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DEFINITION: v. To discover that one of your "just friends" friends maintains a lovingly tended shrine in their bedroom, consisting mostly of compromising photos and/or videos of you. n. A private collection of "private" photos and/or videos.
Verboticisms
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Covertrusion
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: kōvərtroōzhən
Sentence: Marsha thought it was a good thing when she saw \"video surveillance\" in the ad for an apartment. When she found a hidden camera in her bedroom wall she wasn’t so sure. The covertrusion was complete when she discovered one in the bathroom. Litigation is pending.
Etymology: covert (not openly acknowledged or displayed) + intrusion (the action of intruding)
Espyhomage
Created by: bookowl
Pronunciation: es/pee/oh/maj
Sentence: Espyhomage is the discovery of a secret infatuation.
Etymology: espy + homage + espionage
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COMMENTS:
I spy with my little eye: a great word. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-07-04: 06:22:00
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Comradolised
Created by: Rutilus
Pronunciation: com-rad-oh-ly-sed
Sentence: Clare was mortified at her discovery. She had seen Jack in platonic terms only and thought he felt the same. She was now alone with him and out of her comfort zone, knowing she was comradolised by him. Her pepper spray may come in handy. She knew he could no longer have any part in her life and her safety was paramount.
Etymology: comrade - friend; idolised - adored
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COMMENTS:
Comradolized is VERY cool.
I voted too soon. - metrohumanx, 2008-07-02: 21:22:00
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Sanctuwacky
Created by: ziggy41
Pronunciation: SANGK-choo-WAK-ee
Sentence: His sanctuwacky of very obscene pictures of me gave me the impression that my friend was a psychopath.
Etymology: Sanctuary (shrine, place of revered things) + wack (odd, different from usual standards)
Worfriendship
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: wer-frend-ship
Sentence: When Baby noticed that Cal put her used kleenex into his knapsack she suspected that she was being worfriendshipped by him...ewwww!
Etymology: wor (as in worship, to adore, sacred reverence) friend (chum, buddy)
Perviewed
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: PER - vewyd
Sentence: Miranda was both dismayed and angered to discover that her casual friend, Antoine, had a virtual altar containing compromising pictures and videos of her in his bedroom and she became very concerned as she contemplated whom else may have perviewed his rogues gallery and just how much more extensive it might be.
Etymology: Blend of pervert and viewed, also play on both 'purview' (the range of operation, authority, control, concern, etc) and 'preview' (to view or show beforehand or in advance)
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COMMENTS:
Antoine must be a purveyor...good word! - Nosila, 2008-07-02: 19:35:00
Good word. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-07-04: 06:23:00
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Psychoscovery
Created by: mana1066
Pronunciation: si-co-scuv-er-ee
Sentence: he always strangely never let me in his room at his house, was there a psychoscovery he was trying to prevent from happening
Etymology: psycho + discovery
Enschweined
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: en sh wine d
Sentence: Imagine the shock when Keira entered the apartment of her study friend, Boarus Piggott. She saw hundreds of pictures of herself littered everywhere. Pictures from every aspect of her life, including intimate moments. She was stunned to be enschweined in this manner. Her personal privacy had been invaded and after the initial shock, her anger had exploded. "I thought you were my friend, Boarus, how could you stalk me this way?" Boarus shrugged and snorted, "I guess my name should be Pigout, not Piggott! You are sow beautiful and sty-lish, my little sausage, with your porcinelain complexion and oinkredible smile...I'll be frank, I've always wanted to pork you! All your other boyfriends were hogging you." Keira walked to the apartment door, where 2 undercover pigs awaited her ham signal. She flashed her police badge and said "I squealed on you, Boarus Piggott, as many other swill! You are under arrest and you are going to the pen for a very loin time, where you will be bacon a lot of license plates!"
Etymology: enshrine (a place of worship hallowed by association with some sacred thing or person ) & schwein (German for Pig or swine;an unclean brute, a lowlife,a piggish slob)
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COMMENTS:
Brilliant and sardonic. Pun-gent also.
Hams off to you. - metrohumanx, 2008-07-02: 02:26:00
Sounds like Boarus had an extensive porkfolio of Keira's pics. He has very boarish sty'le, and he sounds like a bit of a ham. - Mustang, 2008-07-02: 04:52:00
it's a wiener - Jabberwocky, 2008-07-02: 15:51:00
Creative: it brings home the bacon for me. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-07-04: 06:35:00
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Creaped
Created by: hooterbug
Pronunciation: \ˈkrāpd\
Sentence: "OMG! I thought you were my BFF!" yelped Gina. "Why John, do you have all these pictures of me all over your crib?" "I feel CREAPED!!!!"
Etymology: Combination of Creep + raped
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by PythianHabenero.
Thank you PythianHabenero! ~ James
suzanne - 2007-04-26: 12:31:00
friendorfoto
Excellent! I voted too soon. gotta stop these 3 am verbotomizings... Carry on!
Disregard that last comment. It was intended for another verbotomizer.
Wondering when some new definitions will be happening. Not really motivated to do these oldies a second time over.
I guess she WAS really Enschweined, eh?
A creepy stalker. Nice way to start the day.