Verboticism: Jocklamation
DEFINITION: The prescribed response of shock and denial that all world-class athletes follow when caught using banned drugs.
Jocklamation
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: jok/la/may/shun
Sentence: Who me? Never! is the universal jocklamation of the professional athlete.
Etymology: jock + proclamation + declaration
Points: 530
Comments: Jocklamation
Kyoti - 2007-07-27: 11:07:00
I don't know why this makes me think of Saran Wrap and Valetine's day. ;))
Kyoti - 2007-07-27: 11:07:00
Darned silent "n".
Jabberwocky - 2007-07-27: 12:28:00
saran wrap? Valentine's Day? perhaps you're confusing this with premature ejockulation - I think there's an injockulation for that
Kyoti - 2007-07-27: 16:35:00
Nope, my mistake... I was thinking of jocklamination.
Kyoti - 2007-07-27: 16:36:00
And not my long-suffering bane, jocklamentation.
Kyoti - 2007-07-27: 16:37:00
Or the halloween ornamental jock-O-lantern.