Verboticisms

Created by: stupendousm

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: in ur en doh

Sentence: When Muffy told Ida Norgasm about her attraction to Dick, she sighed even though she knew he'd never be able to go to Viagra Falls anymore. Muffy displayed her inyurendo and bent to kiss him cruelly on the mouth one last time, with bosom heaving, oblivious of the fact that Ida was Dick's widow...and they'd both be left Dick less!

Etymology: innuendo (malicious implication) and your end (oh oh...naughty bit, say no more, wink, wink, know what I mean? Nudge, Nudge, A wink's as good as a nod to a blind horse! R U 1 2?) Apologies to Monty Python!

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Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: for-ni-cha-tur

Sentence: When I asked him if he was a morning person, and he replied, giggling, that he found it hard in the morning, I realized I was trying to get to know a fornichatter.

Etymology: fornicate, chat

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COMMENTS:

very funny purple - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 11:21:00

Well, at least we know he isn't hard to get up in the morning! (written with avery red face and roaring with laughter) Your sentence goes right to the heart part of the matter! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:45:00

Nice word and funny sentence. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 15:55:00

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Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: mann froy dae

Sentence: He was such a manfreuday, always making the waitresses on the ship feel like cruise ho's

Etymology: man friday as in robinson cruise ho, freud as in ziggy.

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COMMENTS:

perhaps he was a cross dresser and liked to rompinsome cruise hose - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 09:30:00

Terrific puns! Great verboticism! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:26:00

Creative and funny! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 15:56:00

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Created by: Tigger

Pronunciation: /im-pro-pi-uh-NEER/

Sentence: Henry is such an 'impropioneer', he never passes up an opportunity to make a sleazy remark. At the funeral reception, while widow Jenkins was sobbing and stroking her cat, Henry smuttered, "I suppose you and your pussy will be very lonely now, but I'd be happy to come over and play with it some time."

Etymology: Impropriety - an indecent or improper act (from Old French, im- "not" & proprieté "proper") + Pioneer - one who ventures into new territory (also from Old French, peonier "foot soldier")

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COMMENTS:

I have no catty remark! Sexcellent innuending! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:59:00

Good stuff. - ErWenn, 2008-02-12: 19:10:00

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Created by: EmmaHeras

Pronunciation: kwip-kink

Sentence: Alice realised that her boyfriend was a Quipkink when they went bowling and he constantly asked her to roll his balls, knock his pin, and make the screen say XXX.

Etymology: Quip- as in a clever remark. Kink- from kinky; unusual sexual practices.

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Created by: CrystalNekol

Pronunciation: Lech-er-ous-it-tee

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Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: per - VAY - ur

Sentence: Seemingly preoccupied with sexual matters, Elbert was a skilled perveyor who could turn most any comment into a sexual innuendo.....and for those who may not know....."Innuendo" is NOT a trade name for Italian suppositories.

Etymology: Blend of pervert and purveyor...

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COMMENTS:

Very nice! - Banky, 2008-02-12: 08:42:00

I will never be able to say innuendo with a strait face again! Great choices for your etymology and terrific blending. A very sexcussful verboticism! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:09:00

HA! Inuendo joke made me LOL, really! - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-12: 18:36:00

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Created by: dluman

Pronunciation: la-beedo-raytor

Sentence: Agnus, a labidorator, was constantly making inuendos about Jim's stiff leg, which she didn't know was wooden.

Etymology: From the latin for labia, meaning lips and other stuff.

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COMMENTS:

Very sexplicit! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 19:32:00

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Created by: Banky

Pronunciation: yoo-fim-mass-tur

Sentence: Harold considered himself a euphemaster despite the fact that his lack of tact during delivery made him a mere innuendolt. When an opportunity to ply his trade arose, he'd get visibly excited, gently slide a set-up into the conversation, come around the back-door to the punchline, and then forcefully cram the innuendo down everyones throat with a sudden eruption. The awful joke would leave a lump in the assembled party's throat, but Harold gave them no time to swallow the gag, as he quickly thrust terrible pun after awful entendre into their slack-jawed maws. He would then sit back, beaded sweat on his brow, swollen with pride, and spent from the effort.

Etymology: euphemism - substitution of a non-offensive phrase for an offensive one, usually to produce indirect humor, master - at the top of one's profession; innuendo - a veiled allusion often used to reference the obscene or profane, dolt - a stupid person

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COMMENTS:

Sublime! - ErWenn, 2008-02-12: 09:28:00

pretty steamy stuff - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 11:17:00

You sentence reveals you can be a euphemaster of the Sexplicit innuendo! Wow! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:46:00

Love inuendolt, and the sentence! - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-12: 18:29:00

I have to vote for the sentence alone! Left me erupting with laughter! - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-12: 18:52:00

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