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DEFINITION: A willingness to wait, forever if necessary, for the perfect opportunity; excessive patience.

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Righencemt

Created by: leeannhamers

Pronunciation: ra- i-inc-m-ta

Sentence: i wanted to ask him but i was in a stage of righencment

Etymology: right/patence/ moment

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Perfatience

Created by: pipipipipi

Pronunciation: per-fay-shents

Sentence: "His perfatience often hindered him in getting anything done"

Etymology: perfection and patience

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Ukillop

Created by: doig1394

Pronunciation: oo-kill-op

Sentence: the kid had a serious issue of ukillop

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Zencessive

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: zen/cess/ive

Sentence: He has a zencessive personality, constantly in meditation and self-contemplation waiting always for the perfect moment to act. Because of his zencessiveness, he often misses out completely.

Etymology: zen + excessive

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COMMENTS:

Om good! - Scrumpy, 2007-09-11: 13:46:00

You really zend me! Good word - OZZIEBOB, 2007-09-11: 18:41:00

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Unicorn

Created by: bridgettelve1

Pronunciation:

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Constipatience

Created by: VersaVice

Pronunciation:

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Etymology: patience + constipation, inspired by the saying "either sh*t, or get off the pot!"

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Immorebilized

Created by: ScrabbledEgg

Pronunciation: im/mohr/buh/lahyzd

Sentence: His perfectionist tendencies left him completely and utterly immorebolized.

Etymology: immobilized + more

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Apexpectation

MrDave2176

Created by: MrDave2176

Pronunciation: a-PEX-pec-ta-shun

Sentence: At 40 years old, Barry was still apexpecting the girl of his dreams to find and fall in love with him. His mother, on the other hand, was just hoping he would move out.

Etymology: Apex (the pinnacle) and Expecting (a state of waiting in anticipation).

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Pronauseastination

gazissax

Created by: gazissax

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Evan was a classic ballcrastinator: he was often struck out for waiting for the ideal pitch.

Etymology: nausea=from ad nauseaum, to go on to the point of sickness; procrastination=to put off and off

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Willtopatience

Created by: Janbo

Pronunciation: Pronounced in a continuous manner.

Sentence: His willtopatience is too great for his own good.

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