DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

Solstify

Created by: Guest

Pronunciation: soul stiff eye

Sentence: I refuse to solstify at the company Christmas party for fear of losing my job.

Etymology: Tying to "solstice" or the seasonal change and Pagan winter celebration and "testify" meaning to proclaim in faith before a large group.

Points: 113

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