Vote for the best verboticism.

'I just bought her new shoes.'

DEFINITION: v. , To over indulge your pet. n., A pet which has trained its owner to jump, rollover and beg.

Create | Read

Verboticisms

Click on each verboticism to read the sentences created by the Verbotomy writers, and to see your voting options...

You have two votes. Click on the words to read the details, then vote your favorite.

Petcessorize

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: pet-sess-or-ize

Sentence: Mona liked to petcessorize with a Pucci handbag lined with matching piddle paper.

Etymology: pet, accessorize

----------------------------
COMMENTS:

Excellent verbotocism! Piddle paper??? Doggie Depends? lol - Mustang, 2007-12-11: 07:04:00

----------------------------

| Comments and Points

Canineklein

Created by: TJayzz

Pronunciation: Kay-nyn-kly-n

Sentence: Kelly thought that by giving her pedigree Dandie Dinmont Terrier, Marmaduke the canineklein treatment that it would improve her standing in the community. She dressed him in all the latest fashions and he even had his own designer collar with his name encrusted on it in diamonds. Unfortunately Marmaduke was so spoilt that he would snap and snarl at any stranger who came within arms length!

Etymology: See Calvin Klein(American designer who founded a fashion brand in 1968)

----------------------------
COMMENTS:

Funny - OZZIEBOB, 2008-11-04: 06:30:00

----------------------------

| Comments and Points

Heirdale

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: air/dale

Sentence: An heirdale along with the much sought after wallettease are special breeds who are expected to inherit their owners estates. They can get whatever they want with a click of their heels.

Etymology: airedale + heir

----------------------------
COMMENTS:

Gets my vote JW! - galwaywegian, 2007-12-11: 10:06:00

----------------------------

| Comments and Points

Poochalist

Created by: looseball

Pronunciation: pooch+a+list

Sentence: that animal has everything in fashion,dagone poochalist.

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Lebitch

Created by: idavecook

Pronunciation: Lay Bitch

Sentence: OMG, Sheila's gone so ABFAB, Fifi is sooo lebitch!

Etymology: Come on, do I really need to explain?

----------------------------
COMMENTS:

LeLovely! - purpleartichokes, 2007-12-11: 18:11:00

----------------------------

| Comments and Points

Hautepetcouture

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: oht-pet-koo-toor

Sentence: So what if Fifi hautepetcoutured better than everyone else, she knew she would out live her dog and inherit it all anyway.

Etymology: haute couture + pet

| Comments and Points

Hautedogger

Created by: kabloozie

Pronunciation: ote-dawg-ger

Sentence: Cindy just dropped $150 on a dog purse, $190 on a dog bed, and $70 on grooming Snowflake, her new dog. She's such a hautedogger, she won't buy anything at Petco - she only goes to a designer pet store - nothing's too good for that spoiled hautedog.

Etymology: haute: fashionably elegant. Hotdogger: one who shows off.

----------------------------
COMMENTS:

libertybelle super word! - libertybelle, 2007-12-11: 09:13:00

very funny - Jabberwocky, 2007-12-11: 15:09:00

Love it! - purpleartichokes, 2007-12-11: 18:09:00

pardon your french ... it's a terrific word! - silveryaspen, 2007-12-13: 15:39:00

----------------------------

| Comments and Points

Petophilia

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: pet -o- feelya

Sentence: Paris Hilton is a registered Petophiliac...she is registered in every designer doggie boutique in the U.S.

Etymology: pet and philia (love of something)

| Comments and Points

Petronize

Created by: xirtam

Pronunciation: pet'rə-nīz

Sentence: Some people say I petronize that dog. She climbs on the chair and stares at me until I grab its blanket and cover her up.

Etymology: Pet: any domesticated or tamed animal that is kept as a companion and cared for affectionately. + patronize: assume sponsorship.

----------------------------
COMMENTS:

Fun word ... you could give it other daffynitions like: 1) when you treat your girlfriend like a dog ... you petronize her. (OUCH - that could make it a bad word like some four letter words!) - silveryaspen, 2007-12-13: 15:43:00

----------------------------

| Comments and Points

Foofoodle

Created by: lumina

Pronunciation: foo/foo/dl

Sentence: Moving to the "burbs" really changed the Lopez family. Not only had they become snobs, but little Muffin was now a foofoodle.

Etymology: foo foo + poodle

----------------------------
COMMENTS:

metrohumanx Scathing chuckles. - metrohumanx, 2008-11-06: 23:51:00

----------------------------

| Comments and Points

Show All or More...

 

Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-12-11: 03:06:00
Today's definition was suggested by kabloozie Thank you kabloozie ~ James

silveryaspen - 2007-12-13: 15:51:00
Your webtexting expertise is showing! Should your word 'lebitch' be 'R' rate? Very clever. I liked it even though I dinna wanna!

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2010-03-31: 00:18:00
Today's definition was suggested by kabloozie. Thank you kabloozie. ~ James