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DEFINITION: A willingness to wait, forever if necessary, for the perfect opportunity; excessive patience.

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Steadication

Created by: Scrumpy

Pronunciation: sted-i-key-shun

Sentence: Jean had unlimited steadication when it came to waiting for John's marrige proposal.

Etymology: steady + dedication

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COMMENTS:

very nice!! - Jabberwocky, 2007-09-11: 12:22:00

Steady there! At least they're going steady. Good word. - OZZIEBOB, 2007-09-11: 18:21:00

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Apexpectation

MrDave2176

Created by: MrDave2176

Pronunciation: a-PEX-pec-ta-shun

Sentence: At 40 years old, Barry was still apexpecting the girl of his dreams to find and fall in love with him. His mother, on the other hand, was just hoping he would move out.

Etymology: Apex (the pinnacle) and Expecting (a state of waiting in anticipation).

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Perfictionism

Created by: phonematode

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Stymied by her own perfictionism, she kept letting go of Mr. Right in search of Mr. Unfreakinbelievable. Now in her 70's she can frequently be heard muttering "All good things come to those who wait..." to her half dozen cats.

Etymology: fiction + perfectionism

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COMMENTS:

The thing about spinsters- to quote Earlene White- "a woman who knows all the answers but has never been asked the question." Love the sentence and a nice word. - OZZIEBOB, 2007-09-11: 18:59:00

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Zencessive

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: zen/cess/ive

Sentence: He has a zencessive personality, constantly in meditation and self-contemplation waiting always for the perfect moment to act. Because of his zencessiveness, he often misses out completely.

Etymology: zen + excessive

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COMMENTS:

Om good! - Scrumpy, 2007-09-11: 13:46:00

You really zend me! Good word - OZZIEBOB, 2007-09-11: 18:41:00

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Hypnotimed

Created by: trace45

Pronunciation: hyp·no·tīmd'

Sentence: Jack was hypnotimed from playing video games because he got fired for not showing up at work.

Etymology: hypno + timed

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Constipatience

Created by: VersaVice

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology: patience + constipation, inspired by the saying "either sh*t, or get off the pot!"

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Immorebilized

Created by: ScrabbledEgg

Pronunciation: im/mohr/buh/lahyzd

Sentence: His perfectionist tendencies left him completely and utterly immorebolized.

Etymology: immobilized + more

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Justrightism

Created by: Lurky2000

Pronunciation: Just-Right-izm

Sentence: Justin was an extreme justrightist

Etymology:

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Stoiextracism

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: stoh-uh-ek-struh-siz-uhm

Sentence: He who hesitates or practices stoiextracism is lost.

Etymology: stoicism + extra

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COMMENTS:

Might be time for a stoiexorcism! - OZZIEBOB, 2007-09-11: 18:25:00

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Constiperformance

Created by: PeePaw00

Pronunciation: consta-performance

Sentence: In his life of constiperformance, he had no choice but to quit the band before their first paying gig.

Etymology: constipation + performance

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