Verboticisms

Created by: Biscotti

Pronunciation: un-dur-cuv-er-er

Sentence: Alex was an annoying undercoverer, always putting emphasis on words like "big" and "wet".

Etymology: To disguise sexual inuendo by putting it undercover. Undercover is also a word that an "undercoverer" may use.

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COMMENTS:

Awe! Shucks! Do we just have to grin and bare him? Did the implied undertaker in the cartoon inspire undercoverer? Very unique! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:52:00

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Created by: Mangaplump

Pronunciation: Sex-si-call

Sentence: You you nans a real Sexsicall

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Created by: knickynicola

Pronunciation: grief while horny

Sentence: the griefwhile horny blonde at a funeral

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Created by: Dougalistic

Pronunciation: Smutt-on-eee

Sentence: Linda was obsessed by turning the rocket science lesson into a sexual demonstration for adults. She lacks morals and is full of smuttony!

Etymology: Smut or smutty - Lewd, immoral, dirty and rude. Gluttony - To do with eating mainly, but can also mean excessive or greedy.

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COMMENTS:

This must be one of the seven deadly puns! Good one! - metro1, 2008-02-12: 10:31:00

Sexceptional! Sexactly fits the definition! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:13:00

Great word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 15:59:00

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Created by: EmmaHeras

Pronunciation: kwip-kink

Sentence: Alice realised that her boyfriend was a Quipkink when they went bowling and he constantly asked her to roll his balls, knock his pin, and make the screen say XXX.

Etymology: Quip- as in a clever remark. Kink- from kinky; unusual sexual practices.

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Created by: bookowl

Pronunciation: point/sex/tur

Sentence: Pointsexter was a fictional character in the vintage cartoon Felix the Cat. He helped his bumbling uncle concoct elaborate schemes to get Felix and capture his Magic Bag. (what more can I say)

Etymology: poindexter + point + sex

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COMMENTS:

Sextraordinary sentence! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:17:00

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: li beed er achi

Sentence: He lived in Las Vegas. He performed off, off the Strip in a cabaret, called Libido Loco, where he was billed as Libiderace. (Last week it was called Lust Horizons, the week before The Horny Towed.) More famous for his "organ" recitals than his piano ones, his gift of music stripped the Burlesque performers, of their inhibitions. His "hole" act had a sexual undertone. Women wanted him (to stop) and Men wanted to be(at) him. His lovely assistant was Ida Norgasm. He played the room like a hooker at a sailor's convention. He was Lewd-tenant Leer tonight, Hugh G. Rection tomorrow night. He wore his hair in an Afro-disiac style. His real name was Randy Gote and he had a kid in every state and a trail of broken hearts behind him. It was risque business, but he loved the exposure. Every fetish and fantasy he had were expressed in musical form (the rhythmn method?) Alas one evening while performing his Scarlet Pimp-Poor-Nell routine, his lecherous past caught up to him as he was grabbed by an audience "member" and castrated. He disappeared and was instantly replaced by a young stud called Roman Hands. Yes, the competition in this line of work is very "stiff".

Etymology: Libido (a Freudian term for sexual urge or desire) & Liberace (American pianist and entertainer who was noted for his virtuosity and flamboyant style).

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Created by: loxhobabl

Pronunciation: gri-fi-nite

Sentence: I think watching to much "Family Guy" has turned our son into a >Griffinite.

Etymology: Peter Griffin, "Family Guy"

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Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: seks-ee-LEX-see-uh

Sentence: Upon hearing that there was a ho down at the corner of High and Main Streets; Bob, whose sexilexia was most rudimentary, quickly hurry there hoping to hear his favorite country tune about a hobo, " The Son of Hickory Hollow's Tramp.".

Etymology: SEXILEXIA: blend of sexy & Lex (lexia): word, words of a language, speech, & IA: state or (medical) condition. HO (as in skanky-ho). Ho(e)Down: Country dance gathering.

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SEXILEXIA: blend of sexy & Lex (lexia): word of a language, speech, & IA: state or (medical) condiition. HO (as in skanky ho) - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 05:26:00

does this follow the dyslexia angle with Bob substituting sex for six e.g. sex shooter, sex degrees of separation or the sex fingered man from the Princess Bride - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 11:16:00

Clever use of rudimentary! Sexlexia is fun to say. I tried to say it three times real fas. It was a tongue twister that came out sexlessia! Ouch! Does this mean I am sexlexic in the worst possible way? - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:31:00

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Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: per - VAY - ur

Sentence: Seemingly preoccupied with sexual matters, Elbert was a skilled perveyor who could turn most any comment into a sexual innuendo.....and for those who may not know....."Innuendo" is NOT a trade name for Italian suppositories.

Etymology: Blend of pervert and purveyor...

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COMMENTS:

Very nice! - Banky, 2008-02-12: 08:42:00

I will never be able to say innuendo with a strait face again! Great choices for your etymology and terrific blending. A very sexcussful verboticism! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:09:00

HA! Inuendo joke made me LOL, really! - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-12: 18:36:00

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