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DEFINITION: v. To share information without understanding the difference between what should be public, and what others consider to be private. n. A person who doesn't know what not to say.

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Blabophile

Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: blah-bow-fyl

Sentence: She blabophiled all about his curved penis. I didn't want to know.

Etymology: blab from Greek -philos -philous : lover : one having an affinity for or a strong attraction to

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Dimwitter

Created by: Carla

Pronunciation: dim-wit-uh

Sentence: Luckily, Lucy's friends now knew that she was an incorrigible dimwitter. Ever since Lucy had announced Beatrice's chlamydia to the neighbours, no-one shared their confidences with her.

Etymology: dimwit + witter (to chatter or babble pointlessly)

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Censorchip

Created by: artr

Pronunciation: sensərchip

Sentence: Candy believes in freedom of speech however with her boyfriend Charles, censorchip is required. She would love to have a censorchip planted deep in his brain to keep him from blurting out things she told him in private.

Etymology: censor (scrutinize, revise, or cut unacceptable parts from a book, movie, etc.) + chip (a tiny wafer of semiconducting material used to make an integrated circuit)

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Spalker

Created by: kumza

Pronunciation: spocker

Sentence: I can't believe Brad was spalking about his penile rash in the hotdog lineup.

Etymology: spew talk

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COMMENTS:

Good word...don't relish overhearing that conversation...he mustard been crazy...who'd want to ketchup with that diagnosis? - Nosila, 2009-08-12: 01:59:00

I hope he doesn't have to eat his words - jrogan, 2009-08-12: 07:37:00

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