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DEFINITION: n. A special type of gift, usually exchanged between partners, paramours and other mutual admirers, which is used to signal a desire for physical intimacy.
Verboticisms
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Sexchange
Created by: chris
Pronunciation: seks-chaynj
Sentence: As Rupert opened Melanie's present to him, he felt consumed with lust; they had often swapped gifts before, but this was the first time they had sexchanged them.
Etymology: sex + exchange
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COMMENTS:
did that mean he got the flowers and she got a tie? :) - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 06:06:00
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Whayorewa
Created by: adbern
Pronunciation: whee-or-you-wha
Sentence: i can read minds, so i give always whayorewa.
Etymology: WHAt YOu REally WAnt
Lustoken
Created by: Alchemist
Pronunciation: LUS-tok-ehn
Sentence: Tad was a little shy about giving Leia edible underpants for Valentines day, but when she gleefully accepted his lustoken, he knew it was going to be a memorable evening
Etymology: lust + token
Fornitoken
Created by: DaddyNewt
Pronunciation: fawr-ni-toh-kuhn
Sentence: Daisy got plenty of fornitokens from the guys in shipping.
Etymology: fornicate(to engage in sexual intercourse) + token(something serving to represent some fact, event, felling, etc.)
Sexbait
Created by: allwise
Pronunciation: seks-beit
Sentence: It was valentines so Sherman bought a whole bunch of red roses and gave them to all the ladies at the office as sexbait. This year he was determined to get some!
Etymology: sex + bait (how specific do you want it?)
Coytoy
Created by: quippingqueen
Pronunciation: coy/toy
Sentence: The wayward winker approached his paramour with some trepidation as he handed her his coytoy (a posh pink pot), in the hopes that she would play "tiddlies" with him after work.
Etymology: coy + toy
Presensual
Created by: iwasatripwire
Pronunciation: prez-en-tu-al
Sentence:
Etymology: present + sensual
Boffering
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: baw-fur-ring
Sentence: When she opened the boffering of chocolates and handcuffs, Sue realized that Bob wanted more than just "someone to talk to."
Etymology: boff (slang for sex), offering
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COMMENTS:
You are on a roll!! Great word. - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 06:07:00
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Breastowal
Created by: erasmus
Pronunciation: br east ow all
Sentence: Janice knew that Mike would love her breastowal, it was a guaranteed hit giving him a geek toy.
Etymology: from breast, as in heart felt and from the breast and bestowal.
