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DEFINITION: A person who wants to monopolize all of someone's love and tries to prevent them from sharing it with others.
Verboticisms
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Barnagal
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: barn a gal
Sentence: Since she first set eyes on him, Sophie had become the barnagal to George's loveboat...one he could not scrape away.
Etymology: barnacle + gal
Debouquetress
Created by: direwookiee
Pronunciation: Dee-bo-ket-tress (f) (Masculine: Debouqueter) Dee-bo-ket-ter
Sentence: My ex-girlfriend was such a debouquetress; she would never even let me look at other girls.
Etymology: "De" as a prefix, meaning anti. "bouquet" coming from the saying, or perhaps movie quote "Even if I've already had the wine, doesn't mean I cannot sample the bouquet." That's probably not word for word, but I have a bad memory.
Monopolover
Created by: becksadoodles
Pronunciation: ma-NOP-o-luv-er
Sentence: Woman: What are you looking at, Bob? Man: Ugh! Stop being such a monopolover, Jane.
Etymology: Monopoly+Lover.
Amonopolist
Created by: OZZIEBOB
Pronunciation: amuh-NOP-uhl-ist
Sentence: Roxie was such an amonopolist that she insisted that she and Bob shop together.
Etymology: Blend of "AM" love, loving; "AMA" together: and MONOPOLIST: one who seeks exclusive control.
Possessobsessive
Created by: Redrover
Pronunciation: possess+obsessive
Sentence: Marcia was a total possessobsessive when it came to her man and would not even let him talk to another woman when they were at parties.
Etymology:
Suffocelfish
Created by: wejommon15
Pronunciation: Suh-fih-kel-fish
Sentence: Confused Male: My girl refuses to gimme any time for myself. Friend: She sure is sufficelfish.
Etymology: Suffocate and selfish
Slovefish
Created by: bluenutria
Pronunciation: SLUV-fish
Sentence: "Stop being so slovefish; I was only asking her for directions!"
Etymology: Selfish + love
Significantugher
Created by: Bullwinkle
Pronunciation: sig-nif-iacnt ugh'er
Sentence: My significantugher hates when I flirt.
Etymology: Play on "significant other"
Domijealous
Created by: legion
Pronunciation: (do-mi-jealous
Sentence: i cant believe you just said that in front of her, I was only admiring her necklace....how DOMIJEALOUS can ya be? (rhetorical)
Etymology: a blend of dominate and jealous. It immediately came to mind when i looked at the picture provided
Lovehawk
Created by: gemmgemms
Pronunciation: luv-haw-ka
Sentence: She is such a lovehawk, yesterday I was talking to her boyfriend and she swooped in and started confronting him!
Etymology: love:as in the love of another+hawk:a predator bird:as in she guarded him like a hawk
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COMMENTS:
can't get over it.. i think i'm gonna say lovehawk instead of anything else hehe - legion, 2008-01-05: 17:10:00
Right on! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-11: 14:19:00
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Comments:
legion - 2008-01-05: 16:56:00
hehe i love this word....very coool
legion - 2008-01-05: 17:11:00
LOVEHAWK WOW....coooool
legion - 2008-01-05: 17:47:00
hey trinity.....you got a word yet....hehehehehe legion
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