Verboticism: Reincarbnation

'I've been working out on this ab machine every day for a week'

DEFINITION: n. The creepy pounds that sneak onto your waist even though you've been exercising and watching what you eat. v. To exercise rigorously, diet fastidiously, and yet still gain weight.

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Reincarbnation

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: rē-inkärbnāshən

Sentence: It wasn't his fault. It was a matter of reincarbnation. The more Phat thought about it the more he believed in regirth. He must have been a sumo in a former life or perhaps a large animal. That would explain the hippobottomus. It was all in his jeans. After another fruitless trip to the gym, he went out and bought another pair of elepants.

Etymology: reincarnation (a person or animal in whom a particular soul is believed to have been reborn) + carb (short for carbohydrate)

Points: 800

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Comments: Reincarbnation

wayoffcenter - 2009-01-09: 06:34:00
Love them elepants.

kateinkorea - 2009-01-09: 09:53:00
Funny!

Nosila - 2009-01-09: 19:51:00
Love it and the story...so deja vu, all over again!

silveryaspen - 2009-01-09: 20:45:00
Super punsome and funsome!