Verboticisms

Created by: cohenarie

Pronunciation: dAt-nü-'män

Sentence: His protestations that he'd invited me over just for beer and pizza continued until the datenouement - looking for the bathroom, I found an entire wall devoted to enlarged photos from my facebook page.

Etymology: denouement & date

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: shry nek olo jist

Sentence: When Barbie finally accepted an invitation to her friend Randy's bedroom, she was shocked. He had plastered the walls of his room with photos of her and she could not imagine where he had gotten some of the more intimate shots. She was furious. "Yes, it's true, I absolutely love you and worship you!", Randy vowed. Just then Barbie's phone went off and she grabbed it. "Oh Hi, Buffy, I can't talk now as I am visiting my shrinecologist...please call 911 and have the police and EMS come to Randy's House, as I am going to make sure he signs up to play hockey with the Castor Raiders!"

Etymology: Shrine (a place of worship hallowed by association with some sacred thing or person) & Gynecologist (the branch of medicine that deals with the diseases and reproductive issues of women)

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COMMENTS:

ouch! - galwaywegian, 2009-11-11: 10:40:00

Hilarious! - splendiction, 2009-11-11: 20:57:00

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Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: revel/ay/shun/ship

Sentence: The revelationship that Jim had feelings for her caused her to hurl all over his new laptop

Etymology: revelation + relationship

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COMMENTS:

euww! vaiomit. Is there a tablet for that? - petaj, 2007-04-25: 08:12:00

Nice... *vomits too* - ohwtepph, 2007-04-25: 10:59:00

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Created by: CharlieB

Pronunciation: pin-up-oh-pree-at

Sentence: Neil's collection of several hundred photos of Shelley was wildly pinupropriate. His Canonising had gone too far.

Etymology: pin up (a large photo) + inappropriate (not proper or suitable)

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Created by: karenanne

Pronunciation: FIL mis tine

Sentence: Linda had thought Dick was a devoted friend who was helping her build her modeling portfolio by taking beautiful photos. But then she discovered that he was just an uncouth philmistine who was saving copies of the sexiest shots for himself. She told him to get out and that she didn't need any more negatives in her life, other than the photo negatives that he had BETTER give her IMMEDIATELY.

Etymology: film + Philistine (vulgar, crude, or loutish person)

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COMMENTS:

Snap-py word! - Nosila, 2009-11-13: 01:29:00

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Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: stalk/port/foh/lee/oh

Sentence: Donny had spent a lot of time assembling his stalkportfolio and just had to share his investment with Jenny.

Etymology: stalk + portfolio

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COMMENTS:

very good - porsche, 2007-04-25: 09:25:00

Sounds like Donny had a good business plan, I wonder if it paid off? - wordmeister, 2007-04-25: 10:11:00

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Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: bud - dee - fild

Sentence: Lauren felt buddyfiled when she discovered that her "buddy" Mark had a collection of x-rated photos of her on his computer.

Etymology: buddy, defiled

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COMMENTS:

good one! - mrskellyscl, 2009-11-11: 12:08:00

who needs buddies like that...buddacious word! - Nosila, 2009-11-11: 17:26:00

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Created by: ziggy41

Pronunciation: SANGK-choo-WAK-ee

Sentence: His sanctuwacky of very obscene pictures of me gave me the impression that my friend was a psychopath.

Etymology: Sanctuary (shrine, place of revered things) + wack (odd, different from usual standards)

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Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: PER - vewyd

Sentence: Miranda was both dismayed and angered to discover that her casual friend, Antoine, had a virtual altar containing compromising pictures and videos of her in his bedroom and she became very concerned as she contemplated whom else may have perviewed his rogues gallery and just how much more extensive it might be.

Etymology: Blend of pervert and viewed, also play on both 'purview' (the range of operation, authority, control, concern, etc) and 'preview' (to view or show beforehand or in advance)

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COMMENTS:

Antoine must be a purveyor...good word! - Nosila, 2008-07-02: 19:35:00

Good word. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-07-04: 06:23:00

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Created by: jonzerofourteen

Pronunciation: mee dee ah gast

Sentence: Penny was more than horrified when she saw Tom's photographic display. In fact her moment of mediaghast had rendered her completely speechless.

Etymology: media (collective noun for information storage - photo, video etc) + aghast (struck with fear, dread, or consternation)

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