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'Wait for the perfect pitch...'

DEFINITION: A willingness to wait, forever if necessary, for the perfect opportunity; excessive patience.

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Immorebilized

Created by: ScrabbledEgg

Pronunciation: im/mohr/buh/lahyzd

Sentence: His perfectionist tendencies left him completely and utterly immorebolized.

Etymology: immobilized + more

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Constipatience

Created by: VersaVice

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Etymology: patience + constipation, inspired by the saying "either sh*t, or get off the pot!"

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Perfechance

sparkles510

Created by: sparkles510

Pronunciation:

Sentence: The boy's perfechance caused him to wait for weeks to ask the girl out.

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Eternalretentive

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: e-turn-al-ree-tent-iv

Sentence: Penelope's eternalretention was so bad that it was being mimicked by her digestive system. It was always waiting for the perfect piece of cuisine - so she was fading away.

Etymology: anal retentive + eternity

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Zencessive

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: zen/cess/ive

Sentence: He has a zencessive personality, constantly in meditation and self-contemplation waiting always for the perfect moment to act. Because of his zencessiveness, he often misses out completely.

Etymology: zen + excessive

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COMMENTS:

Om good! - Scrumpy, 2007-09-11: 13:46:00

You really zend me! Good word - OZZIEBOB, 2007-09-11: 18:41:00

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Opportenacity

CitizenKeen

Created by: CitizenKeen

Pronunciation: ah-PURR-ten-ASS-i-ty

Sentence: When Danny played Halo, he had the opportenacity to sit there and wait for the whole match for that perfect headshot.

Etymology: opportunity + tenacity

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Pronauseastination

gazissax

Created by: gazissax

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Sentence: Evan was a classic ballcrastinator: he was often struck out for waiting for the ideal pitch.

Etymology: nausea=from ad nauseaum, to go on to the point of sickness; procrastination=to put off and off

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Waitorama

Created by: knele21

Pronunciation:

Sentence: i was willing to waitorama to get that girl

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Steadication

Created by: Scrumpy

Pronunciation: sted-i-key-shun

Sentence: Jean had unlimited steadication when it came to waiting for John's marrige proposal.

Etymology: steady + dedication

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COMMENTS:

very nice!! - Jabberwocky, 2007-09-11: 12:22:00

Steady there! At least they're going steady. Good word. - OZZIEBOB, 2007-09-11: 18:21:00

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Dedicatience

Created by: younger

Pronunciation:

Sentence: She showed extreme dedicatience sitting through the entire performance which seemed to go on for hours.

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COMMENTS:

It's fun to say! - younger, 2007-09-11: 16:38:00

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