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DEFINITION: The feeling you get when fate plays a stupid little trick on you, just to remind you that life isn't fair.
Verboticisms
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Fatel
Created by: Poeiden
Pronunciation: fa-tal
Sentence: Ever had that fatel feeling every time something screws up your life?
Etymology: fate + fatal
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COMMENTS:
It's a nice word, but I would expect that in everyday use the pronunciation wouldn't be distinct enough from 'fatal' to be entirely satisfactory. - Nettle, 2007-09-07: 08:52:00
ITS a bit good but its too relevant to the word 'fatal' , you kno wat i mean? - RachelPhillipson2007, 2007-09-08: 08:03:00
Yeah, I know what you mean - Poeiden, 2007-09-08: 09:28:00
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Realitrick
Created by: graypenguin
Pronunciation: re-al-i-trick
Sentence: He was up all night writing that paper only to realize that his printer was out of ink. One of life's cruel little realitricks...
Etymology: reality + trick
Karmosity
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: karm/os/ity
Sentence: I'm filled with karmosity when I drop a coin and it rolls into the sewer, the bread lands peanut butter side down, or the milk I just bought is sour.
Etymology: karma + animosity
Latamahimo
Created by: leomar
Pronunciation: la-ta-ma-hi-mo
Sentence: a word that describes "we can do nothing" la-ta-ma-hi-mo
Etymology: la, ta, mahimo
Wrongfool
Created by: Scrumpy
Pronunciation: rong-fool
Sentence: The car wouldn't start and Ken missed his job interview teaching him that life is wrongfool.
Etymology: wrong and fool
Karcruelma
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: kahr-krool-mah
Sentence: Don't cry over spilled milk and that's how the cookie crumbles - typical comments she would blurt out when bouts of karcruelma occurred.
Etymology: karma + cruel
Deitrick
Created by: earljw
Pronunciation: DAY-e-trik
Sentence: I had an overwhelming sense of deitrick when I realized I was late for an interview and my car wouldn't start.
Etymology: deity + trick
Cwapaigwump
Created by: RachelPhillipson2007
Pronunciation: Cwapaigwump
Sentence: I fell on my arse the other day and it reminded me life is so shit.
Etymology: Cwapai [feeling crap], Gwump [getting in a grumpy mood, feeling worthless]
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COMMENTS:
that is cool! - RachelPhillipson2007, 2007-09-08: 07:55:00
well its fucking mine lol - RachelPhillipson2007, 2007-09-08: 07:55:00
i no blah - RachelPhillipson2007, 2007-09-08: 07:57:00
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Murpholated
Created by: Jeaneai
Pronunciation: Mirf-oh-late-id
Sentence: Janine felt so murpholated when her shatterproof vase fell right on the linoleum floor and, you guessed it, shattered completely.
Etymology: From Murphy's Law, which is basically that everything that can go wrong will.
Serendemonty
Created by: Nicked
Pronunciation: ser' en dem' mon tee
Sentence: When I typed the final keystroke on my thesis and jubilantly threw up my hands thereby sending my laptop crashing to the floor broken beyond repair, I knew serendemonty was at work.
Etymology: "sere____ty" from serendipity--"the ability of making fortunate discoveries by accident" "demon" from demon--"an evil spirit"

Comments:
FreeToys - 2007-09-07: 06:59:00
Murphsmack
FreeToys - 2007-09-07: 06:59:00
dang, asleep again
RachelPhillipson2007 - 2007-09-08: 08:00:00
aw im last
Delilah - 2007-09-09: 16:24:00
The only way to truly beat this thing is to switch to cereal for breakfast. lol!