Verboticism: Threesquirm
DEFINITION: n. The sense of discomfort created when "a couple" says you are welcome to stay, even though their behavior suggests that you are getting in the way. v. To sit uncomfortably between two lovers.
Threesquirm
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: three-skworm
Sentence: Shelly was tired of being the gooseberry, but she truly suffered from threesquirm and dispair, when her friends coupled brazenly in front of her.
Etymology: threesome (a trio) + squirm (react with discomfort)
Points: 542
Comments: Threesquirm
petaj - 2007-05-31: 04:45:00
Dispair is perfect for this definition, but it's not funny or original! When the pair diss you, you dispair.
petaj - 2007-05-31: 04:46:00
oops - despair - darn spellchecker was ignored. Could have gone with that one.
jadenguy - 2007-05-31: 09:41:00
you can still change the spelling and pretend it never happened?