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DEFINITION: n. The inability to find, organize, or keep track of, simple physical objects. Often occurs when an individual has developed a search-engine dependency. v. To search for something that should be easy to find.

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Antepussty

Created by: themeanreds

Pronunciation: Ant-ae-puss-tee

Sentence: I can't find my Corvette anywhere due to a severe case of antepussty.

Etymology: Ante (anterior) + Puss (face) = It's right in front of your grill, man. Get yourself together.

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Indexneglection

Created by: allwise

Pronunciation: in-deks-neg-lec-sjån

Sentence: Austins indexneglection often caused him to forget birthdays and the name of his girlfriends.

Etymology: index - a more or less detailed alphabetical listing of names, places, and topics. neglection - to pay no attention to.

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Yahopless

Created by: kryptik

Pronunciation: ya-hoh-ples

Sentence: My brother can find the history of Prague online, but he can't keep track of his own keys. He's seriously yahopeless.

Etymology: From the word 'Yahoo' and 'Hopeless'

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Googolic

Created by: garlinger626

Pronunciation: like alcoholic...goog-olic

Sentence: I can't seem to find anything without Google, I have to deal with the fact that I might be a googolic.

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Absentfindedness

Created by: chris

Pronunciation: ab-sent-fine-did-ness

Sentence: Tristram's absentfindedness was steadily getting worse...he couldn't even find the note he'd written that told him where he'd left his glasses.

Etymology: absent + find (and echo of absent-minded)

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Paladotisch

Created by: adbern

Pronunciation: Pa-la-do-tisch

Sentence: .....it's paladotisch

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Ramnesia

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: RAM-knee-zha

Sentence: Jim can track down the latest Lindsay Lohan photos in 12 seconds flat online, but he developed ramnesia when it was time to pay his credit card bills.

Etymology: RAM (random access memory) + amnesia

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