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DEFINITION: n., A person who finds potentially sexual meanings in every conversation, and who always tries to "cleverly" point it out, by putting ordinary words or phrases into a sexual context. v., To be habitually and annoyingly addicted to sexual innuendo.
Verboticisms
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Coitentious
Created by: XMbIPb
Pronunciation: /co-i-ten-shes/
Sentence: Q. "Why is Jack walking so funny?" A. "Well, Bill was tinkering with his 73 Chevy Monter-Carlo... yeah... on 'em bricks o'er yonder... an' Jack kinda comes up an' says: 'Ah likes whatcha got under that hood, Billy. It sure's big.' Well 'en. Ole Bill don't take kindly to a coitation r'mark like that. Nex' thin' ya'll know he did a number on Jack's knee caps."
Etymology: COITENTIOUS (adj.) [coitate, v.; coitator, n.] - sex-related from lat. "coitus;" a rather rare usage as most forms are rather gender-specific (fallatious or cannilatious)
Losehorniaist
Created by: iwanttodirect
Pronunciation: lose-horn-i-aist
Sentence: Conversation: "What ya doin'" Someone asks. "I'm creating words on Verbotomy." I answer. "Wow that drawing of the one in yellow is hot for a cartoon. I'd like to see how she would do on this botomy." the losehorniaist retorts pointing to his crotch. "You're an idiot." I state.
Etymology: Lose: as in loser who still lives with his or her parents, or alone, or with there college roommates at 32. horny: as he or she is horny for sexual intercourse that they don't have a lot because they live at home, or alone, or with there college roommate
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COMMENTS:
Interesting etymology! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:50:00
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Sexuation
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: secks-yew-AY-shun
Sentence: Millicent had the annoying habit of finding sexuations in the utterations of others whether or not any such innuendo was intended.
Etymology: Blend of 'sexual' (of, relating to, or associated with sex or the sexes) and 'insinuation' (to insinuate: to introduce (as an idea) gradually or in a subtle, indirect, or covert way)
Nudgwink
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: /ˈnʊdʒˌwɪŋk/ The first vowel is the short "oo" sound (ʊ) as in "book" or "put", not the long "oo" sound (u) in "boot" or "boob" and not the short "u" sound (ʌ) in "butt" or "buck".
Sentence: He was such a nudgwink that he couldn't pass any coupling of two even vaguely round objects without making boobie jokes. Melons, hills, buildings, even the Os in the Google logo were fair game to him. When he finally told us that he was gay, nobody was surprised.
Etymology: nudg(e) + wink, from the "Candid Photography" sketch in the episode "How to Recognize Different Types of Trees From Quite a Long Way Away" of the television show "Monty Python's Flying Circus". Reminiscent of Yiddish "nudnik" - a persistently dull pest.
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COMMENTS:
Very original etymology and verboticism! Even more original is your pronunciation ... Did you boobytrap our tongues? (again I'm very red faced and roaring with laughter). Great sentence, too! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:56:00
Oh, wicked. Wicked. You're wicked. Eh? Know what I mean. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Nudge nudge. Say no more! Say no more squire! (Good word!) - Banky, 2008-02-12: 12:17:00
love the Monty Python tribute - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:33:00
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Lecherocity
Created by: CrystalNekol
Pronunciation: Lech-er-ous-it-tee
Sentence:
Etymology:
Shesaidisist
Created by: playdohheart
Pronunciation: she+said+a+sist
Sentence: It is best to avoid phrases like "That's hard", "What a great night", and "Where's the beef?" when around a known shesaidishist.
Etymology: "That's what she said" + "fetishist" (one who engages in fetishism, especially of a sexual nature)
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COMMENTS:
Oh! For me to say this 3 times fast is tongue torture ... when you miss that last 's' !!!!! Or say it displaced after the t instead of in front of that last t !!! Original and so funny to try to say! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:38:00
I love it... I know way too many people that overuse that phrase. My only comments: It's really long. It's hard to wrap my tongue around. It goes on and on. I feel like I'm drooling when it comes out of my mouth. ... - Magnetic, 2008-02-12: 13:52:00
Good points. I removed the h from "shist". I think that will make it easier to pronounce! - playdohheart, 2008-02-12: 13:59:00
Very interesting & creative! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 16:10:00
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Euphemaster
Created by: Banky
Pronunciation: yoo-fim-mass-tur
Sentence: Harold considered himself a euphemaster despite the fact that his lack of tact during delivery made him a mere innuendolt. When an opportunity to ply his trade arose, he'd get visibly excited, gently slide a set-up into the conversation, come around the back-door to the punchline, and then forcefully cram the innuendo down everyones throat with a sudden eruption. The awful joke would leave a lump in the assembled party's throat, but Harold gave them no time to swallow the gag, as he quickly thrust terrible pun after awful entendre into their slack-jawed maws. He would then sit back, beaded sweat on his brow, swollen with pride, and spent from the effort.
Etymology: euphemism - substitution of a non-offensive phrase for an offensive one, usually to produce indirect humor, master - at the top of one's profession; innuendo - a veiled allusion often used to reference the obscene or profane, dolt - a stupid person
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COMMENTS:
Sublime! - ErWenn, 2008-02-12: 09:28:00
pretty steamy stuff - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 11:17:00
You sentence reveals you can be a euphemaster of the Sexplicit innuendo! Wow! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:46:00
Love inuendolt, and the sentence! - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-12: 18:29:00
I have to vote for the sentence alone! Left me erupting with laughter! - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-12: 18:52:00
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Perveyor
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: per - VAY - ur
Sentence: Seemingly preoccupied with sexual matters, Elbert was a skilled perveyor who could turn most any comment into a sexual innuendo.....and for those who may not know....."Innuendo" is NOT a trade name for Italian suppositories.
Etymology: Blend of pervert and purveyor...
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COMMENTS:
Very nice! - Banky, 2008-02-12: 08:42:00
I will never be able to say innuendo with a strait face again! Great choices for your etymology and terrific blending. A very sexcussful verboticism! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:09:00
HA! Inuendo joke made me LOL, really! - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-12: 18:36:00
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Crassgrabber
Created by: Magnetic
Pronunciation: KRASS / gra / ber
Sentence: With all his lewd winking, nudging, and constant "finger quoting", Bob quickly became the crassgrabber no one wanted to mingle with at the party.
Etymology: crass (vulgar, insensitive) + ass grabber (one who selfishly exploits the shocked reactions of others for their own repressed perverted kicks) + grab (reach, stretch)
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COMMENTS:
This is a word that would have come in as a handy alternative for one of my college theatre professors, who was constantly accusing us of engaging in too much "grab ass." - picabomama, 2008-02-12: 09:15:00
Sexploitive fingers! Very witty! Sexceptional! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:27:00
you don't want to encourage crassgrab or is that crabgrass - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:35:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by Tigger. Thank you Tigger. ~ James
Tigger - 2008-02-12: 02:09:00
This cartoon is hilarious!
Jabberwocky - 2008-02-12: 05:56:00
very well laid out
Banky - 2008-02-12: 08:44:00
You're well endowed with artistic talent.
Thank you for your kind and suggestive words ~ James
silveryaspen - 2008-02-12: 13:21:00
Sextraordinary definition and cartoon, Tigger and James!
silveryaspen - 2008-02-12: 13:26:00
To all: Very creative! Creativity can be so enhancing! You've all got me thinking you have great sex lives!
Nosila - 2008-02-12: 23:03:00
Good idea, Tigger...hopefully this idea will slake the thirst and quench the desires of those who live life on the double entendre! And the cartoon, James...well, it is to die for...
Well, I'm glad it didn't die on the page. Thanks! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by Tigger. Thank you Tigger. ~ James
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