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'Where did you get all these photos?'

DEFINITION: v. To discover that one of your "just friends" friends maintains a lovingly tended shrine in their bedroom, consisting mostly of compromising photos and/or videos of you. n. A private collection of "private" photos and/or videos.

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Voyeurastalker

Created by: heb319

Pronunciation: voy-er-a-staw-ker

Sentence: One who has been watching and photographing a "friend" and then spends time at home obsessed with looking through and creating art with photographs of the person about whom he obsesses.

Etymology: Derived from voyeur, "one who likes to watch" and stalker, "one who obsessively follows, terrorizes, or harrasses another"

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Shrinecologist

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: shry nek olo jist

Sentence: When Barbie finally accepted an invitation to her friend Randy's bedroom, she was shocked. He had plastered the walls of his room with photos of her and she could not imagine where he had gotten some of the more intimate shots. She was furious. "Yes, it's true, I absolutely love you and worship you!", Randy vowed. Just then Barbie's phone went off and she grabbed it. "Oh Hi, Buffy, I can't talk now as I am visiting my shrinecologist...please call 911 and have the police and EMS come to Randy's House, as I am going to make sure he signs up to play hockey with the Castor Raiders!"

Etymology: Shrine (a place of worship hallowed by association with some sacred thing or person) & Gynecologist (the branch of medicine that deals with the diseases and reproductive issues of women)

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COMMENTS:

ouch! - galwaywegian, 2009-11-11: 10:40:00

Hilarious! - splendiction, 2009-11-11: 20:57:00

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Confidaunt

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: konn fidd awnt

Sentence: her life was a mess. Her confidant was a confidaunt and her private life was not in any way private.

Etymology: confidant, daunting

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COMMENTS:

daunt cry for me, Argentina - Nosila, 2009-11-11: 17:31:00

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Buddyboiled

Created by: pinwheel

Pronunciation: bud/ee/boiled

Sentence: It wasn't so much the naked photos of me that Dick had pinned all over his walls; it was the fact that he had stolen my favourite pair of knickers and made them into a lampshade beside his bed that really upset me. I felt completely buddyboiled!

Etymology: bunny boiler (a person who is obsessed with another) + buddy (a friend)

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petaj His decorating sense was wunderbra! - petaj, 2007-04-25: 05:26:00

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Disconnauseate

playdohheart

Created by: playdohheart

Pronunciation: dis-con-naw-se-ate

Sentence: Steve was disconnauseated at seeing that Brian had pasted photographs of his face over the faces of the models in the Victoria's Secret Catalog.

Etymology: discombobulate, nauseate

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COMMENTS:

ohwtepph better than other peoples'. you perfectly gave a word FOR the definition. - ohwtepph, 2007-04-25: 19:55:00

petaj It's a good word, but I'm not sure it better fits the description than many others as Ohwtepph mentions. I think it better describes the emotional reaction to the discovery itself. But I think paying too close attention to the "rules" of the game is unpardonable in cases such as this. Afterall, it just limits the fun we have. - petaj, 2007-04-25: 23:18:00

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Creependipity

Created by: thinkbolt

Pronunciation: creep-en-dip-i-tee

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Photofetish

Created by: rebelvin

Pronunciation: PHOTO+FETISH

Sentence: I was horrified when I happened to wander into his room, and discovered he liked me photofetishistically.

Etymology: PHOTO+FETISH

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COMMENTS:

Kick him in the photofetlock and get out of there...good word! - Nosila, 2008-07-02: 19:36:00

Very nice. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-07-04: 06:26:00

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Philmistine

karenanne

Created by: karenanne

Pronunciation: FIL mis tine

Sentence: Linda had thought Dick was a devoted friend who was helping her build her modeling portfolio by taking beautiful photos. But then she discovered that he was just an uncouth philmistine who was saving copies of the sexiest shots for himself. She told him to get out and that she didn't need any more negatives in her life, other than the photo negatives that he had BETTER give her IMMEDIATELY.

Etymology: film + Philistine (vulgar, crude, or loutish person)

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COMMENTS:

Snap-py word! - Nosila, 2009-11-13: 01:29:00

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Flattergasted

Created by: toadstool57

Pronunciation: fla-tur-gas-ted

Sentence: Jill was flattergasted when she saw the number one video of the day, "Jill Does Dallas."

Etymology: flattered, flabbergasted

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COMMENTS:

gas! - galwaywegian, 2007-04-25: 05:18:00

You've really captured pythinahabernos' original idea: "The sensation of combined flattery and horror engendered when..." - wordmeister, 2007-04-25: 10:21:00

Yep. This one gets my stamp of approval. :) - PythianHabenero, 2007-04-25: 11:37:00

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Stalkerwareness

Created by: pepperpatti

Pronunciation: as written: stalker-wareness

Sentence: Shirley thought that John was just another guy on her floor until stalkerwareness hit when viewing his Facebook albums

Etymology: Stalker, an individual with a consuming obsession with another person; awareness, the consciousness of some event, behavior pattern, or other previously unknown concept.

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-04-25: 03:11:00
Today's definition was suggested by PythianHabenero.
Thank you PythianHabenero! ~ James

suzanne - 2007-04-26: 12:31:00
friendorfoto

metrohumanx metrohumanx - 2008-07-02: 21:19:00
Excellent! I voted too soon. gotta stop these 3 am verbotomizings... Carry on!

metrohumanx metrohumanx - 2008-07-02: 21:21:00
Disregard that last comment. It was intended for another verbotomizer.

petaj petaj - 2008-07-03: 06:16:00
Wondering when some new definitions will be happening. Not really motivated to do these oldies a second time over.

metrohumanx metrohumanx - 2009-11-11: 07:15:00
I guess she WAS really Enschweined, eh?

artr artr - 2009-11-11: 08:33:00
A creepy stalker. Nice way to start the day.