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DEFINITION: n. A special type of gift, usually exchanged between partners, paramours and other mutual admirers, which is used to signal a desire for physical intimacy.
Verboticisms
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Orgizmo
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: orr giz mow
Sentence: "If they give each other one more orgizmo", she snapped, "i'll use their by now extensive collection of latex to strangle them both".
Etymology: orgasm, gizmo
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COMMENTS:
sorry, I already used my vote's but this one was great! - allwise, 2007-02-15: 03:05:00
same here, I like it. - w5lf9s, 2007-02-18: 14:50:00
same here, I like it. - w5lf9s, 2007-02-18: 14:50:00
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Eroffering
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: /i-'rä-f&r-"i[ng]/
Sentence: It was supposed to be an eroffering, but in the end, it just creeped her out.
Etymology: From ero- (love/lust) + offer + -ing
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COMMENTS:
so that's what the Er in ErWenn stands for!! - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 12:26:00
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Piecemaker
Created by: porsche
Pronunciation: peece/may/ker
Sentence: A Valentine gift is a great piecemaker
Etymology: peace maker + piece (as in peice of ...)
Phallentine
Created by: Discoveria
Pronunciation: Fahll-lent-tyne
Sentence: Phil's suspiciously shaped silver corncob (with a gold apple on each side) was a very suggestive phallentine to give to his girlfriend Phoebe.
Etymology: Phallus + valentine. Phallus: symbolic penis. Valentine: well, it's Valentine's Day today.
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COMMENTS:
Superb! - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 08:59:00
it would make a funny arrow for cupid - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 12:17:00
OMG Jabberwocky! What a wonderfully, brilliant, deviant sense of humor you have! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-14: 18:14:00
Discoveria - a very creative word, with a great sentence! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-14: 18:21:00
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Flirtribution
Created by: babel
Pronunciation: flur-tri-bew-shun
Sentence: From her horrified reaction Mark guessed that the pack of condoms was not the flirtribution Jenny was hoping for.
Etymology: flirt+contribution
Trinkettoride
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: trin/ket/too/ride
Sentence: He's got a trinkettoride - he's got a trinkettoride - he's got a trinkettoride and he don't care ...what any one else got
Etymology: trinket + ticket to ride
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COMMENTS:
I was looking for a word to describe those wilted flowers. Thanks! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-14: 18:28:00
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Sexpression
Created by: sodium
Pronunciation: sex-preh-shun
Sentence: The see-through plumber's uniform that Jack gave to Rachel was a sexpression that she did not appreciate.
Etymology: sex + expression (of desire)
Tryft
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: trift
Sentence: Thankyou for the tryft. I'll meet you at the usual place!
Etymology: tryst (assignation esp. for love affair) + gift (present)
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COMMENTS:
It would be perfect if only I could see it in a font with those old-fashioned effs that look like esses. - petaj, 2007-02-14: 04:03:00
you're right petaj - very subtle and very clever - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 09:38:00
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Coytoy
Created by: quippingqueen
Pronunciation: coy/toy
Sentence: The wayward winker approached his paramour with some trepidation as he handed her his coytoy (a posh pink pot), in the hopes that she would play "tiddlies" with him after work.
Etymology: coy + toy
Bootybooty
Created by: NohWoman
Pronunciation: say it fast... bootybooty
Sentence: On their special day, John gave Dan a pair of hotpants. Now that's some bootybooty!
Etymology: "Booty" alone would work, too. Booty: ass, action, sexual activity or the body parts involved Booty: loot, treasure
