Verboticisms

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: per - VAY - ur

Sentence: Seemingly preoccupied with sexual matters, Elbert was a skilled perveyor who could turn most any comment into a sexual innuendo.....and for those who may not know....."Innuendo" is NOT a trade name for Italian suppositories.

Etymology: Blend of pervert and purveyor...

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COMMENTS:

Very nice! - Banky, 2008-02-12: 08:42:00

I will never be able to say innuendo with a strait face again! Great choices for your etymology and terrific blending. A very sexcussful verboticism! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:09:00

HA! Inuendo joke made me LOL, really! - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-12: 18:36:00

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Created by: playdohheart

Pronunciation: she+said+a+sist

Sentence: It is best to avoid phrases like "That's hard", "What a great night", and "Where's the beef?" when around a known shesaidishist.

Etymology: "That's what she said" + "fetishist" (one who engages in fetishism, especially of a sexual nature)

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COMMENTS:

Oh! For me to say this 3 times fast is tongue torture ... when you miss that last 's' !!!!! Or say it displaced after the t instead of in front of that last t !!! Original and so funny to try to say! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:38:00

I love it... I know way too many people that overuse that phrase. My only comments: It's really long. It's hard to wrap my tongue around. It goes on and on. I feel like I'm drooling when it comes out of my mouth. ... - Magnetic, 2008-02-12: 13:52:00

Good points. I removed the h from "shist". I think that will make it easier to pronounce! - playdohheart, 2008-02-12: 13:59:00

Very interesting & creative! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 16:10:00

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Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /ˈnʊdʒˌwɪŋk/ The first vowel is the short "oo" sound (ʊ) as in "book" or "put", not the long "oo" sound (u) in "boot" or "boob" and not the short "u" sound (ʌ) in "butt" or "buck".

Sentence: He was such a nudgwink that he couldn't pass any coupling of two even vaguely round objects without making boobie jokes. Melons, hills, buildings, even the Os in the Google logo were fair game to him. When he finally told us that he was gay, nobody was surprised.

Etymology: nudg(e) + wink, from the "Candid Photography" sketch in the episode "How to Recognize Different Types of Trees From Quite a Long Way Away" of the television show "Monty Python's Flying Circus". Reminiscent of Yiddish "nudnik" - a persistently dull pest.

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COMMENTS:

Very original etymology and verboticism! Even more original is your pronunciation ... Did you boobytrap our tongues? (again I'm very red faced and roaring with laughter). Great sentence, too! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:56:00

Oh, wicked. Wicked. You're wicked. Eh? Know what I mean. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Nudge nudge. Say no more! Say no more squire! (Good word!) - Banky, 2008-02-12: 12:17:00

love the Monty Python tribute - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:33:00

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Created by: CanadianAndyCapp

Pronunciation: Nookee-o-main-ee-ak

Sentence: According to Sigmund Freud, the three levels of sexual flirtation and propositon are; Innuendo, NudgeNudge, and Nookieomania. For the full fledged Nookieomaniac, the only social cure is a bucket of iced water.

Etymology: Nookie- To be related to personal intimate physical relationships, but without the maturity favctor. / Maniac - to be wildly possessed by an emotion.

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COMMENTS:

is a nookieomaniac related to the Nookie monster from sexame street - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:30:00

Is a nookiemaniac a nookiemonster? Oh, sometimes how we'd like to sexile them for their sextremes! Great sexpression! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:34:00

Sometimes great minds think alike (GMTA) Jabberwocky ... your were creating your comment at the same time ... and I didn't see it before I created mine ... began working on it before you did ... but it took me so long to come up with the right punfuns in my second sentence! Sorry to be repetitive Andy! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:36:00

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Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: secks-yew-AY-shun

Sentence: Millicent had the annoying habit of finding sexuations in the utterations of others whether or not any such innuendo was intended.

Etymology: Blend of 'sexual' (of, relating to, or associated with sex or the sexes) and 'insinuation' (to insinuate: to introduce (as an idea) gradually or in a subtle, indirect, or covert way)

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: seks-jes-tiv

Sentence: Most people are familiar with the concept of the "dirty old man". Some might even be OK with the smart-mouth juvenile but few are as comfortable with the "dirty young woman", who's every utterance is sexgestive.

Etymology: sexual (concerning reproduction, intercourse) + suggestive (implies something improper or indecent; risqué)

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Created by: Maxine

Pronunciation: sex ass per ay shun

Sentence: I told Nigel that he's a bona fide sexasperation, he made a suggestive comment about the phrase "bona fide," and I slapped him across the face. Then he made a suggestive comment about slapping. So I reached for the handgun in my purse and thought about shooting him--but fortunately I checked myself in time.

Etymology: sex, exasperation; and, in the spirit of the day, ASS (yuk yuk).

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COMMENTS:

funny sentence - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:37:00

Very expressive! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:57:00

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Created by: XMbIPb

Pronunciation: /co-i-ten-shes/

Sentence: Q. "Why is Jack walking so funny?" A. "Well, Bill was tinkering with his 73 Chevy Monter-Carlo... yeah... on 'em bricks o'er yonder... an' Jack kinda comes up an' says: 'Ah likes whatcha got under that hood, Billy. It sure's big.' Well 'en. Ole Bill don't take kindly to a coitation r'mark like that. Nex' thin' ya'll know he did a number on Jack's knee caps."

Etymology: COITENTIOUS (adj.) [coitate, v.; coitator, n.] - sex-related from lat. "coitus;" a rather rare usage as most forms are rather gender-specific (fallatious or cannilatious)

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Created by: Mangaplump

Pronunciation: Sex-si-call

Sentence: You you nans a real Sexsicall

Etymology:

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Created by: freestyle

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Brandon is such a sexlinguaphile - he just can't stop talking about female sexual organs.

Etymology: sex - lingua - phile

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COMMENTS:

Was he hooked on more than a pheeling? Certainly fits the definition! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 19:26:00

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