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'Why can't I google my socks?'

DEFINITION: n. The inability to find, organize, or keep track of, simple physical objects. Often occurs when an individual has developed a search-engine dependency. v. To search for something that should be easy to find.

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Trouserbrowser

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: trawzer brawzer

Sentence: When it came time to sort the laundry, Geek McNerdnick was hopeless. His Mom actually did it for him, but only asked that he emerge from his man-cave once a week to leave out what needed washed, which was usually both his Star-Trek t-shirts, some dainties, socks and his fearless corduroy pants. He usually had problems in doing his trouserbrowser app...he chased all over his messy lair to find them, only to find that he forgot that he had them on!

Etymology: Trouser (pants) & Browser (a program used to view HTML documents;a viewer who looks around casually without seeking anything in particular)

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Discomgoogulated

artr

Created by: artr

Pronunciation: dis-kuhm-goog-yuh-leytd

Sentence: Jason is so used to keeping track of his life by way of his electronic devices. Without his TomTom he might not be able to get to work or back home. Last week when he misplaced his smart phone he was completely discomgoogulated.

Etymology: discombobulated (confused or disconcerted; upset; frustrated) + google (brand name of a leading Internet search engine)

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Antigoogle

Created by: dimercurio

Pronunciation: an-tee-goo-gul

Sentence: After being stuck in an antigoogle for three days, I finally finished antigoogling my keys.

Etymology: anti "against" + Google (search engine)

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Gnashdig

Created by: Maureen

Pronunciation: nash - dig

Sentence: David you have spent all morning gnashdigging for your wallet; it is about time you got more organised.

Etymology: gnash - grinding teeth in frustration and dig - to search for.

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Chercheholism

ubgrud

Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: shar-sha-hol-ism

Sentence: He stood frozen in the middle of the grocery store, staring the multi-aisle maze. His chercheholism rendered him non-functional.

Etymology: cherche - french for search; holism - from alchoholism

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Beingaman

Created by: mickey666

Pronunciation: bee-ing-a-man

Sentence: Of course, this ineptitude could quite easily be credited to beingaman

Etymology: Obvious, surely?

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Googolic

garlinger626

Created by: garlinger626

Pronunciation: like alcoholic...goog-olic

Sentence: I can't seem to find anything without Google, I have to deal with the fact that I might be a googolic.

Etymology:

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Aneurekability

jennw2ns

Created by: jennw2ns

Pronunciation: AN-yuhr-EEK-uh-BIL-ih-tee

Sentence: Because of my aneurekability, I can never find my car keys

Etymology: "An"--lack of (Greek) "Eureka"--I found it (also Greek) "bility"--coming, as it does, from "ability"

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Objectquest

Created by: josje

Pronunciation: object quest

Sentence: To find anything in your room is an objectquest. The holy grail must be easier to find

Etymology: from objects and quest as in an impossible task.

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Nullonizy

Created by: seifip

Pronunciation: null oh nizy

Sentence: Doctor, I can't find my socks! I must have a nullonizy!!!

Etymology: null + izy

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