Verboticism: Prepetension

DEFINITION: v. To pretend that you adore someone's pet even though it is annoyingly stupid, bizarrely threatening, or just plain stinky. n. A alarming pet or companion, which nevertheless requires fawning.
Prepetension
Created by: Guest
Pronunciation: pre-pet ten- shum
Sentence: She was filled wth prepetension when she saw his pet oysters playing on the bed.
Etymology: pretension + pet
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