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Verbotomist's Delight
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DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.
DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.
DEFINITION: v. To instinctively slam your foot on "the brakes" even though you're just a passenger. Often occurs when the actual driver fails to brake appropriately. n. A sudden jerk of the leg.
DEFINITION: v. To turn up the volume on your ipod and zone out all exterior noise, chatter, distractions, and focus on what's really important - your own feelings! n. A person who is humming their own tune, and ignoring everything else.
DEFINITION: To take a picture of yourself, pointing a camera at yourself, while you admire yourself. Often done in the privacy of your bathroom.
DEFINITION: To wish for peace on earth, and then do something to help make it happen.
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