Verboticisms

Created by: Tigger

Pronunciation: /im-pro-pi-uh-NEER/

Sentence: Henry is such an 'impropioneer', he never passes up an opportunity to make a sleazy remark. At the funeral reception, while widow Jenkins was sobbing and stroking her cat, Henry smuttered, "I suppose you and your pussy will be very lonely now, but I'd be happy to come over and play with it some time."

Etymology: Impropriety - an indecent or improper act (from Old French, im- "not" & proprieté "proper") + Pioneer - one who ventures into new territory (also from Old French, peonier "foot soldier")

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COMMENTS:

I have no catty remark! Sexcellent innuending! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:59:00

Good stuff. - ErWenn, 2008-02-12: 19:10:00

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Created by: Magnetic

Pronunciation: KRASS / gra / ber

Sentence: With all his lewd winking, nudging, and constant "finger quoting", Bob quickly became the crassgrabber no one wanted to mingle with at the party.

Etymology: crass (vulgar, insensitive) + ass grabber (one who selfishly exploits the shocked reactions of others for their own repressed perverted kicks) + grab (reach, stretch)

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COMMENTS:

This is a word that would have come in as a handy alternative for one of my college theatre professors, who was constantly accusing us of engaging in too much "grab ass." - picabomama, 2008-02-12: 09:15:00

Sexploitive fingers! Very witty! Sexceptional! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:27:00

you don't want to encourage crassgrab or is that crabgrass - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:35:00

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: randee big u us

Sentence: Her name was Ida Norgasm and with that handle(the appendage to an object that is designed to be held in order to use or move it) and she was a high school teacher. In order to stimulate (stir feelings in) her pupils, she would ass-ign them double entendre essay questions...randybiguous ones. The latest tease (a seductive woman who uses her sex appeal to exploit men) was a political question. "If Russia invaded Turkey from the rear, do you think Greece would help?" (Wink, wink, nod, nod, enough said, a wink's as good as a nod to a blind horse, know what I mean? Say no more!)

Etymology: Randy (feeling great sexual desire) & Ambiguous (open to two or more interpretations; or of uncertain nature or significance; or (often) intended to mislead)

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Created by: Banky

Pronunciation: yoo-fim-mass-tur

Sentence: Harold considered himself a euphemaster despite the fact that his lack of tact during delivery made him a mere innuendolt. When an opportunity to ply his trade arose, he'd get visibly excited, gently slide a set-up into the conversation, come around the back-door to the punchline, and then forcefully cram the innuendo down everyones throat with a sudden eruption. The awful joke would leave a lump in the assembled party's throat, but Harold gave them no time to swallow the gag, as he quickly thrust terrible pun after awful entendre into their slack-jawed maws. He would then sit back, beaded sweat on his brow, swollen with pride, and spent from the effort.

Etymology: euphemism - substitution of a non-offensive phrase for an offensive one, usually to produce indirect humor, master - at the top of one's profession; innuendo - a veiled allusion often used to reference the obscene or profane, dolt - a stupid person

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COMMENTS:

Sublime! - ErWenn, 2008-02-12: 09:28:00

pretty steamy stuff - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 11:17:00

You sentence reveals you can be a euphemaster of the Sexplicit innuendo! Wow! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:46:00

Love inuendolt, and the sentence! - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-12: 18:29:00

I have to vote for the sentence alone! Left me erupting with laughter! - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-12: 18:52:00

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Created by: knickynicola

Pronunciation: grief while horny

Sentence: the griefwhile horny blonde at a funeral

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Created by: bookowl

Pronunciation: point/sex/tur

Sentence: Pointsexter was a fictional character in the vintage cartoon Felix the Cat. He helped his bumbling uncle concoct elaborate schemes to get Felix and capture his Magic Bag. (what more can I say)

Etymology: poindexter + point + sex

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COMMENTS:

Sextraordinary sentence! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:17:00

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Created by: playdohheart

Pronunciation: she+said+a+sist

Sentence: It is best to avoid phrases like "That's hard", "What a great night", and "Where's the beef?" when around a known shesaidishist.

Etymology: "That's what she said" + "fetishist" (one who engages in fetishism, especially of a sexual nature)

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COMMENTS:

Oh! For me to say this 3 times fast is tongue torture ... when you miss that last 's' !!!!! Or say it displaced after the t instead of in front of that last t !!! Original and so funny to try to say! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:38:00

I love it... I know way too many people that overuse that phrase. My only comments: It's really long. It's hard to wrap my tongue around. It goes on and on. I feel like I'm drooling when it comes out of my mouth. ... - Magnetic, 2008-02-12: 13:52:00

Good points. I removed the h from "shist". I think that will make it easier to pronounce! - playdohheart, 2008-02-12: 13:59:00

Very interesting & creative! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 16:10:00

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: seks-jes-tiv

Sentence: Most people are familiar with the concept of the "dirty old man". Some might even be OK with the smart-mouth juvenile but few are as comfortable with the "dirty young woman", who's every utterance is sexgestive.

Etymology: sexual (concerning reproduction, intercourse) + suggestive (implies something improper or indecent; risqué)

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Created by: CanadianAndyCapp

Pronunciation: Nookee-o-main-ee-ak

Sentence: According to Sigmund Freud, the three levels of sexual flirtation and propositon are; Innuendo, NudgeNudge, and Nookieomania. For the full fledged Nookieomaniac, the only social cure is a bucket of iced water.

Etymology: Nookie- To be related to personal intimate physical relationships, but without the maturity favctor. / Maniac - to be wildly possessed by an emotion.

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COMMENTS:

is a nookieomaniac related to the Nookie monster from sexame street - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:30:00

Is a nookiemaniac a nookiemonster? Oh, sometimes how we'd like to sexile them for their sextremes! Great sexpression! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:34:00

Sometimes great minds think alike (GMTA) Jabberwocky ... your were creating your comment at the same time ... and I didn't see it before I created mine ... began working on it before you did ... but it took me so long to come up with the right punfuns in my second sentence! Sorry to be repetitive Andy! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:36:00

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: seksjeschən

Sentence: It doesn’t matter what you say around Howie. He can turn anything into a sexgestion. His talent for innuendo is not always appreciated by his minister wife.

Etymology: sex (sexual activity) + suggestion (something that implies or indicates a certain fact or situation)

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