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'I know what you were thinking when you got me this!'

DEFINITION: n. A special type of gift, usually exchanged between partners, paramours and other mutual admirers, which is used to signal a desire for physical intimacy.

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Trinkettoride

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: trin/ket/too/ride

Sentence: He's got a trinkettoride - he's got a trinkettoride - he's got a trinkettoride and he don't care ...what any one else got

Etymology: trinket + ticket to ride

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COMMENTS:

I was looking for a word to describe those wilted flowers. Thanks! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-14: 18:28:00

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Coytoy

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: coy/toy

Sentence: The wayward winker approached his paramour with some trepidation as he handed her his coytoy (a posh pink pot), in the hopes that she would play "tiddlies" with him after work.

Etymology: coy + toy

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Sexwrap

Created by: paintergrl1313

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Those sexy panties make a good sexwrap.

Etymology: like giftwrap, but with sex.

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Sensuoffer

Created by: ekath

Pronunciation: sen-sue-offer

Sentence: Thats a very nice sensuoffer he gave you. I hope you have an enjoyable evening.

Etymology: from sensual + offer

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Nookynite

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Created by: wordnerd

Pronunciation: noo-kee-nite

Sentence: Harry laughed at Sylvia's blush when she opened her nookynite gift.

Etymology: nooky-slang-sexual pleasure;enjoyment. nite-late evening;sundown

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COMMENTS:

Nice word... I think I will try giving nookynite to my sweetheart. You know, for valentines day... - wordmeister, 2007-02-15: 23:47:00

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Sexbait

Created by: allwise

Pronunciation: seks-beit

Sentence: It was valentines so Sherman bought a whole bunch of red roses and gave them to all the ladies at the office as sexbait. This year he was determined to get some!

Etymology: sex + bait (how specific do you want it?)

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Horninater

Created by: bettyann9

Pronunciation: horn-in-a-tor

Sentence: Holy smokes that 10 inch dildo Jeff got me was a true horninator!

Etymology: Horny + inator=generic term for making something happen

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Sexent

Created by: BMott

Pronunciation: sex - unt

Sentence: Tony gave Amber a sexant at the office which made her blush from her toes to her nose!

Etymology: Sex - procreation or sheer fun ent - from present

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Orgizmo

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: orr giz mow

Sentence: "If they give each other one more orgizmo", she snapped, "i'll use their by now extensive collection of latex to strangle them both".

Etymology: orgasm, gizmo

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COMMENTS:

sorry, I already used my vote's but this one was great! - allwise, 2007-02-15: 03:05:00

same here, I like it. - w5lf9s, 2007-02-18: 14:50:00

same here, I like it. - w5lf9s, 2007-02-18: 14:50:00

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Kisskringle

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: kiss-kring-gul

Sentence: slowly she turned to look at him with a come-hither grin and a saucy demeanor..it was then that he knew he'd done well with his kisskringle

Etymology: kris kringle [x-mas gift swapping], kiss

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