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DEFINITION: n., A person who finds potentially sexual meanings in every conversation, and who always tries to "cleverly" point it out, by putting ordinary words or phrases into a sexual context. v., To be habitually and annoyingly addicted to sexual innuendo.

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Peevert

thegoatisbad

Created by: thegoatisbad

Pronunciation: pee-vert

Sentence: Whenever Kimberly consumed too much wine from a box, she would start to make peeverted comments toward anyone around her.

Etymology: Peeve (annoy) + Pervert (inappropriate sexual expression)

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COMMENTS:

peerriffic word - Nosila, 2010-04-30: 17:25:00

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Crassual

Created by: abrakadeborah

Pronunciation: kras-u-al

Sentence: Solivia Sleezebain had a tendency to speak very crassual about every person she had ever met.

Etymology: Added ual to Crass ~ Crass ; So crude and unrefined as to be lacking in discrimination and sensibility

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Speakaboo

picabomama

Created by: picabomama

Pronunciation: speek- a - boo

Sentence: The Smith Family was kind enough to include their daughter's long misunderstood boyfriend on a trip to a family wedding in Beaver, PA. Needless to say, the beau did not improve his standing after playing SPEAKABOO with all the small business names they came upon as they passed through town. "Beaver Quick Lube! Now that's a place I'd like to visit on a Saturday night, right Mr. Smith!?"

Etymology: Speak + Taboo

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COMMENTS:

Original blending! Great play on peekaboo or should I say piqueaboo, too! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:20:00

There are also towns/cities in PA called Bird in Hand, Intercourse, Beaver Meadows, and Beaver Falls (guess that's what happens when ya get old). - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-12: 18:46:00

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Losehorniaist

Created by: iwanttodirect

Pronunciation: lose-horn-i-aist

Sentence: Conversation: "What ya doin'" Someone asks. "I'm creating words on Verbotomy." I answer. "Wow that drawing of the one in yellow is hot for a cartoon. I'd like to see how she would do on this botomy." the losehorniaist retorts pointing to his crotch. "You're an idiot." I state.

Etymology: Lose: as in loser who still lives with his or her parents, or alone, or with there college roommates at 32. horny: as he or she is horny for sexual intercourse that they don't have a lot because they live at home, or alone, or with there college roommate

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COMMENTS:

Interesting etymology! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:50:00

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Stifflacious

Created by: stupendousm

Pronunciation:

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Nymphopensant

Created by: snowgirl96

Pronunciation: nIm-fO-pEHn-sahNt

Sentence: Boy (grinning)- I'm going to a party on Saturday. Do you want to come with me? It won't take long, I promise. Girl (clearly repulsed)- Ugh, you are such a nymphopensant!

Etymology: nypho- someone who has an insatiable appetite for sex pensant- french for "thinking"

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Sexgestion

artr

Created by: artr

Pronunciation: seksjeschən

Sentence: It doesn’t matter what you say around Howie. He can turn anything into a sexgestion. His talent for innuendo is not always appreciated by his minister wife.

Etymology: sex (sexual activity) + suggestion (something that implies or indicates a certain fact or situation)

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Fornichatter

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: for-ni-cha-tur

Sentence: When I asked him if he was a morning person, and he replied, giggling, that he found it hard in the morning, I realized I was trying to get to know a fornichatter.

Etymology: fornicate, chat

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COMMENTS:

very funny purple - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 11:21:00

Well, at least we know he isn't hard to get up in the morning! (written with avery red face and roaring with laughter) Your sentence goes right to the heart part of the matter! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:45:00

Nice word and funny sentence. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 15:55:00

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Griefwhilehorny

Created by: knickynicola

Pronunciation: grief while horny

Sentence: the griefwhile horny blonde at a funeral

Etymology:

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Inyurendo

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: in ur en doh

Sentence: When Muffy told Ida Norgasm about her attraction to Dick, she sighed even though she knew he'd never be able to go to Viagra Falls anymore. Muffy displayed her inyurendo and bent to kiss him cruelly on the mouth one last time, with bosom heaving, oblivious of the fact that Ida was Dick's widow...and they'd both be left Dick less!

Etymology: innuendo (malicious implication) and your end (oh oh...naughty bit, say no more, wink, wink, know what I mean? Nudge, Nudge, A wink's as good as a nod to a blind horse! R U 1 2?) Apologies to Monty Python!

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-02-12: 01:31:00
Today's definition was suggested by Tigger. Thank you Tigger. ~ James

Tigger - 2008-02-12: 02:09:00
This cartoon is hilarious!

Jabberwocky - 2008-02-12: 05:56:00
very well laid out

Banky - 2008-02-12: 08:44:00
You're well endowed with artistic talent.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-02-12: 11:44:00
Thank you for your kind and suggestive words ~ James

silveryaspen - 2008-02-12: 13:21:00
Sextraordinary definition and cartoon, Tigger and James!

silveryaspen - 2008-02-12: 13:26:00
To all: Very creative! Creativity can be so enhancing! You've all got me thinking you have great sex lives!

Nosila - 2008-02-12: 23:03:00
Good idea, Tigger...hopefully this idea will slake the thirst and quench the desires of those who live life on the double entendre! And the cartoon, James...well, it is to die for...

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-02-13: 00:35:00
Well, I'm glad it didn't die on the page. Thanks! ~ James

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2010-04-30: 00:28:00
Today's definition was suggested by Tigger. Thank you Tigger. ~ James

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