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DEFINITION: n. A special type of gift, usually exchanged between partners, paramours and other mutual admirers, which is used to signal a desire for physical intimacy.
Verboticisms
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Cocktale
Created by: mickey666
Pronunciation: cock-tale
Sentence: As he handed her the cocktale, she knew exactly what he had in mind.
Etymology: use your imagination.
Sexent
Created by: BMott
Pronunciation: sex - unt
Sentence: Tony gave Amber a sexant at the office which made her blush from her toes to her nose!
Etymology: Sex - procreation or sheer fun ent - from present
Sexwrap
Created by: paintergrl1313
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Those sexy panties make a good sexwrap.
Etymology: like giftwrap, but with sex.
Bootybooty
Created by: NohWoman
Pronunciation: say it fast... bootybooty
Sentence: On their special day, John gave Dan a pair of hotpants. Now that's some bootybooty!
Etymology: "Booty" alone would work, too. Booty: ass, action, sexual activity or the body parts involved Booty: loot, treasure
Horninater
Created by: bettyann9
Pronunciation: horn-in-a-tor
Sentence: Holy smokes that 10 inch dildo Jeff got me was a true horninator!
Etymology: Horny + inator=generic term for making something happen
Flirtribution
Created by: babel
Pronunciation: flur-tri-bew-shun
Sentence: From her horrified reaction Mark guessed that the pack of condoms was not the flirtribution Jenny was hoping for.
Etymology: flirt+contribution
Phallentine
Created by: Discoveria
Pronunciation: Fahll-lent-tyne
Sentence: Phil's suspiciously shaped silver corncob (with a gold apple on each side) was a very suggestive phallentine to give to his girlfriend Phoebe.
Etymology: Phallus + valentine. Phallus: symbolic penis. Valentine: well, it's Valentine's Day today.
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COMMENTS:
Superb! - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 08:59:00
it would make a funny arrow for cupid - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 12:17:00
OMG Jabberwocky! What a wonderfully, brilliant, deviant sense of humor you have! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-14: 18:14:00
Discoveria - a very creative word, with a great sentence! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-14: 18:21:00
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Benequest
Created by: Mobelia
Pronunciation:
Sentence: When he benequested her with lingerie, his intentions became clear.
Etymology: Benefit: meaning added bonus, extras, favors, gravy, perk and Bequest: A gift or endowment
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COMMENTS:
very cute - wordnerd, 2007-02-14: 13:04:00
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Quickitch
Created by: w5lf9s
Pronunciation: quik.itsch
Sentence: "Don't open it now", he smiled, "wait until tonight - I'll make a fire, we'll open a bottle of wine, and ..." - "Is it a quickitch?" she asked.
Etymology: quickie + to itch for
Presensual
Created by: iwasatripwire
Pronunciation: prez-en-tu-al
Sentence:
Etymology: present + sensual
