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'Those idiots! I have the right of way!'

DEFINITION: To assert your right-of-way in traffic, even when it's stupidly dangerous to do so.

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Accelirrational

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: ax-sell-er-ash-in-al

Sentence: Refusing to slow down was accelirrational in the extreme

Etymology: accelerate, irrational

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Excellent! - fonka99, 2007-01-04: 09:47:00

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Birdflip

Created by: Madamemojo

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Etymology:

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Hazzardriving

Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: HA-zard-dri-ving

Sentence: Billy yelled "Dukes of Hazzard, Dukes of Hazzard!" as he swerved into the median to overtake the Corvette. He sure loved him some hazzardriving.

Etymology: Dukes of Hazzard + Driving

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Testosterisk

Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: test-os-ter-isk

Sentence: Billy was killed yesterday driving to work when he took a mjor testosterisk by cutting off a line of cars on the off ramp just so he could be ahead of them in line.

Etymology: testosterone+risk

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Hummerage

Created by: Logiedan

Pronunciation: Hum-er-ij

Sentence: Dude, cut out the Hummerage, you're not in the right away, you hear me?

Etymology: Hummer + Rage

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Drivisky

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: dra-visky

Sentence: Cam usually driviskied his route to work prior to gulping down his morning coffee.

Etymology: drive + risk

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Irroadsponsible

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: ir/road/sponce/ible

Sentence: He crossed 3 lanes of traffic without signalling, demonstrating how totally irroadsponsible he is.

Etymology: irresponsible + road

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Autoannihilation

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: OR-toe-a-NY-hill-ay-shun

Sentence: His self destructive behaviour behind the wheel is a perfect example of autoannihilation.

Etymology: auto (self and automobile) + annihilation (destruction)

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Deadright

Created by: bghicks

Pronunciation: ded-write

Sentence: Not only was he right, he was deadright.

Etymology: dead as in duck

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Autowarrior

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: auto worrior

Sentence: damien was fast furious and an autoworrior. He was always first to overtake.

Etymology: from autocar etc and warrior, always ready to joust in battle

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