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DEFINITION: v. To purchase a bauble, article of clothing, or major appliance, in order to alleviate anxiety or other psychological stress. Often leads to overspending. n. An item which has been purchased to fill an emotional void.

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Spreelaxation

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: spree-lax-ay-shun

Sentence: after a hard week at work, the only way to unwind was with some shopping spreelaxation

Etymology: relaxation, [shopping]spree

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Spreewell

Created by: sodium

Pronunciation: spree-well

Sentence: Sick of being underappreciated at work and home, Marcia went spreewelling at the mall.

Etymology: shopping spree + wellness + coincidental similarity to NBA player Latrell

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Credtherapy

Created by: Guthlaf1

Pronunciation: KRED-ther-A-pee

Sentence: Rebecca couldn't resist another session of credtherapy after her appalling job interview.

Etymology: "cred" - from credit + therapy

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COMMENTS:

My wife has this condition! - Guthlaf1, 2007-01-15: 14:50:00

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Mallanxiety

Created by: bghicks

Pronunciation: mall anxiety

Sentence: The stress of her job cost her a fortune at the local stroll and spend as she attempted to combat her stress with mallanxiety

Etymology: mall - shopping mecca anxiety

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Anaesdebtic

Carla

Created by: Carla

Pronunciation: an-ess-det-ic

Sentence: Clare always shopped frenziedly after a coffee morning with 'the girls'. How they earned six figures, raised children, coordinated charitable fund-raisers, (and their outfits) without ever passing through puberty puzzled Clare. Could the hollow emptiness of her inadequacy be filled with shoes? Luckily, the anaesdebtic would soon kick in.

Etymology: anaesthetic + debt

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Spendxiety

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: spend - zie - ety

Sentence: Jill's spendxiety caused her credit card bills to go high when she was depressed.

Etymology: spend + anxiety

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Anxbuyety

Created by: toadstool57

Pronunciation: angs-buy-ity

Sentence: Jills gets one of her anxbuyety attacks, grabs her car keys,and credit cards, and races to the mall.

Etymology: anxiety/buy

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Obcontent

Created by: shaibear

Pronunciation: Ob (From object) And content (R from happyness)

Sentence: My books have replaced people in my life, and make me feel Obcontent

Etymology:

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Retailaxation

mrskellyscl

Created by: mrskellyscl

Pronunciation: re-tail-lax-a-tion

Sentence: Football Sunday was the best time for Joni to head to the mall for retailaxation, a.k.a. shop therapy. "When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping," she said as she grabbed her keys and purse.

Etymology: retail + relaxation

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COMMENTS:

Sale-a-brate those Sundays! - Nosila, 2009-08-18: 11:26:00

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Buypolar

artr

Created by: artr

Pronunciation: bīpōlər

Sentence: Jane has been diagnosed as buypolar. Despite her status as a buyathlete and her formidable buyceps and the elation of a new purchase, she also experiences depression caused by the buymonthly invoice from her credit card company.

Etymology: buy (obtain in exchange for payment) + bipolar (a mental disorder marked by alternating periods of elation and depression)

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