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DEFINITION: v. To discover that one of your "just friends" friends maintains a lovingly tended shrine in their bedroom, consisting mostly of compromising photos and/or videos of you. n. A private collection of "private" photos and/or videos.
Verboticisms
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Sanctuwacky
Created by: ziggy41
Pronunciation: SANGK-choo-WAK-ee
Sentence: His sanctuwacky of very obscene pictures of me gave me the impression that my friend was a psychopath.
Etymology: Sanctuary (shrine, place of revered things) + wack (odd, different from usual standards)
Galleryeek
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: gal lur eeeek
Sentence: When her friend Giles asked her to his loft, Heather was appalled to find the place was a shrine to her, with thousands of shots of her hanging on every wall. When she ran out, she went to the police and complained about the galleryeek. Giles isn't her friend anymore, since she got him jailed for stalking. Giles is too tired to think about Heather. His new roomie, Big Tiny, has now taken to plastering their cell with pictures of Giles and gives him long hungry glances. Giles sits up wide awake each night with his back to the wall. If you hang pictures in a prison, does that gallery becomes a cellery?
Etymology: Gallery (a room or series of rooms where works of art are exhibited) & Gall (inclined to take liberties;a feeling of deep and bitter anger and ill-will)& Reek (offensively unpleasant) & Eek (cartoon word to describe a squeal of fright)
Espyhomage
Created by: bookowl
Pronunciation: es/pee/oh/maj
Sentence: Espyhomage is the discovery of a secret infatuation.
Etymology: espy + homage + espionage
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COMMENTS:
I spy with my little eye: a great word. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-07-04: 06:22:00
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Discycho
Created by: Mrgoodtimes
Pronunciation: dih-sahy-koh
Sentence: Although finishing 35th on American Idol in 2008, Betsy Lou knew that she had herself a true discycho in Timmy as soon as she walked into bedroom shrine dedicated to her.
Etymology: Disciple - Psycho
Disconnauseate
Created by: playdohheart
Pronunciation: dis-con-naw-se-ate
Sentence: Steve was disconnauseated at seeing that Brian had pasted photographs of his face over the faces of the models in the Victoria's Secret Catalog.
Etymology: discombobulate, nauseate
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COMMENTS:
better than other peoples'. you perfectly gave a word FOR the definition. - ohwtepph, 2007-04-25: 19:55:00
It's a good word, but I'm not sure it better fits the description than many others as Ohwtepph mentions. I think it better describes the emotional reaction to the discovery itself. But I think paying too close attention to the "rules" of the game is unpardonable in cases such as this. Afterall, it just limits the fun we have. - petaj, 2007-04-25: 23:18:00
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Toxicstalksyndrome
Created by: porsche
Pronunciation: tok/sic/stok/sin/drome
Sentence: Jill had to be rushed to the hospital with toxicstalksyndrome after visiting Jack
Etymology: toxic shock syndrome + stalk
Stalkportfolio
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: stawk/port/foh/lee/oh
Sentence: Joe had spent a lot of time assembling his stalkportfolio and just had to share his investment with Jenny.
Etymology: STALKPORTFOLIO - noun - from STALK (to pursue, or follow prey)+ PORTFOLIO (pieces of creative work collected to be shown to potential customers)
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COMMENTS:
Another good one. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-07-04: 06:26:00
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Bewareness
Created by: americanogig
Pronunciation: Bee-ware-ness
Sentence: Buddy was excited to show his best friend Alice all the pictures he had Photoshopped her into. At first she found it amusing. Then she saw his collection of dirty underwear last seen in HER laundry hamper. Alice felt suddenly uncomfortable around her “friend” as bewareness dawned on her. Her convictions were only strengthened when Buddy sniffed her neck and said, “My, my we’re smelling fresh today.”
Etymology: From be wary and awareness.
Comradolised
Created by: Rutilus
Pronunciation: com-rad-oh-ly-sed
Sentence: Clare was mortified at her discovery. She had seen Jack in platonic terms only and thought he felt the same. She was now alone with him and out of her comfort zone, knowing she was comradolised by him. Her pepper spray may come in handy. She knew he could no longer have any part in her life and her safety was paramount.
Etymology: comrade - friend; idolised - adored
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COMMENTS:
Comradolized is VERY cool.
I voted too soon. - metrohumanx, 2008-07-02: 21:22:00
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Pinupropriate
Created by: CharlieB
Pronunciation: pin-up-oh-pree-at
Sentence: Neil's collection of several hundred photos of Shelley was wildly pinupropriate. His Canonising had gone too far.
Etymology: pin up (a large photo) + inappropriate (not proper or suitable)
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by PythianHabenero.
Thank you PythianHabenero! ~ James
suzanne - 2007-04-26: 12:31:00
friendorfoto
Excellent! I voted too soon. gotta stop these 3 am verbotomizings... Carry on!
Disregard that last comment. It was intended for another verbotomizer.
Wondering when some new definitions will be happening. Not really motivated to do these oldies a second time over.
I guess she WAS really Enschweined, eh?
A creepy stalker. Nice way to start the day.