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DEFINITION: v. To purchase a bauble, article of clothing, or major appliance, in order to alleviate anxiety or other psychological stress. Often leads to overspending. n. An item which has been purchased to fill an emotional void.

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Anguisquander

Created by: clasjaz

Pronunciation: a[ng]-wiskwander

Sentence: Lack of self-esteem caused Ted to anguisquander when he bought a lamborgini.

Etymology: anguish, squander

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Purchease

Created by: Madamemojo

Pronunciation:

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Etymology:

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Spendure

whimsy

Created by: whimsy

Pronunciation: spen-dyoor

Sentence: After she got fired, she spendured the rest of the afternoon buying a number of hats she would later not want to wear.

Etymology: spend + endure

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Therashopy

Created by: Javeson1

Pronunciation: theh-rah-shop-pee

Sentence: Just get dumped? Worried about finals? Need a solution? THERASHOPY

Etymology: therapy + shopping = FABULOUS!!

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Obcontent

Created by: shaibear

Pronunciation: Ob (From object) And content (R from happyness)

Sentence: My books have replaced people in my life, and make me feel Obcontent

Etymology:

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Buysexual

artr

Created by: artr

Pronunciation: bahy-sek-shoo-uhl

Sentence: With a husband who was older than dirt and more money than was reasonable for any human, the gold digger became a buysexual. Shopping became a power trip that really got her juices flowing.

Etymology: buy (purchase) sexual (carnal)

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Buypolar

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: by pol ar

Sentence: Wendy had trouble right after Christmas in not shopping. Although half-price or less, her non-essential purchases were of a buypolar nature and as a result, Wendy always completed next year's Christmas shopping by January 5th of that year. Of course finding the items or remembering who they were for was the next big challenge.

Etymology: Buy (purchase,acquire) & bipolar (of or relating to manic depressive illness)

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Spendxiety

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: spend - zie - ety

Sentence: Jill's spendxiety caused her credit card bills to go high when she was depressed.

Etymology: spend + anxiety

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Shoppiness

Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: shop - ee - ness

Sentence: Marilous purchased 52 pairs of shoes last Sunday just for her shoppiness. She was feeling blue and all the colors and styles perked up her mood.

Etymology: shop, happiness

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COMMENTS:

It's her shopstitutional right to be happy! - Nosila, 2009-08-18: 12:16:00

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Credtherapy

Created by: Guthlaf1

Pronunciation: KRED-ther-A-pee

Sentence: Rebecca couldn't resist another session of credtherapy after her appalling job interview.

Etymology: "cred" - from credit + therapy

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COMMENTS:

My wife has this condition! - Guthlaf1, 2007-01-15: 14:50:00

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