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'I know what you were thinking when you got me this!'

DEFINITION: n. A special type of gift, usually exchanged between partners, paramours and other mutual admirers, which is used to signal a desire for physical intimacy.

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Flirtribution

Created by: babel

Pronunciation: flur-tri-bew-shun

Sentence: From her horrified reaction Mark guessed that the pack of condoms was not the flirtribution Jenny was hoping for.

Etymology: flirt+contribution

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Hovenir

Created by: alphabetapolothology

Pronunciation:

Sentence: The note attached to the hovenir he gave said "You wanna?".

Etymology: ho & souvenir

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Sexchange

Created by: chris

Pronunciation: seks-chaynj

Sentence: As Rupert opened Melanie's present to him, he felt consumed with lust; they had often swapped gifts before, but this was the first time they had sexchanged them.

Etymology: sex + exchange

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COMMENTS:

did that mean he got the flowers and she got a tie? :) - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 06:06:00

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Quickitch

Created by: w5lf9s

Pronunciation: quik.itsch

Sentence: "Don't open it now", he smiled, "wait until tonight - I'll make a fire, we'll open a bottle of wine, and ..." - "Is it a quickitch?" she asked.

Etymology: quickie + to itch for

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