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DEFINITION: v. To discover that one of your "just friends" friends maintains a lovingly tended shrine in their bedroom, consisting mostly of compromising photos and/or videos of you. n. A private collection of "private" photos and/or videos.
Verboticisms
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Creepiphany
Created by: airlie
Pronunciation: kree-PIF-uh-nee
Sentence: Oh my gosh Susan, I was over at Jeremy's house and he showed me all these photos and videos of me. I'm totally enschwined there! My head was even photoshopped on his sister's body and he has a video of me in the shower at the gym! I'm so freaked out, it was a total creepiphany! I can't believe I thought he wanted to be "just friends"!
Etymology: CREEP: a boring, disturbingly eccentric, painfully introverted, or obnoxious person who is frightening or repellent + EPIPHANY: a sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something.
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COMMENTS:
Like the sound of it. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-07-04: 06:36:00
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Stalkportfolio
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: stalk/port/foh/lee/oh
Sentence: Donny had spent a lot of time assembling his stalkportfolio and just had to share his investment with Jenny.
Etymology: stalk + portfolio
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COMMENTS:
very good - porsche, 2007-04-25: 09:25:00
Sounds like Donny had a good business plan, I wonder if it paid off? - wordmeister, 2007-04-25: 10:11:00
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Risqusted
Created by: metrohumanx
Pronunciation: RIS-GUS-TED
Sentence: Sarah was RISQUSTED when she saw the disturbingly demented collection of photos and dismemberabilia Ted had salvaged from the sorry rubble of their stunningly disfunctional relationship. "Can we still be friends, my Goddess"? Ted asked, with a rodentlike smile. In her many years of volunteer work with the criminally insane,Sarah had never seen a pornoshrine like this. She replied: "I'd rather have a lobotomy".
Etymology: RISQue+disGUSTED risque:pruriently offensive+ disgusted
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COMMENTS:
"To discover" necessarily implies a verb form. However the sheer creativity shown by the creators of the nouns trumps my humble contribution. - metrohumanx, 2008-07-02: 03:09:00
Hahaha I've said this same exact word before...too funny :) - abrakadeborah, 2009-03-25: 14:15:00
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Stalkognize
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: /ˈstɑkəɡˌnaɪz/
Sentence: The first time you stalkognize anyone, it's mildly flattering for a moment, but it gets creepy _really_ quickly.
Etymology: From stalk + recognize
Rogueallery
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: roge-AL-ery
Sentence: Elmira was beyong miffed, she was mortified and even a bit terrified when she discovered that Alvin had assembled a veritable rogueallery consisting of very personal and even intimate pictures of her.
Etymology: Blend of the words 'rogue' (n. a dishonest, knavish person; scoundrel)and 'gallery' (n. a room or building devoted to the exhibition of works of art)
Flattergasted
Created by: toadstool57
Pronunciation: fla-tur-gas-ted
Sentence: Jill was flattergasted when she saw the number one video of the day, "Jill Does Dallas."
Etymology: flattered, flabbergasted
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COMMENTS:
gas! - galwaywegian, 2007-04-25: 05:18:00
You've really captured pythinahabernos' original idea: "The sensation of combined flattery and horror engendered when..." - wordmeister, 2007-04-25: 10:21:00
Yep. This one gets my stamp of approval. :) - PythianHabenero, 2007-04-25: 11:37:00
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Shrinecologist
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: shry nek olo jist
Sentence: When Barbie finally accepted an invitation to her friend Randy's bedroom, she was shocked. He had plastered the walls of his room with photos of her and she could not imagine where he had gotten some of the more intimate shots. She was furious. "Yes, it's true, I absolutely love you and worship you!", Randy vowed. Just then Barbie's phone went off and she grabbed it. "Oh Hi, Buffy, I can't talk now as I am visiting my shrinecologist...please call 911 and have the police and EMS come to Randy's House, as I am going to make sure he signs up to play hockey with the Castor Raiders!"
Etymology: Shrine (a place of worship hallowed by association with some sacred thing or person) & Gynecologist (the branch of medicine that deals with the diseases and reproductive issues of women)
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COMMENTS:
ouch! - galwaywegian, 2009-11-11: 10:40:00
Hilarious! - splendiction, 2009-11-11: 20:57:00
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Toxicstalksyndrome
Created by: porsche
Pronunciation: tok/sic/stok/sin/drome
Sentence: Jill had to be rushed to the hospital with toxicstalksyndrome after visiting Jack
Etymology: toxic shock syndrome + stalk
Covertrusion
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: kōvərtroōzhən
Sentence: Marsha thought it was a good thing when she saw \"video surveillance\" in the ad for an apartment. When she found a hidden camera in her bedroom wall she wasn’t so sure. The covertrusion was complete when she discovered one in the bathroom. Litigation is pending.
Etymology: covert (not openly acknowledged or displayed) + intrusion (the action of intruding)
Confidaunt
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: konn fidd awnt
Sentence: her life was a mess. Her confidant was a confidaunt and her private life was not in any way private.
Etymology: confidant, daunting
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COMMENTS:
daunt cry for me, Argentina - Nosila, 2009-11-11: 17:31:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by PythianHabenero.
Thank you PythianHabenero! ~ James
suzanne - 2007-04-26: 12:31:00
friendorfoto
Excellent! I voted too soon. gotta stop these 3 am verbotomizings... Carry on!
Disregard that last comment. It was intended for another verbotomizer.
Wondering when some new definitions will be happening. Not really motivated to do these oldies a second time over.
I guess she WAS really Enschweined, eh?
A creepy stalker. Nice way to start the day.