Verboticism: Silverwhore

'Ewhh! You're eating chocolate-covered ants with a knife and fork!?'

DEFINITION: v., To use a knife and fork to eat foods like hamburgers, pizza, or pigeon wings, which are customarily consumed using one's hands. n., A person who is afraid to eat food touched by human hands.

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Silverwhore

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: sil-vur-hore

Sentence: It was true that Joe was a silverwhore, but using forkplay on his pizza slices and toast ultimately led to him shedding 10 pounds.

Etymology: silverware, whore

Points: 608

Comments: Silverwhore

Scrumpy - 2007-10-09: 10:03:00
You caught me. I've used forkplay on a pizza before. Funny word Purp!

purpleartichokes - 2007-10-09: 15:25:00
Don't be ashamed, I did that yesterday to a messy pizza, then I threw caution to the wind and grabbed it by the crust.

Jabberwocky - 2007-10-09: 16:21:00
and it made his culinary experience so much more satisfying

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