Verboticism: Historted

DEFINITION: v. To change the dates, times or sequence of past events, in order to put a better perspective on your current situation. n. An historical date which has been "adjusted" to fit present needs.
Historted
Created by: mweinmann
Pronunciation: hiss - tor - ted
Sentence: When Elvira related the times and dates of her whereabouts during the month of October, it seemed she had historted everything so that she would not be arrested.
Etymology: history, distorted
Points: 545
Comments: Historted
Nosila - 2009-09-01: 12:03:00
Was she areested for histortion?
mrskellyscl - 2009-09-01: 15:11:00
histerical
mweinmann - 2009-09-02: 12:52:00
and the rest is....hystery!!