Verboticism: Vehocularity

'Kids! Quit fooling around back there! It's dangerous!'

DEFINITION: To drive with one eye on the road, and two on your passengers, in order to ensure that they all follow proper safety procedures.

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Vehocularity

Created by: danboaz

Pronunciation: vE-hoc-u-laritE

Sentence: In order to drive a school bus you must master the art of dual vehocularity

Etymology: vehicle + ocular

Points: 878

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