Verboticism: Excrimagine

'Who wants a white christmas?'

DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Excrimagine

arianell

Created by: arianell

Pronunciation: ecks-cruh-MA-jin

Sentence: When I see my smug, obnoxious neighbor Todd mowing his lawn, I excrimagine and picture a large bird dropping landing on his forehead.

Etymology: From the English "excrement", meaning "animal solid waste", and "imagine", meaning "to form a mental image of something".

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