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DEFINITION: The feeling you get when fate plays a stupid little trick on you, just to remind you that life isn't fair.
Verboticisms
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Nerodisataphy
Created by: leeannhamers
Pronunciation: n-rr-o-d-is-a-taffy
Sentence: someone kicked my dog t was a great nerodisataphy
Etymology: nero(brian/mind), dissapointment, contashophy
Funkiny
Created by: doctathunder
Pronunciation: FUN-ki-ny
Sentence: We drove a hundred miles before we found that the ultimate funkiny had occured; the amusement park had shut down due to a massive termite infestation
Etymology: funk + destiny
Karcruelma
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: kahr-krool-mah
Sentence: Don't cry over spilled milk and that's how the cookie crumbles - typical comments she would blurt out when bouts of karcruelma occurred.
Etymology: karma + cruel
Murphish
Created by: ConnyWesth
Pronunciation: Murfish
Sentence: Murphys law (everything that can be screwed up, really does) + ish (feeling)
Etymology:
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COMMENTS:
Murphious could also be a good word for this. - ConnyWesth, 2007-09-09: 10:12:00
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Britchslapped
Created by: phonematode
Pronunciation:
Sentence:
Etymology: britch as in "too big for your britches" + b*tch slapped = britchslapped
Kismetaunt
Created by: Pseudonym
Pronunciation: kiz-me-tawnt
Sentence: "Every light was red; I think I'm the victim of a kismetaunt."
Etymology: kismet (fate) + taunt
Moironic
Created by: jesster
Pronunciation: Moi -ron - ic
Sentence: Jody was thrilled when she discovered the beautiful antique cabinet at a yard sale for only $2. She spent the entire drive home planning how she would arrange her Hummel figurines in it. It was overwhelmingly moironic that when she arrived home, she found that her house had burned to the ground. All that was left of her extensive collection was a melted puddle of kitch.
Etymology: Moira ( Fate in Greek and Roman mythology, any of three goddesses who determined human destinies, and in particular the span of a person's life and his allotment of misery and suffering) + ironic
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COMMENTS:
great story - Jabberwocky, 2007-09-07: 12:33:00
That is a brilliant story, but I'm afraid I can't vote for this, because you used the word "ironic" incorrectly (thank you Alanis Morisette). - Pseudonym, 2007-09-08: 05:08:00
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Deitrick
Created by: earljw
Pronunciation: DAY-e-trik
Sentence: I had an overwhelming sense of deitrick when I realized I was late for an interview and my car wouldn't start.
Etymology: deity + trick
Comments:
FreeToys - 2007-09-07: 06:59:00
Murphsmack
FreeToys - 2007-09-07: 06:59:00
dang, asleep again
RachelPhillipson2007 - 2007-09-08: 08:00:00
aw im last
Delilah - 2007-09-09: 16:24:00
The only way to truly beat this thing is to switch to cereal for breakfast. lol!