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DEFINITION: v. intr., To compensate for emotional rejection by trying to change one's appearance through aggressive dieting, exercise and/or plastic surgery -- common among aging divorcees.
Spreen
Top verboticism of the day created by OZZIEBOB
Pronunciation: SPREEN
Sentence: Harsh words from Roxie and a glance in the mirror was enough to spreen Bob into a strict dietary regimen and a strenuous fitness program. Furthermore, he planned to re-assessed his progress every September; it was, I guess, a personal "Spreenclean."
Etymology: Blend of SPURN & PREEN. Cognates: Spreenie .n; Spreeny adj.
Created by: OZZIEBOB.
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Superfacial: /sue per FAY shuhl/ Her tears were beginning to carve channels, but instead of facing her pain, she made another appointment for a superfacial. Etymology: Based on "superficial": of, affecting or being on the surface. (super: exceeding a norm) + (facial: a cosmetic treatment for the face) Created by: hyperborean.
Abpathetic: /ab + pə-ˈthe-tik / I wish my Uncle Marvin wasn't so abpathetic and just by a new red Ferrari sports car like any normal middle aged divorced man Etymology: Ab (from abdominals or stomached + pathetic (absurd, melancholy, laughable, or sad) Created by: DrWebsterIII.
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Great word! Welcome back DrWeb! - hyperborean, 2012-10-23: 22:38:00
Nipsuck: /nip-suk/ In a shameless effort to regain her mojo and show her ex(es) what they were missing, Vanessa went for the full nipsuck...from the "can't-stop-smiling facelift" to the drastic stomach stapling that kept her from eating anything on the many dinner dates she finagled through the ironically named www.divorcedandlovingit.com. Etymology: Variation of nip and tuck. Created by: astorey.
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Four words! Hil Ar I Ous! - lumina, 2008-08-20: 15:20:00
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Today's definition was suggested by staggolee. Thank you staggolee! ~ James
OZZIEBOB - 2007-09-20: 17:44:00
Sure was a tough one. Abfab Jab!
Today's definition was suggested by staggolee. Thank you staggolee. ~ James