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DEFINITION: v. To discover that one of your "just friends" friends maintains a lovingly tended shrine in their bedroom, consisting mostly of compromising photos and/or videos of you. n. A private collection of "private" photos and/or videos.
Verboticisms
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Stalkportfolio
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: stawk/port/foh/lee/oh
Sentence: Joe had spent a lot of time assembling his stalkportfolio and just had to share his investment with Jenny.
Etymology: STALKPORTFOLIO - noun - from STALK (to pursue, or follow prey)+ PORTFOLIO (pieces of creative work collected to be shown to potential customers)
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COMMENTS:
Another good one. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-07-04: 06:26:00
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Flattergasted
Created by: toadstool57
Pronunciation: fla-tur-gas-ted
Sentence: Jill was flattergasted when she saw the number one video of the day, "Jill Does Dallas."
Etymology: flattered, flabbergasted
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COMMENTS:
gas! - galwaywegian, 2007-04-25: 05:18:00
You've really captured pythinahabernos' original idea: "The sensation of combined flattery and horror engendered when..." - wordmeister, 2007-04-25: 10:21:00
Yep. This one gets my stamp of approval. :) - PythianHabenero, 2007-04-25: 11:37:00
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Shrinecologist
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: shry nek olo jist
Sentence: When Barbie finally accepted an invitation to her friend Randy's bedroom, she was shocked. He had plastered the walls of his room with photos of her and she could not imagine where he had gotten some of the more intimate shots. She was furious. "Yes, it's true, I absolutely love you and worship you!", Randy vowed. Just then Barbie's phone went off and she grabbed it. "Oh Hi, Buffy, I can't talk now as I am visiting my shrinecologist...please call 911 and have the police and EMS come to Randy's House, as I am going to make sure he signs up to play hockey with the Castor Raiders!"
Etymology: Shrine (a place of worship hallowed by association with some sacred thing or person) & Gynecologist (the branch of medicine that deals with the diseases and reproductive issues of women)
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COMMENTS:
ouch! - galwaywegian, 2009-11-11: 10:40:00
Hilarious! - splendiction, 2009-11-11: 20:57:00
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Confidaunt
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: konn fidd awnt
Sentence: her life was a mess. Her confidant was a confidaunt and her private life was not in any way private.
Etymology: confidant, daunting
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COMMENTS:
daunt cry for me, Argentina - Nosila, 2009-11-11: 17:31:00
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Templust
Created by: ohwtepph
Pronunciation: tem - pluhst
Sentence: She came to his house and templusted him having her pictures pasted to the wall with permanent adhesive and some "not-for-kids" videos with her face edited into them.
Etymology: Temple (a place dedicated to the praise or worship of deities) + bust (to subject to a police raid) Can also mean: temple + [of] lust (intense sexual desire or appetite)
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COMMENTS:
It perfectly fits the definition provided: To discover that one of your "just friends" friends maintains a lovingly tended shrine in their bedroom, consisting mostly of compromising photos and/or videos of you. - ohwtepph, 2007-04-25: 19:39:00
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Porntheon
Created by: OZZIEBOB
Pronunciation: PAWRN-thee-on
Sentence: Roxie became concerned when she discovered that a casual acquaintance was maintaining a lovingly tended porntheon of her in his bedroom. She feared that the stiff-leather, brief case that this E-lewdster constantly carried and guarded so religiously, might be a pornmanteau.
Etymology: Blend of PORN (short for pornography) & PANTHENON:Shrine of the gods. E-lewdster. Electronic pervert- Lewdster coined by Shakespeare, "Against such lewdsters and their lechery Those that betray them do no treachery." Merry Wivesof Windsor. Act v, sc. 3, l23. (Mrs Page) The only use of "Lewdsters"
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COMMENTS:
PORNTHEON is a sarcasticlassic. - metrohumanx, 2008-07-02: 02:31:00
walking on Athena ice with this one - Jabberwocky, 2008-07-02: 15:54:00
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Photofetish
Created by: rebelvin
Pronunciation: PHOTO+FETISH
Sentence: I was horrified when I happened to wander into his room, and discovered he liked me photofetishistically.
Etymology: PHOTO+FETISH
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COMMENTS:
Kick him in the photofetlock and get out of there...good word! - Nosila, 2008-07-02: 19:36:00
Very nice. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-07-04: 06:26:00
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Worfriendship
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: wer-frend-ship
Sentence: When Baby noticed that Cal put her used kleenex into his knapsack she suspected that she was being worfriendshipped by him...ewwww!
Etymology: wor (as in worship, to adore, sacred reverence) friend (chum, buddy)
Trumantised
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: true man tie zd
Sentence: she was severely trumantised by joe's very misguided and very public affection.
Etymology: truman show, traumatised
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COMMENTS:
No doubt Joe was just trying to be trumantic. - petaj, 2007-04-25: 05:24:00
how true, man - galwaywegian, 2007-04-25: 05:39:00
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Toxicstalksyndrome
Created by: porsche
Pronunciation: tok/sic/stok/sin/drome
Sentence: Jill had to be rushed to the hospital with toxicstalksyndrome after visiting Jack
Etymology: toxic shock syndrome + stalk
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by PythianHabenero.
Thank you PythianHabenero! ~ James
suzanne - 2007-04-26: 12:31:00
friendorfoto
Excellent! I voted too soon. gotta stop these 3 am verbotomizings... Carry on!
Disregard that last comment. It was intended for another verbotomizer.
Wondering when some new definitions will be happening. Not really motivated to do these oldies a second time over.
I guess she WAS really Enschweined, eh?
A creepy stalker. Nice way to start the day.