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DEFINITION: v. To discover that one of your "just friends" friends maintains a lovingly tended shrine in their bedroom, consisting mostly of compromising photos and/or videos of you. n. A private collection of "private" photos and/or videos.
Verboticisms
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Pantyloon
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: pantēloōn
Sentence: Joan was all to happy to help her friend Mike with his virus-infected laptop. What she was not so happy about was when she found a file folder with her name on it and dozens and dozens of pictures of her in various stages of undress with the camera clearly trained on her underwear. Some even looked as though they were shot through her bathroom window. So that*s it. That*s Mike*s dark little secret. He*s a pantyloon. Good news to report to Mike. Most of his files were recovered and the delete key works just fine.
Etymology: panty (legless underpants worn by women and girls) + loon (a silly or foolish person)
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COMMENTS:
pant pant - galwaywegian, 2009-11-11: 10:39:00
that's a pair of pants - mrskellyscl, 2009-11-11: 21:28:00
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Flattergasted
Created by: toadstool57
Pronunciation: fla-tur-gas-ted
Sentence: Jill was flattergasted when she saw the number one video of the day, "Jill Does Dallas."
Etymology: flattered, flabbergasted
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COMMENTS:
gas! - galwaywegian, 2007-04-25: 05:18:00
You've really captured pythinahabernos' original idea: "The sensation of combined flattery and horror engendered when..." - wordmeister, 2007-04-25: 10:21:00
Yep. This one gets my stamp of approval. :) - PythianHabenero, 2007-04-25: 11:37:00
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Sanctuwacky
Created by: ziggy41
Pronunciation: SANGK-choo-WAK-ee
Sentence: His sanctuwacky of very obscene pictures of me gave me the impression that my friend was a psychopath.
Etymology: Sanctuary (shrine, place of revered things) + wack (odd, different from usual standards)
Psychoscovery
Created by: mana1066
Pronunciation: si-co-scuv-er-ee
Sentence: he always strangely never let me in his room at his house, was there a psychoscovery he was trying to prevent from happening
Etymology: psycho + discovery
Confidaunt
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: konn fidd awnt
Sentence: her life was a mess. Her confidant was a confidaunt and her private life was not in any way private.
Etymology: confidant, daunting
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COMMENTS:
daunt cry for me, Argentina - Nosila, 2009-11-11: 17:31:00
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Creepiphany
Created by: airlie
Pronunciation: kree-PIF-uh-nee
Sentence: Oh my gosh Susan, I was over at Jeremy's house and he showed me all these photos and videos of me. I'm totally enschwined there! My head was even photoshopped on his sister's body and he has a video of me in the shower at the gym! I'm so freaked out, it was a total creepiphany! I can't believe I thought he wanted to be "just friends"!
Etymology: CREEP: a boring, disturbingly eccentric, painfully introverted, or obnoxious person who is frightening or repellent + EPIPHANY: a sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something.
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COMMENTS:
Like the sound of it. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-07-04: 06:36:00
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Kodakattack
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: koh-dak-ah-tack
Sentence: Sue had a major kodakattack when she discovered Bob's bedroom shrine of her half-clad images.
Etymology: Kodak, heart attack
Disconnauseate
Created by: playdohheart
Pronunciation: dis-con-naw-se-ate
Sentence: Steve was disconnauseated at seeing that Brian had pasted photographs of his face over the faces of the models in the Victoria's Secret Catalog.
Etymology: discombobulate, nauseate
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COMMENTS:
better than other peoples'. you perfectly gave a word FOR the definition. - ohwtepph, 2007-04-25: 19:55:00
It's a good word, but I'm not sure it better fits the description than many others as Ohwtepph mentions. I think it better describes the emotional reaction to the discovery itself. But I think paying too close attention to the "rules" of the game is unpardonable in cases such as this. Afterall, it just limits the fun we have. - petaj, 2007-04-25: 23:18:00
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Porntheon
Created by: OZZIEBOB
Pronunciation: PAWRN-thee-on
Sentence: Roxie became concerned when she discovered that a casual acquaintance was maintaining a lovingly tended porntheon of her in his bedroom. She feared that the stiff-leather, brief case that this E-lewdster constantly carried and guarded so religiously, might be a pornmanteau.
Etymology: Blend of PORN (short for pornography) & PANTHENON:Shrine of the gods. E-lewdster. Electronic pervert- Lewdster coined by Shakespeare, "Against such lewdsters and their lechery Those that betray them do no treachery." Merry Wivesof Windsor. Act v, sc. 3, l23. (Mrs Page) The only use of "Lewdsters"
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COMMENTS:
PORNTHEON is a sarcasticlassic. - metrohumanx, 2008-07-02: 02:31:00
walking on Athena ice with this one - Jabberwocky, 2008-07-02: 15:54:00
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Disclothesure
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: diss-clothes-yure
Sentence: When Georgie saw the reliqueery that Bobby had created s/he was shocked at the disclothesure. There s/he was in all his/her naked glory on every wall of the room.
Etymology: disclosure + clothes
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COMMENTS:
like it! - galwaywegian, 2007-04-25: 05:19:00
ooh that was quick galwaywegian - petaj, 2007-04-25: 05:20:00
I guess Georgie was in a state of disclothesuria - wordmeister, 2007-04-25: 10:10:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by PythianHabenero.
Thank you PythianHabenero! ~ James
suzanne - 2007-04-26: 12:31:00
friendorfoto
Excellent! I voted too soon. gotta stop these 3 am verbotomizings... Carry on!
Disregard that last comment. It was intended for another verbotomizer.
Wondering when some new definitions will be happening. Not really motivated to do these oldies a second time over.
I guess she WAS really Enschweined, eh?
A creepy stalker. Nice way to start the day.