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DEFINITION: A momentary break in the time-space continuum, which often occurs while showering, and leaves one wondering whether or not they have shampooed their hair.
Verboticisms
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Washwarp
Created by: KristinA
Pronunciation: wash-warp
Sentence: Water conservation officials consider washwarps one of their biggest threats, whereas some haircare manufactures have cited an almost 50% increase in sales due to this phenomenon alone.
Etymology: wash + timewarp
Higienatus
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: hygiene-ATE-us
Sentence: Harry had shut off the water and brushed his teeth before he realised that a higienatus had occurred and he was still head to toe in lather.
Etymology: hygiene + hiatus
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COMMENTS:
One thing you can say about Harry: he is a clean eater! Good blend. - OZZIEBOB, 2007-08-16: 18:38:00
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Conditionesia
Created by: IneffableDawn
Pronunciation: con-dish-on-eez-ee-ya
Sentence: She had just shampooed and conditioned her hair, but forgot that she did in an extreme bout of conditionesia.
Etymology: Condition (derived from 'conditioner') Esia (from 'amnesia')
Shamnesia
Created by: libertybelle
Pronunciation: sham-knee-shah
Sentence: Stricken with shamnesia, I had absolutely no recollection of how many times I shampooed, rinsed and repeated.
Etymology: shampoo + amnesia
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COMMENTS:
great word! - galwaywegian, 2007-08-17: 04:12:00
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Shamgapoo
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: sham-gah-poo
Sentence: She felt like she was in a halcion daze whenever she used that new shampoo. On the bottle there was a warning in very small print. It read: "Use with caution. Repeated use may cause shamgapoo. If you experience any drowsiness, memory loss or loss of motor skills please seek medical attention immediately. If you are late for work more than 3 consecutive days that is your problem. Use at your own risk."
Etymology: shampoo + gap (as in space)
Comacomalavo
Created by: scorpio6000
Pronunciation: [koh'-muh koh'-muh la'-voh
Sentence: My hair does not look greasy! Can I help it if there was a comacomalavo three mornings in a row?
Etymology: n. [L. "coma," lethargic state; + L. "coma," hair; + L. "lavo," wash or clense.
Follichole
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: fall-lik-hole
Sentence: During her morning bathrumination, Julie slipped into a shower follichole and subsequently went to work with her hair smelling like last night's party.
Etymology: follicle, black hole
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COMMENTS:
I wanted to spell this word with a K in it to avoid the "ch" in the middle, but "follickhole" looked obscene. - purpleartichokes, 2007-08-16: 06:56:00
I ageee, "ch" is much better looking. Got my vote! - remistram, 2007-08-16: 09:41:00
As long as the follickhole got a good scrubbing. - Kyoti, 2007-08-16: 10:09:00
hehe! - purpleartichokes, 2007-08-16: 11:26:00
You arse-hole right about that! - remistram, 2007-08-16: 12:07:00
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Nirsauna
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: nir/sah/nuh
Sentence: In her small bathroom with the hot steamy shower running, time stood still, all memories lost as she had slipped into a state of nirsauna.
Etymology: nirvana + sauna Points: 23
Mindgap
Created by: Metalflower
Pronunciation:
Sentence: When Gina was having the most fun at the party, she went pale, because she simply couldn't remember, if she hed fed the fish. The mindgap cruelly set in again!
Etymology: mind, gap
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COMMENTS:
Gina mindgap was cruel: the life of a fish is ova before it begins. - OZZIEBOB, 2007-08-16: 18:35:00
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Dejampoo
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: day-zharm-poo
Sentence: as i put the 2-in-1 through my hair i was struck by a feeling of dejampoo
Etymology: deja vu, shampoo
Comments:
Kyoti - 2007-08-16: 10:07:00
And never let Mom see you running through her house washwarp objects.
Metalflower - 2007-08-16: 18:07:00
I don't know this feeling at all! It has never occured to me! At least in the shower.... Because, what DOES happen often.... I run back to my car to see if it's locked. It never was unlocked, but I simply never remember locking it. ;)
OZZIEBOB - 2007-08-16: 18:25:00
Good word. It seems to me that Water Conservation officials along with their economics make no sense: no matter how much it rains, they always send me a water bill.