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'Why can't I google my socks?'

DEFINITION: n. The inability to find, organize, or keep track of, simple physical objects. Often occurs when an individual has developed a search-engine dependency. v. To search for something that should be easy to find.

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Notinsite

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: not in syte

Sentence: His name was a trick of cruel fate...Seymour Sox. He always found one sock notinsite and in frustration he opened a website called: notinsite.com and used it as a platform to talk with other search-challenged individuals. After a while he made a ton of money on his notinsite site and could afford to buy new socks everyday and never have to worry about them getting divorced in his dryer ever again. Seymour Sox could now see more socks than he ever had in his life before!

Etymology: Not In Sight (invisible, unseen,inability to see) & Site (a computer connected to the Internet that maintains a series of web pages on the World Wide Web)

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Discomgooglated

dturner

Created by: dturner

Pronunciation: pronounced like "discombobulated" ("gl" is a syllable)

Sentence: Robert was so ferociously discomgooglated, he would frequently type in mid-air in order to locate the eyeglasses perched on his forehead.

Etymology: from dis- L. dis- "apart" & com- L. "with" & google E. Billy De Beck's "Barney Google" (small man with large eyes)

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Paladotisch

Created by: adbern

Pronunciation: Pa-la-do-tisch

Sentence: .....it's paladotisch

Etymology:

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Googolic

garlinger626

Created by: garlinger626

Pronunciation: like alcoholic...goog-olic

Sentence: I can't seem to find anything without Google, I have to deal with the fact that I might be a googolic.

Etymology:

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Keydependent

Created by: chofu67

Pronunciation: key de pen dent

Sentence:

Etymology: Over dependence upon use of key words to search for what one needs to find

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Goonesia

kumza

Created by: kumza

Pronunciation: goo nee jee ah

Sentence: Hector needed his epee pen after the wasp sting, but alas, his goonesia prevented him from finding it. He died.

Etymology: google amnesia

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Htmltzheimers

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: aych-tee-em-alt-sigh-mers

Sentence: when his server went down he was completely lost and afraid...his htmltzheimers was getting worse

Etymology: html , altzheimers

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Life

likephilshead

Created by: likephilshead

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology: You know what I mean.

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COMMENTS:

Exactly! - egonschiela, 2007-01-05: 10:08:00

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Lostcated

Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: loss - kate - ed

Sentence: Brenda often lostcated simple things; like the glasses that were perched right on her head or her car keys that always disappeared inside her purse.

Etymology: lost, located

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COMMENTS:

I get it, she couldn't see her glasses cause they were on her nose. That never happens to me... - jrogan, 2009-08-11: 08:55:00

Been there, done that, just cannot remember when... - Nosila, 2009-08-11: 12:21:00

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Discomgooglated

dturner

Created by: dturner

Pronunciation: pronounced like "discombobulated" ("gl" is a syllable)

Sentence: Robert was so ferociously discomgooglated, he would frequently type in mid-air in order to locate the eyeglasses perched on his forehead.

Etymology: from dis- L. dis- "apart" & com- L. "with" & google E. Billy De Beck's "Barney Google" (small man with large eyes)

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