Verboticisms

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: lorr eee al ittee

Sentence: The shower was so powerful her tactile senses took over, sweeping her from reality to Loreality. She couldn't remember her own name, much less what she was supposed to be doing with the soap, but heck, she figured she was worth it!

Etymology: loreal, reality

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COMMENTS:

Reality to loreality I've often been there. Great word the "Loreal" Company will love you. - OZZIEBOB, 2007-08-16: 23:03:00

I'll vote for this - because your worth it! - petaj, 2007-08-17: 02:47:00

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Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: day-zharm-poo

Sentence: as i put the 2-in-1 through my hair i was struck by a feeling of dejampoo

Etymology: deja vu, shampoo

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Created by: kingofthespill

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COMMENTS:

That's what some people drink that results in brain damage. - petaj, 2007-08-17: 02:48:00

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Created by: mplsbohemian

Pronunciation: NEHK-suh-nehk-suhs

Sentence: It was as Alex's mind drifted off to how tonight's date might go that he found himself trapped in the Nexxusnexus, which resulted in his date dumping him because of his unshampooed hair.

Etymology: Nexxus (brand of shampoo) + Nexus (in Star Trek, a spatial anomaly within which reality appears distorted)

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COMMENTS:

Clever like a Foxxfox. - Kyoti, 2007-08-16: 10:04:00

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Created by: StigAllan

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Sentence: I do not understand why thes unpowernaps occur whenever there is something I need to remember

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Created by: KristinA

Pronunciation: wash-warp

Sentence: Water conservation officials consider washwarps one of their biggest threats, whereas some haircare manufactures have cited an almost 50% increase in sales due to this phenomenon alone.

Etymology: wash + timewarp

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Created by: Metalflower

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Sentence: When Gina was having the most fun at the party, she went pale, because she simply couldn't remember, if she hed fed the fish. The mindgap cruelly set in again!

Etymology: mind, gap

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COMMENTS:

Gina mindgap was cruel: the life of a fish is ova before it begins. - OZZIEBOB, 2007-08-16: 18:35:00

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Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: hygiene-ATE-us

Sentence: Harry had shut off the water and brushed his teeth before he realised that a higienatus had occurred and he was still head to toe in lather.

Etymology: hygiene + hiatus

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COMMENTS:

One thing you can say about Harry: he is a clean eater! Good blend. - OZZIEBOB, 2007-08-16: 18:38:00

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Created by: scorpio6000

Pronunciation: [koh'-muh koh'-muh la'-voh

Sentence: My hair does not look greasy! Can I help it if there was a comacomalavo three mornings in a row?

Etymology: n. [L. "coma," lethargic state; + L. "coma," hair; + L. "lavo," wash or clense.

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Created by: jesster

Pronunciation: sham + fyoog

Sentence: Darlene noticed that people at work were looking at her funny all morning, but it wasn't until she visited the ladies room after her third cup of coffee that she figured out why. Apparently she had suffered a shamfugue during her morning shower and forgotten to rinse. Her hair had dried into the tufty mohawk she usually sculpted in lather. The instant she looked in the mirror, her head began to itch unbearably.

Etymology: shampoo + fugue (a period during which a person suffers from loss of memory and upon recovery, remembers nothing of the amnesic phase)

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