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DEFINITION: v. To allow your pet to sleep in your bed even though it may squirrel into your pillows, hog all the sheets, and bulldoze you on to the floor. n. A pet which sleeps in its owner's bed.
Verboticisms
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Anoysle
Created by: coolkids58
Pronunciation: Anoeeslee
Sentence: they anoyslee their pet
Etymology:
Tubble
Created by: Lazberg
Pronunciation: Tubbel
Sentence: Let the dog tubble with us.
Etymology:
Crittermate
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: crit-er-mayt
Sentence: Lacy and Louie had raised their blond lab, Herbie, since he was born and Herbie believed they were all crittermates, equals in every sense of the word and he joined them in all activities from meals to outings to bedtime.
Etymology: Blend of 'critter' (slang for creature) and 'mate' (A person with whom one shares living quarters)
Hogsquash
Created by: TJayzz
Pronunciation: Hog-sk-wosh
Sentence: Ever since Lydia aquired her pot-bellied pig, Porky, she had allowed him to sleep in her bed at night. That was fine util her boyfriend Dave moved in. Then every night turned into a hogsquash, Porky would end up under the covers 'hogging' the lot and taking up all the space, eventually forcing Dave into the spare room.
Etymology: Hog(a pig) + Squash(force or squeeze into a restricted space) = Hogsquash
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COMMENTS:
has a certain jene sais quoi! - galwaywegian, 2009-01-06: 07:26:00
great word - Jabberwocky, 2009-01-06: 10:47:00
Fermez la pork! - Nosila, 2009-01-06: 23:31:00
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Capetulate
Created by: stache
Pronunciation: kə-pěch'ə-lāt'
Sentence: Cindy's cat Nigel was so used to sleeping with her that she and Tim were forced to capetulate when he started sleeping over.
Etymology: capitulate, to surrender unconditionally + (to one's) pet
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COMMENTS:
The one letter changes embedding one word in another are ever so clerver. Excellent! - silveryaspen, 2008-03-13: 21:55:00
It's the year of the cat; sorry the rat. Perhaps there hope yet! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-03-13: 22:09:00
excellent - bookowl, 2008-03-14: 14:29:00
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Bunkimal
Created by: youmustvotenato
Pronunciation: bunk-i-mal
Sentence: What's that in our bed? Oh, Spot is a bunkimal.
Etymology: bunk-bed animal
Fleaesta
Created by: twocent
Pronunciation: flE-s-TAH
Sentence: It didn't matter how much whining he did or how many "discussions" were weathered, Dennis knew choosing to spend the night with Nina invariably meant another fleaesta with her cats.
Etymology: Fleaesta v. tr. combination of flea: a blood-sucking parasite that feeds on mammals and birds, known for its leaping ability siesta: a midday nap as taken in Spain and Latin America.
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COMMENTS:
Purrfect! Does Dennis live in CATalonia, Spain? - Nosila, 2009-01-06: 23:18:00
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Beastow
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: beest/stoh
Sentence: Johnny beastows his bed with his golden Labrador retriever who takes up three-quartes of the bed when fully stretched out.
Etymology: BEASTOW - verb - from BEAST (animal) + BESTOW (to share, apportion, give part)
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COMMENTS:
Also, the beast could be a stow-away... - mweinmann, 2009-01-06: 17:13:00
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Farmabeddon
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: farm/ah/bed/on
Sentence: Our former noctural bliss soon turned into farmabeddon when we adopted a trio of homeless kittens.
Etymology: farm + bed + armageddon
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COMMENTS:
love it JW! - galwaywegian, 2009-01-06: 07:27:00
Luv it! Purrrfect! - silveryaspen, 2009-01-06: 10:58:00
Great word - TJayzz, 2009-01-06: 13:37:00
Good word - mweinmann, 2009-01-06: 15:00:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by kabloozie. Thank you kabloozie. ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by kabloozie. Thank you kabloozie. ~ James
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