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DEFINITION: n., A person who finds potentially sexual meanings in every conversation, and who always tries to "cleverly" point it out, by putting ordinary words or phrases into a sexual context. v., To be habitually and annoyingly addicted to sexual innuendo.
Verboticisms
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Coitentious
Created by: XMbIPb
Pronunciation: /co-i-ten-shes/
Sentence: Q. "Why is Jack walking so funny?" A. "Well, Bill was tinkering with his 73 Chevy Monter-Carlo... yeah... on 'em bricks o'er yonder... an' Jack kinda comes up an' says: 'Ah likes whatcha got under that hood, Billy. It sure's big.' Well 'en. Ole Bill don't take kindly to a coitation r'mark like that. Nex' thin' ya'll know he did a number on Jack's knee caps."
Etymology: COITENTIOUS (adj.) [coitate, v.; coitator, n.] - sex-related from lat. "coitus;" a rather rare usage as most forms are rather gender-specific (fallatious or cannilatious)
Griffinite
Created by: loxhobabl
Pronunciation: gri-fi-nite
Sentence: I think watching to much "Family Guy" has turned our son into a >Griffinite.
Etymology: Peter Griffin, "Family Guy"
Losehorniaist
Created by: iwanttodirect
Pronunciation: lose-horn-i-aist
Sentence: Conversation: "What ya doin'" Someone asks. "I'm creating words on Verbotomy." I answer. "Wow that drawing of the one in yellow is hot for a cartoon. I'd like to see how she would do on this botomy." the losehorniaist retorts pointing to his crotch. "You're an idiot." I state.
Etymology: Lose: as in loser who still lives with his or her parents, or alone, or with there college roommates at 32. horny: as he or she is horny for sexual intercourse that they don't have a lot because they live at home, or alone, or with there college roommate
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COMMENTS:
Interesting etymology! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:50:00
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Crassgrabber
Created by: Magnetic
Pronunciation: KRASS / gra / ber
Sentence: With all his lewd winking, nudging, and constant "finger quoting", Bob quickly became the crassgrabber no one wanted to mingle with at the party.
Etymology: crass (vulgar, insensitive) + ass grabber (one who selfishly exploits the shocked reactions of others for their own repressed perverted kicks) + grab (reach, stretch)
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COMMENTS:
This is a word that would have come in as a handy alternative for one of my college theatre professors, who was constantly accusing us of engaging in too much "grab ass." - picabomama, 2008-02-12: 09:15:00
Sexploitive fingers! Very witty! Sexceptional! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:27:00
you don't want to encourage crassgrab or is that crabgrass - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:35:00
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Conversextionalist
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: conver/sex/shun/a/list
Sentence: Dick is such a conversextionalist that he invites people to visit him just so he can take them to see the CN Tower and the Skydome. He likes to point out their sizeable attributes.
Etymology: conversationalist + sex
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COMMENTS:
good one! - galwaywegian, 2008-02-12: 07:52:00
Excellent! - ErWenn, 2008-02-12: 09:28:00
Sizable tributes to you! Fantastic sentence and verboticism! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:17:00
Great word and easy to say. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 15:53:00
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Innuendolt
Created by: libertybelle
Pronunciation: in-you-end-dolt
Sentence: Barry twisted everything the "Whole Foods" lady was trying to tell us about organic cucumbers into something dirty - what an innuendolt!
Etymology: innuendo + dolt
Shesaidisist
Created by: playdohheart
Pronunciation: she+said+a+sist
Sentence: It is best to avoid phrases like "That's hard", "What a great night", and "Where's the beef?" when around a known shesaidishist.
Etymology: "That's what she said" + "fetishist" (one who engages in fetishism, especially of a sexual nature)
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COMMENTS:
Oh! For me to say this 3 times fast is tongue torture ... when you miss that last 's' !!!!! Or say it displaced after the t instead of in front of that last t !!! Original and so funny to try to say! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:38:00
I love it... I know way too many people that overuse that phrase. My only comments: It's really long. It's hard to wrap my tongue around. It goes on and on. I feel like I'm drooling when it comes out of my mouth. ... - Magnetic, 2008-02-12: 13:52:00
Good points. I removed the h from "shist". I think that will make it easier to pronounce! - playdohheart, 2008-02-12: 13:59:00
Very interesting & creative! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 16:10:00
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Sexcavator
Created by: silveryaspen
Pronunciation: sex - ka - vay - ter
Sentence: Bill has a sex-mined tongue that cannot be overcum. On any subject, his sexual digs are overbaring. As the Master of sexual overtones, he is the ultimate sexcavator.
Etymology: excavating anything and everything for sex ... makes one a sexcavator!
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COMMENTS:
Sexcellent! - Banky, 2008-02-12: 08:42:00
sounds like Bill is also a sexcravator - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:25:00
I dig it! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 16:05:00
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Sexilexia
Created by: OZZIEBOB
Pronunciation: seks-ee-LEX-see-uh
Sentence: Upon hearing that there was a ho down at the corner of High and Main Streets; Bob, whose sexilexia was most rudimentary, quickly hurry there hoping to hear his favorite country tune about a hobo, " The Son of Hickory Hollow's Tramp.".
Etymology: SEXILEXIA: blend of sexy & Lex (lexia): word, words of a language, speech, & IA: state or (medical) condition. HO (as in skanky-ho). Ho(e)Down: Country dance gathering.
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COMMENTS:
SEXILEXIA: blend of sexy & Lex (lexia): word of a language, speech, & IA: state or (medical) condiition. HO (as in skanky ho) - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 05:26:00
does this follow the dyslexia angle with Bob substituting sex for six e.g. sex shooter, sex degrees of separation or the sex fingered man from the Princess Bride - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 11:16:00
Clever use of rudimentary! Sexlexia is fun to say. I tried to say it three times real fas. It was a tongue twister that came out sexlessia! Ouch! Does this mean I am sexlexic in the worst possible way? - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:31:00
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Manfreuday
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: mann froy dae
Sentence: He was such a manfreuday, always making the waitresses on the ship feel like cruise ho's
Etymology: man friday as in robinson cruise ho, freud as in ziggy.
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COMMENTS:
perhaps he was a cross dresser and liked to rompinsome cruise hose - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 09:30:00
Terrific puns! Great verboticism! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:26:00
Creative and funny! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 15:56:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by Tigger. Thank you Tigger. ~ James
Tigger - 2008-02-12: 02:09:00
This cartoon is hilarious!
Jabberwocky - 2008-02-12: 05:56:00
very well laid out
Banky - 2008-02-12: 08:44:00
You're well endowed with artistic talent.
Thank you for your kind and suggestive words ~ James
silveryaspen - 2008-02-12: 13:21:00
Sextraordinary definition and cartoon, Tigger and James!
silveryaspen - 2008-02-12: 13:26:00
To all: Very creative! Creativity can be so enhancing! You've all got me thinking you have great sex lives!
Nosila - 2008-02-12: 23:03:00
Good idea, Tigger...hopefully this idea will slake the thirst and quench the desires of those who live life on the double entendre! And the cartoon, James...well, it is to die for...
Well, I'm glad it didn't die on the page. Thanks! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by Tigger. Thank you Tigger. ~ James
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