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'Let us be.'

DEFINITION: To be consumed by what you eat.

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Retrograze

Created by: mplsbohemian

Pronunciation: REHT-troh-grayz

Sentence: Alex's attempt at retrograzing cow's brains proved unsuccessful--he was no smarter.

Etymology: retrograde (backwards) + graze

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no wonder he's cowed by his girlfriends - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-05: 13:25:00

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Prosphorisized

Created by: eezycheez

Pronunciation: pros-for-i-sized

Sentence: Her food prosphorisized her.

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Foodzillaed

Created by: mana1066

Pronunciation: food- zilud

Sentence: being a vegan was most difficult when i was being foodzillaed by tofu

Etymology: godzilla + food

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Engrocered

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: engrossed

Sentence: "Lettuce Prey" intoned the minister. "It is so sad that a member of our flock has been engrocered in her vegetable garden.

Etymology: engross + grocery

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petaj "Lettuce Prey" intoned the minister. "It is so sad that a member of our flock has been engrocered in her vegetable garden. - petaj, 2007-07-05: 02:58:00

petaj Sigh - petaj, 2007-07-05: 02:58:00

"herd" you the first time - galwaywegian, 2007-07-05: 05:56:00

Can you rephrase that in grosser terms? - Clayton, 2007-07-05: 06:46:00

Why, I artichoke you, but I'm too busy munching on my freshly picked lettuce. - purpleartichokes, 2007-07-05: 07:23:00

At least lettuce isn't as cucumbersome to manipulate grammatically. ;D - Kyoti, 2007-07-05: 13:37:00

petaj I love a gramma pie. - petaj, 2007-07-06: 02:18:00

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Gerjimalstration

Created by: amysmiles2000

Pronunciation: grrr-jeah-mal-stray-shun

Sentence: Gerjimalstration early warning signs include:change in skin tone, and cooked cabbage smelling flatulance.

Etymology:

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Sounds tasty lol. watch out for the killer cabbage lol. - realnutty01, 2007-07-05: 17:44:00

IS that cabbage I smell? - MisUndrstd, 2007-07-05: 20:17:00

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Autovictuamorphosis

Created by: HALibut

Pronunciation: aw-tuh-vĭt-oo-uh-mawr-fuh-sis

Sentence: Growing up his mother forced him to eat so many vegetables he was always afraid he would autovictuamorphosize into a turnip.

Etymology: < Gk autós (self) + victu (nourishment) + mórphōsis (to shape)

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Why is it that turnips are so inherently funny? Carrots and cabbage can make a good joke, but it's hard to make a bad joke if it has the word "turnip" in it. - ErWenn, 2007-07-05: 12:40:00

One of life's mysteries - HALibut, 2007-07-05: 13:20:00

I dunno, I think rutabagas are funnier that turnips. And bok choy is a gut buster, no matter how you slice it. ;D - Kyoti, 2007-07-05: 13:21:00

Artichokes are no laughing matter, however. - Clayton, 2007-07-05: 17:44:00

Purple artichokes can be, though. - mplsbohemian, 2007-07-05: 19:45:00

However, it is better to be a turnip then a squash... just saying! - MisUndrstd, 2007-07-05: 20:10:00

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Victated

Created by: iamthesexcninon

Pronunciation: vick-tate-id

Sentence: After all these years of being told, "Eat your vegetables!" I stopped listening to my mother when the celery victated me.

Etymology: Victim, ate, eliminated

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Metamorphigest

Created by: bubbos

Pronunciation: Me-ta-mor-phi-gest

Sentence: With the new Hollywood diet, Sally eventually metamorphigested into air.

Etymology: Metamorphosis + digest

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Victualvoracity

Created by: Kyoti

Pronunciation: Vick-tyoo-all-vohr-ass-it-tee

Sentence: The mad cow was stricken with a sudden wave of victualvoracity.

Etymology:

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Got Milk? - MisUndrstd, 2007-07-05: 20:14:00

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Fagilion

Created by: katrina

Pronunciation: fa-gil-ion

Sentence: I was fadilioned by my apple

Etymology:

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COMMENTS:

i like this word - katrina, 2007-07-07: 17:02:00

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