would have come in as a handy alternative for one of my college theatre professors, who was constantly accusing us of engaging in too much "grab ass." - picabomama, 2008-02-12: 09:15:00
Sexploitive fingers! Very witty! Sexceptional! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:27:00
you don't want to encourage crassgrab or is that crabgrass - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:35:00
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Smuttony
Created by: Dougalistic
Pronunciation: Smutt-on-eee
Sentence: Linda was obsessed by turning the rocket science lesson into a sexual demonstration for adults. She lacks morals and is full of smuttony!
Etymology: Smut or smutty - Lewd, immoral, dirty and rude. Gluttony - To do with eating mainly, but can also mean excessive or greedy.
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COMMENTS:
This must be one of the seven deadly puns! Good one! - metro1, 2008-02-12: 10:31:00
Sexceptional! Sexactly fits the definition! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:13:00
Great word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 15:59:00
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Impropioneer
Created by: Tigger
Pronunciation: /im-pro-pi-uh-NEER/
Sentence: Henry is such an 'impropioneer', he never passes up an opportunity to make a sleazy remark. At the funeral reception, while widow Jenkins was sobbing and stroking her cat, Henry smuttered, "I suppose you and your pussy will be very lonely now, but I'd be happy to come over and play with it some time."
Etymology: Impropriety - an indecent or improper act (from Old French, im- "not" & proprieté "proper") + Pioneer - one who ventures into new territory (also from Old French, peonier "foot soldier")
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COMMENTS:
I have no catty remark! Sexcellent innuending! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:59:00
Good stuff. - ErWenn, 2008-02-12: 19:10:00
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Innuendolt
Created by: libertybelle
Pronunciation: in-you-end-dolt
Sentence: Barry twisted everything the "Whole Foods" lady was trying to tell us about organic cucumbers into something dirty - what an innuendolt!
Etymology: innuendo + dolt
Speakaboo
Created by: picabomama
Pronunciation: speek- a - boo
Sentence: The Smith Family was kind enough to include their daughter's long misunderstood boyfriend on a trip to a family wedding in Beaver, PA. Needless to say, the beau did not improve his standing after playing SPEAKABOO with all the small business names they came upon as they passed through town. "Beaver Quick Lube! Now that's a place I'd like to visit on a Saturday night, right Mr. Smith!?"
Etymology: Speak + Taboo
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COMMENTS:
Original blending! Great play on peekaboo or should I say piqueaboo, too! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:20:00
There are also towns/cities in PA called Bird in Hand, Intercourse, Beaver Meadows, and Beaver Falls (guess that's what happens when ya get old). - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-12: 18:46:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by Tigger. Thank you Tigger. ~ James
Tigger - 2008-02-12: 02:09:00
This cartoon is hilarious!
Jabberwocky - 2008-02-12: 05:56:00
very well laid out
Banky - 2008-02-12: 08:44:00
You're well endowed with artistic talent.
Thank you for your kind and suggestive words ~ James
silveryaspen - 2008-02-12: 13:21:00
Sextraordinary definition and cartoon, Tigger and James!
silveryaspen - 2008-02-12: 13:26:00
To all: Very creative! Creativity can be so enhancing! You've all got me thinking you have great sex lives!
Nosila - 2008-02-12: 23:03:00
Good idea, Tigger...hopefully this idea will slake the thirst and quench the desires of those who live life on the double entendre! And the cartoon, James...well, it is to die for...
Well, I'm glad it didn't die on the page. Thanks! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by Tigger. Thank you Tigger. ~ James
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