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DEFINITION: v. To discover that one of your "just friends" friends maintains a lovingly tended shrine in their bedroom, consisting mostly of compromising photos and/or videos of you. n. A private collection of "private" photos and/or videos.
Verboticisms
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Revelationship
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: revel/ay/shun/ship
Sentence: The revelationship that Jim had feelings for her caused her to hurl all over his new laptop
Etymology: revelation + relationship
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COMMENTS:
euww! vaiomit. Is there a tablet for that? - petaj, 2007-04-25: 08:12:00
Nice... *vomits too* - ohwtepph, 2007-04-25: 10:59:00
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Stalkognize
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: /ˈstɑkəɡˌnaɪz/
Sentence: The first time you stalkognize anyone, it's mildly flattering for a moment, but it gets creepy _really_ quickly.
Etymology: From stalk + recognize
Risqusted
Created by: metrohumanx
Pronunciation: RIS-GUS-TED
Sentence: Sarah was RISQUSTED when she saw the disturbingly demented collection of photos and dismemberabilia Ted had salvaged from the sorry rubble of their stunningly disfunctional relationship. "Can we still be friends, my Goddess"? Ted asked, with a rodentlike smile. In her many years of volunteer work with the criminally insane,Sarah had never seen a pornoshrine like this. She replied: "I'd rather have a lobotomy".
Etymology: RISQue+disGUSTED risque:pruriently offensive+ disgusted
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COMMENTS:
"To discover" necessarily implies a verb form. However the sheer creativity shown by the creators of the nouns trumps my humble contribution. - metrohumanx, 2008-07-02: 03:09:00
Hahaha I've said this same exact word before...too funny :) - abrakadeborah, 2009-03-25: 14:15:00
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Bewareness
Created by: americanogig
Pronunciation: Bee-ware-ness
Sentence: Buddy was excited to show his best friend Alice all the pictures he had Photoshopped her into. At first she found it amusing. Then she saw his collection of dirty underwear last seen in HER laundry hamper. Alice felt suddenly uncomfortable around her “friend” as bewareness dawned on her. Her convictions were only strengthened when Buddy sniffed her neck and said, “My, my we’re smelling fresh today.”
Etymology: From be wary and awareness.
Enschweined
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: en sh wine d
Sentence: Imagine the shock when Keira entered the apartment of her study friend, Boarus Piggott. She saw hundreds of pictures of herself littered everywhere. Pictures from every aspect of her life, including intimate moments. She was stunned to be enschweined in this manner. Her personal privacy had been invaded and after the initial shock, her anger had exploded. "I thought you were my friend, Boarus, how could you stalk me this way?" Boarus shrugged and snorted, "I guess my name should be Pigout, not Piggott! You are sow beautiful and sty-lish, my little sausage, with your porcinelain complexion and oinkredible smile...I'll be frank, I've always wanted to pork you! All your other boyfriends were hogging you." Keira walked to the apartment door, where 2 undercover pigs awaited her ham signal. She flashed her police badge and said "I squealed on you, Boarus Piggott, as many other swill! You are under arrest and you are going to the pen for a very loin time, where you will be bacon a lot of license plates!"
Etymology: enshrine (a place of worship hallowed by association with some sacred thing or person ) & schwein (German for Pig or swine;an unclean brute, a lowlife,a piggish slob)
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COMMENTS:
Brilliant and sardonic. Pun-gent also.
Hams off to you. - metrohumanx, 2008-07-02: 02:26:00
Sounds like Boarus had an extensive porkfolio of Keira's pics. He has very boarish sty'le, and he sounds like a bit of a ham. - Mustang, 2008-07-02: 04:52:00
it's a wiener - Jabberwocky, 2008-07-02: 15:51:00
Creative: it brings home the bacon for me. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-07-04: 06:35:00
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Camphonutbust
Created by: metrohumanx
Pronunciation: cam-FO-nut-bust (camphonutstash)
Sentence: The photos were tacky and when he got busted, The gendarmes could tell that she was risqusted. The cache was revolting- it shattered all trust. The media called it a CAMPHONUTBUST! ----------------------------What a rube awakening!
Etymology: CAMPHONE: Late 20th century assemblage of the words CAMERA (a device for taking photographs-Late Latin, room)and PHONE ( An annoying device used for audio communications- Greek phōnē circa 1866).....NUT: a foolish, eccentric, or crazy person ( Middle English nute, note, from Old English hnutu; akin to Old High German nuz nut and perhaps to Latin nux nut pre-12th century).....BUST: slang term for the word ARRESTED: seize, capture; specifically : to take or keep in custody by authority of law,to bring to a stop (Middle English aresten, from Anglo-French arester to stop, arrest, from Vulgar Latin *arrestare, from Latin ad- + restare to remain- 14th century)
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COMMENTS:
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail205.html - metrohumanx, 2009-11-11: 07:06:00
Mabye i should,ve used CAMFONUTBUST....so it doesn't smell of CAMPHOR? - metrohumanx, 2009-11-11: 07:17:00
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Worfriendship
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: wer-frend-ship
Sentence: When Baby noticed that Cal put her used kleenex into his knapsack she suspected that she was being worfriendshipped by him...ewwww!
Etymology: wor (as in worship, to adore, sacred reverence) friend (chum, buddy)
Terrifolio
Created by: Osomatic
Pronunciation: tear + ih + foal + ee + oh
Sentence: She's got a terrifolio of me? Oh my gosh, I need to move to a new city!
Etymology: terrify + portfolio
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by PythianHabenero.
Thank you PythianHabenero! ~ James
suzanne - 2007-04-26: 12:31:00
friendorfoto
Excellent! I voted too soon. gotta stop these 3 am verbotomizings... Carry on!
Disregard that last comment. It was intended for another verbotomizer.
Wondering when some new definitions will be happening. Not really motivated to do these oldies a second time over.
I guess she WAS really Enschweined, eh?
A creepy stalker. Nice way to start the day.