Verboticisms

Created by: silveryaspen

Pronunciation: sex - ka - vay - ter

Sentence: Bill has a sex-mined tongue that cannot be overcum. On any subject, his sexual digs are overbaring. As the Master of sexual overtones, he is the ultimate sexcavator.

Etymology: excavating anything and everything for sex ... makes one a sexcavator!

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COMMENTS:

Sexcellent! - Banky, 2008-02-12: 08:42:00

sounds like Bill is also a sexcravator - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:25:00

I dig it! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 16:05:00

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: lib id it tee

Sentence: Marnie's sense of libidity was revolting. Like when she turned up at Homer's funeral and made cracks about him. Her mother was disgusted with her innuendo and crude comments over his being layed out...

Etymology: Libido (sexual urges) & Lividity (unnatural lack of color in the skin (as from bruising or sickness or emotional distress or death)

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Created by: EmmaHeras

Pronunciation: kwip-kink

Sentence: Alice realised that her boyfriend was a Quipkink when they went bowling and he constantly asked her to roll his balls, knock his pin, and make the screen say XXX.

Etymology: Quip- as in a clever remark. Kink- from kinky; unusual sexual practices.

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Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /ˈnʊdʒˌwɪŋk/ The first vowel is the short "oo" sound (ʊ) as in "book" or "put", not the long "oo" sound (u) in "boot" or "boob" and not the short "u" sound (ʌ) in "butt" or "buck".

Sentence: He was such a nudgwink that he couldn't pass any coupling of two even vaguely round objects without making boobie jokes. Melons, hills, buildings, even the Os in the Google logo were fair game to him. When he finally told us that he was gay, nobody was surprised.

Etymology: nudg(e) + wink, from the "Candid Photography" sketch in the episode "How to Recognize Different Types of Trees From Quite a Long Way Away" of the television show "Monty Python's Flying Circus". Reminiscent of Yiddish "nudnik" - a persistently dull pest.

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COMMENTS:

Very original etymology and verboticism! Even more original is your pronunciation ... Did you boobytrap our tongues? (again I'm very red faced and roaring with laughter). Great sentence, too! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:56:00

Oh, wicked. Wicked. You're wicked. Eh? Know what I mean. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Nudge nudge. Say no more! Say no more squire! (Good word!) - Banky, 2008-02-12: 12:17:00

love the Monty Python tribute - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:33:00

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: seks-jes-tiv

Sentence: Most people are familiar with the concept of the "dirty old man". Some might even be OK with the smart-mouth juvenile but few are as comfortable with the "dirty young woman", who's every utterance is sexgestive.

Etymology: sexual (concerning reproduction, intercourse) + suggestive (implies something improper or indecent; risqué)

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: randee big u us

Sentence: Her name was Ida Norgasm and with that handle(the appendage to an object that is designed to be held in order to use or move it) and she was a high school teacher. In order to stimulate (stir feelings in) her pupils, she would ass-ign them double entendre essay questions...randybiguous ones. The latest tease (a seductive woman who uses her sex appeal to exploit men) was a political question. "If Russia invaded Turkey from the rear, do you think Greece would help?" (Wink, wink, nod, nod, enough said, a wink's as good as a nod to a blind horse, know what I mean? Say no more!)

Etymology: Randy (feeling great sexual desire) & Ambiguous (open to two or more interpretations; or of uncertain nature or significance; or (often) intended to mislead)

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Created by: thegoatisbad

Pronunciation: pee-vert

Sentence: Whenever Kimberly consumed too much wine from a box, she would start to make peeverted comments toward anyone around her.

Etymology: Peeve (annoy) + Pervert (inappropriate sexual expression)

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COMMENTS:

peerriffic word - Nosila, 2010-04-30: 17:25:00

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Created by: Maxine

Pronunciation: sex ass per ay shun

Sentence: I told Nigel that he's a bona fide sexasperation, he made a suggestive comment about the phrase "bona fide," and I slapped him across the face. Then he made a suggestive comment about slapping. So I reached for the handgun in my purse and thought about shooting him--but fortunately I checked myself in time.

Etymology: sex, exasperation; and, in the spirit of the day, ASS (yuk yuk).

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COMMENTS:

funny sentence - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:37:00

Very expressive! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:57:00

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Created by: paperhoard

Pronunciation: Erect-shon-arian

Sentence: Jim always enjoyed reading the naked pygmy articles in National Geographic and peering at the bra section of the 1960 Sears catalog. Over the years this has helped him develop into an Erectionarian, a very old man able to twist any word or sentence into a sexual meaning.

Etymology: Erection + Octogenarian

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COMMENTS:

very funny sentence - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:27:00

Perma-rection! Prolonged feelings! Wishful thinking? !!!! Wonderful idea! Sexcessfully fun!!! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:41:00

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Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: mann froy dae

Sentence: He was such a manfreuday, always making the waitresses on the ship feel like cruise ho's

Etymology: man friday as in robinson cruise ho, freud as in ziggy.

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COMMENTS:

perhaps he was a cross dresser and liked to rompinsome cruise hose - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 09:30:00

Terrific puns! Great verboticism! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:26:00

Creative and funny! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 15:56:00

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