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'When I was your age, all I had was a lead pencil and a wooden brain!'

DEFINITION: A person who, using an example from their own life, steers people away from a line of speculation by reducing it to an absurdity.

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Personertardedness

Created by: Dougalistic

Pronunciation: Per-son-er-tard-id-ness

Sentence: Daughter: "Dad can you please buy me some Nike AirMaxx Trainers to walk to school in please. I really need them!" Dad: "What!? That is total personertardedness!! When I was your age I had to make do with cheap shoes from the village. You kid's don't know you're born!!!"

Etymology: A ludicrous idea. A really powerful way of saying "Don't be ridiculous!" Or can be used in conjunction with "Oh my god" or "stupid"

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Sillustrator

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: SIL-uh-strey-ter

Sentence: A sillustrator is a person who, when asked by his son for the latest computer, blurts out "If necessity is the mother of invention, how do all the unnecessary gadgets, like computers, get invented?"

Etymology: Blend of silly & illustrator

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COMMENTS:

Chuckling over your fun word that is right on the definition. The alliteration of the s's the ll's the t's and r's ... even makes it fun to say! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-03: 16:00:00

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Granddiculer

Created by: bigbigjeff

Pronunciation: grand-dic-you-ler

Sentence: My father was such a granddicular. Constantly talking about his childhood plight, how his parents made him wear concrete shoes.

Etymology: Grand- old or great, diculer from ridiculous for absurd or innane

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Uphillbothwaysian

Created by: Kazizzle

Pronunciation: uh/pill/bowth/waze/ian

Sentence: Dad: ... in the pouring rain! Son: You're such an uphillbothwaysian, Dad!

Etymology: The hyperbole every child is told. "When I was a kid, I had to walk uphill both ways in 10 feet of snow to get to school!"

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COMMENTS:

100/100 for creativeness! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-04: 04:32:00

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Nostaljack

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Created by: sharktrager

Pronunciation: nos-TAL-jack

Sentence: My parents nostaljacked my dream to become a pop singer just because they worked in a plastic factory.

Etymology: From Nostalgia and hijack.

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COMMENTS:

I like it! - bananabender, 2008-01-04: 07:56:00

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Diversionidiot

Created by: legion

Pronunciation: Di-ver-sion-id-i-ot

Sentence: Yeah well I got a lead brain and wood for a pencil, jeez dad your such a DIVERSIONIDIOT.......

Etymology: diversion-to divert idiot-hehehe we all know this one!!!

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Imaginorator

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: Im - aj - in - OR - uh - tor

Sentence: Archibald's ludicrous tales of lore gained him the title of 'imgaginorator' among his family and circle of friends.

Etymology: Imaginary and orator

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Exampulous

Created by: paintergrl1313

Pronunciation: ex-amp-yu-lous

Sentence: Saying that you had a wooden brain makes you exampulous.

Etymology: example + ridiculous

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Weniwasalad

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: wen eye wuz a lad

Sentence: Dad said in his annoying weniwasalad manner that Darcy didn't need a computer, because he had already bought her a protractor even though they did not live on a farm!

Etymology: when I was a lad...nuff said

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Histonag

Created by: imashelcha

Pronunciation: HI.sto.nag

Sentence: Mt dad is such a histonag. I wish he didn't have to constantly relive his childhood like this.

Etymology: History + nag

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