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DEFINITION: n., A person who finds potentially sexual meanings in every conversation, and who always tries to "cleverly" point it out, by putting ordinary words or phrases into a sexual context. v., To be habitually and annoyingly addicted to sexual innuendo.
Verboticisms
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Coitentious
Created by: XMbIPb
Pronunciation: /co-i-ten-shes/
Sentence: Q. "Why is Jack walking so funny?" A. "Well, Bill was tinkering with his 73 Chevy Monter-Carlo... yeah... on 'em bricks o'er yonder... an' Jack kinda comes up an' says: 'Ah likes whatcha got under that hood, Billy. It sure's big.' Well 'en. Ole Bill don't take kindly to a coitation r'mark like that. Nex' thin' ya'll know he did a number on Jack's knee caps."
Etymology: COITENTIOUS (adj.) [coitate, v.; coitator, n.] - sex-related from lat. "coitus;" a rather rare usage as most forms are rather gender-specific (fallatious or cannilatious)
Griefwhilehorny
Created by: knickynicola
Pronunciation: grief while horny
Sentence: the griefwhile horny blonde at a funeral
Etymology:
Smuttony
Created by: Dougalistic
Pronunciation: Smutt-on-eee
Sentence: Linda was obsessed by turning the rocket science lesson into a sexual demonstration for adults. She lacks morals and is full of smuttony!
Etymology: Smut or smutty - Lewd, immoral, dirty and rude. Gluttony - To do with eating mainly, but can also mean excessive or greedy.
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COMMENTS:
This must be one of the seven deadly puns! Good one! - metro1, 2008-02-12: 10:31:00
Sexceptional! Sexactly fits the definition! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:13:00
Great word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 15:59:00
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Sexlinguaphile
Created by: freestyle
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Brandon is such a sexlinguaphile - he just can't stop talking about female sexual organs.
Etymology: sex - lingua - phile
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COMMENTS:
Was he hooked on more than a pheeling? Certainly fits the definition! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 19:26:00
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Labidorator
Created by: dluman
Pronunciation: la-beedo-raytor
Sentence: Agnus, a labidorator, was constantly making inuendos about Jim's stiff leg, which she didn't know was wooden.
Etymology: From the latin for labia, meaning lips and other stuff.
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COMMENTS:
Very sexplicit! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 19:32:00
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Pointsexter
Created by: bookowl
Pronunciation: point/sex/tur
Sentence: Pointsexter was a fictional character in the vintage cartoon Felix the Cat. He helped his bumbling uncle concoct elaborate schemes to get Felix and capture his Magic Bag. (what more can I say)
Etymology: poindexter + point + sex
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COMMENTS:
Sextraordinary sentence! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:17:00
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Sexuation
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: secks-yew-AY-shun
Sentence: Millicent had the annoying habit of finding sexuations in the utterations of others whether or not any such innuendo was intended.
Etymology: Blend of 'sexual' (of, relating to, or associated with sex or the sexes) and 'insinuation' (to insinuate: to introduce (as an idea) gradually or in a subtle, indirect, or covert way)
Sexgestive
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: seks-jes-tiv
Sentence: Most people are familiar with the concept of the "dirty old man". Some might even be OK with the smart-mouth juvenile but few are as comfortable with the "dirty young woman", who's every utterance is sexgestive.
Etymology: sexual (concerning reproduction, intercourse) + suggestive (implies something improper or indecent; risqué)
Randybiguous
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: randee big u us
Sentence: Her name was Ida Norgasm and with that handle(the appendage to an object that is designed to be held in order to use or move it) and she was a high school teacher. In order to stimulate (stir feelings in) her pupils, she would ass-ign them double entendre essay questions...randybiguous ones. The latest tease (a seductive woman who uses her sex appeal to exploit men) was a political question. "If Russia invaded Turkey from the rear, do you think Greece would help?" (Wink, wink, nod, nod, enough said, a wink's as good as a nod to a blind horse, know what I mean? Say no more!)
Etymology: Randy (feeling great sexual desire) & Ambiguous (open to two or more interpretations; or of uncertain nature or significance; or (often) intended to mislead)
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by Tigger. Thank you Tigger. ~ James
Tigger - 2008-02-12: 02:09:00
This cartoon is hilarious!
Jabberwocky - 2008-02-12: 05:56:00
very well laid out
Banky - 2008-02-12: 08:44:00
You're well endowed with artistic talent.
Thank you for your kind and suggestive words ~ James
silveryaspen - 2008-02-12: 13:21:00
Sextraordinary definition and cartoon, Tigger and James!
silveryaspen - 2008-02-12: 13:26:00
To all: Very creative! Creativity can be so enhancing! You've all got me thinking you have great sex lives!
Nosila - 2008-02-12: 23:03:00
Good idea, Tigger...hopefully this idea will slake the thirst and quench the desires of those who live life on the double entendre! And the cartoon, James...well, it is to die for...
Well, I'm glad it didn't die on the page. Thanks! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by Tigger. Thank you Tigger. ~ James
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