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DEFINITION: n., A person who finds potentially sexual meanings in every conversation, and who always tries to "cleverly" point it out, by putting ordinary words or phrases into a sexual context. v., To be habitually and annoyingly addicted to sexual innuendo.

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Sexsicall

Created by: Mangaplump

Pronunciation: Sex-si-call

Sentence: You you nans a real Sexsicall

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Sexlinguaphile

Created by: freestyle

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Brandon is such a sexlinguaphile - he just can't stop talking about female sexual organs.

Etymology: sex - lingua - phile

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COMMENTS:

Was he hooked on more than a pheeling? Certainly fits the definition! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 19:26:00

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Undercoverer

Created by: Biscotti

Pronunciation: un-dur-cuv-er-er

Sentence: Alex was an annoying undercoverer, always putting emphasis on words like "big" and "wet".

Etymology: To disguise sexual inuendo by putting it undercover. Undercover is also a word that an "undercoverer" may use.

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COMMENTS:

Awe! Shucks! Do we just have to grin and bare him? Did the implied undertaker in the cartoon inspire undercoverer? Very unique! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:52:00

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Crassgrabber

Created by: Magnetic

Pronunciation: KRASS / gra / ber

Sentence: With all his lewd winking, nudging, and constant "finger quoting", Bob quickly became the crassgrabber no one wanted to mingle with at the party.

Etymology: crass (vulgar, insensitive) + ass grabber (one who selfishly exploits the shocked reactions of others for their own repressed perverted kicks) + grab (reach, stretch)

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COMMENTS:

picabomama This is a word that would have come in as a handy alternative for one of my college theatre professors, who was constantly accusing us of engaging in too much "grab ass." - picabomama, 2008-02-12: 09:15:00

Sexploitive fingers! Very witty! Sexceptional! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:27:00

you don't want to encourage crassgrab or is that crabgrass - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:35:00

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Sexcavator

Created by: silveryaspen

Pronunciation: sex - ka - vay - ter

Sentence: Bill has a sex-mined tongue that cannot be overcum. On any subject, his sexual digs are overbaring. As the Master of sexual overtones, he is the ultimate sexcavator.

Etymology: excavating anything and everything for sex ... makes one a sexcavator!

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COMMENTS:

Sexcellent! - Banky, 2008-02-12: 08:42:00

sounds like Bill is also a sexcravator - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:25:00

I dig it! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 16:05:00

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Conversextionalist

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: conver/sex/shun/a/list

Sentence: Dick is such a conversextionalist that he invites people to visit him just so he can take them to see the CN Tower and the Skydome. He likes to point out their sizeable attributes.

Etymology: conversationalist + sex

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COMMENTS:

good one! - galwaywegian, 2008-02-12: 07:52:00

Excellent! - ErWenn, 2008-02-12: 09:28:00

Sizable tributes to you! Fantastic sentence and verboticism! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:17:00

Great word and easy to say. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 15:53:00

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Labidorator

Created by: dluman

Pronunciation: la-beedo-raytor

Sentence: Agnus, a labidorator, was constantly making inuendos about Jim's stiff leg, which she didn't know was wooden.

Etymology: From the latin for labia, meaning lips and other stuff.

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COMMENTS:

Very sexplicit! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 19:32:00

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Sexgestive

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: seks-jes-tiv

Sentence: Most people are familiar with the concept of the "dirty old man". Some might even be OK with the smart-mouth juvenile but few are as comfortable with the "dirty young woman", who's every utterance is sexgestive.

Etymology: sexual (concerning reproduction, intercourse) + suggestive (implies something improper or indecent; risqué)

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Erectionarian

Created by: paperhoard

Pronunciation: Erect-shon-arian

Sentence: Jim always enjoyed reading the naked pygmy articles in National Geographic and peering at the bra section of the 1960 Sears catalog. Over the years this has helped him develop into an Erectionarian, a very old man able to twist any word or sentence into a sexual meaning.

Etymology: Erection + Octogenarian

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COMMENTS:

very funny sentence - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:27:00

Perma-rection! Prolonged feelings! Wishful thinking? !!!! Wonderful idea! Sexcessfully fun!!! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:41:00

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Crassual

Created by: abrakadeborah

Pronunciation: kras-u-al

Sentence: Solivia Sleezebain had a tendency to speak very crassual about every person she had ever met.

Etymology: Added ual to Crass ~ Crass ; So crude and unrefined as to be lacking in discrimination and sensibility

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-02-12: 01:31:00
Today's definition was suggested by Tigger. Thank you Tigger. ~ James

Tigger - 2008-02-12: 02:09:00
This cartoon is hilarious!

Jabberwocky - 2008-02-12: 05:56:00
very well laid out

Banky - 2008-02-12: 08:44:00
You're well endowed with artistic talent.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-02-12: 11:44:00
Thank you for your kind and suggestive words ~ James

silveryaspen - 2008-02-12: 13:21:00
Sextraordinary definition and cartoon, Tigger and James!

silveryaspen - 2008-02-12: 13:26:00
To all: Very creative! Creativity can be so enhancing! You've all got me thinking you have great sex lives!

Nosila - 2008-02-12: 23:03:00
Good idea, Tigger...hopefully this idea will slake the thirst and quench the desires of those who live life on the double entendre! And the cartoon, James...well, it is to die for...

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-02-13: 00:35:00
Well, I'm glad it didn't die on the page. Thanks! ~ James

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2010-04-30: 00:28:00
Today's definition was suggested by Tigger. Thank you Tigger. ~ James

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