DEFINITION: To drive with one eye on the road, and two on your passengers, in order to ensure that they all follow proper safety procedures.

Fastidiot

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: fass-tiddy-ot

Sentence: Joe, fastidiot par excellence, was overly picky about safety measures on his journeys, yet managed to pick up a number of speeding fines

Etymology: fast (velocity of a car) + idiot (one who makes errors of judgment) + fastidious (excessively particular)

Points: 713

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