Verboticism: Sapgrade

'I don't let my laptop date!'

DEFINITION: v. A software update or patch which uses up a ton of memory and hard drive space, stalling the computer with a crippling case of performance anxiety. n. To stall out a computer by installing a software "upgrade".

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Sapgrade

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: sap/grade

Sentence: Everytime our IT guys install a sapgrade on our systems they create havoc for us and overtime for them - maybe it's some kind of conspiracy.

Etymology: upgrade + sap (meaning both - a foolish person and also to sap energy)

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Comments: Sapgrade

galwaywegian - 2009-02-23: 10:06:00
nice jw

silveryaspen - 2009-02-23: 11:28:00
sapgrades as part of a compspiracy - brilliant sentence and verbotomy!

TJayzz - 2009-02-23: 17:24:00
Great word!!