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DEFINITION: v. To pretend to be enthusiastic even when you are not, simply because everyone else is. n. Fake enthusiasm.

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Angush

Created by: jesster

Pronunciation: ANG-ush

Sentence: In order to keep my job, I must angush about the product when I meet with my manager every week.

Etymology: Anguish - extreme pain + Gush - to make an effusive display of enthusiasm

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Mockjoy

Created by: serendipity9000

Pronunciation: MOK-j-oy

Sentence: When I met my boyfriend's family I had to mockjoy that I loved eggplant. Ugh - what a gross dinner.

Etymology: mock (imitation) + joy (happiness)

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COMMENTS:

petaj easy to say - petaj, 2007-05-25: 21:15:00

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Enrusiasm

Created by: Rhyme79

Pronunciation: enn-rooze-ee-az-eum

Sentence: The social pressure to display enrusiasm for something I couldn't give two ticks about is draining me of joy.

Etymology: Enthusiasm with ruse(trick) squashed in the middle.

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Pitchelate

hooterbug

Created by: hooterbug

Pronunciation: pich/ i /láyt

Sentence: Gabby tried hard to Pitchelate her way into the group by agreeing that a nose bidet was awesome, however she hadn't quite mastered the art.

Etymology: Blend of "Pitch" to try to sell or promote something and "Elate" to make somebody very happy and excited

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Ardourfice

Created by: mplsbohemian

Pronunciation: AHR-durr-fihs

Sentence: Alex's spasmodic glee at the sight of his date's grey dress was merely a work of ardourfice.

Etymology: ardour + artifice

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Awesimulate

Created by: daisy

Pronunciation: aww-sim-u-late

Sentence: I had to awsimulate interest in my girlfriend's cat and her ability to meow "I love you"

Etymology:

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Fauxnaticism

Created by: Tigger

Pronunciation: foh-NAT-uh-siz-um

Sentence: 'I don't think I like wearing these orange robes,' Donald reflected, as he chanted "Hare Krishna" along with his two new friends at the airport, 'and baldness doesn't really suit me either.' But as a passerby dropped a coin into his bowl, his friends both gave him encouraging smiles, and in his fauxnaticism, all his doubts were quickly forgotten.

Etymology: Faux (artificial or imitation; fake) & Fanaticism (excessive, irrational zeal).

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Fauxntastic! - Nosila, 2009-12-08: 09:27:00

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Effortvesce

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: eff/ort/vess

Sentence: Even though eating olives made him gag he had to effortvesce over their pungent qualities to become a member of the pizza club

Etymology: effervesce (gush) + effort

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COMMENTS:

Perfect and fun to say. - cohenarie, 2007-05-25: 11:01:00

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Fauxmote

Created by: BuenoCabra

Pronunciation: (FOH-moht, FOKS- )

Sentence: If you don't want to go to the Panic! At The Disco concert with everyone else, there's no reason to fauxmote.

Etymology: From the French "faux," meaning fake or artificial, and "emote," an Americanized verb form of "emotion."

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Enthusiasham

Created by: ziggy41

Pronunciation: en-thoo-zee-as-zham

Sentence: Everyone but his mother could see hIs enthusiasham as she brought home a neon fuschia wool-knit sweater for him.

Etymology: Enthsusiasm (eager enjoyment) + sham (a fake)

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COMMENTS:

neuroaster Very well conceived :) - neuroaster, 2007-05-27: 14:17:00

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-05-25: 01:26:00
Today's definition was suggested by suzanne. Thank you suzanne! ~ James

purpleartichokes - 2007-05-25: 12:36:00
James - were you peeking in my bathroom? I actually own a nose hose - a fantastic contraption for allergies! I resent your disspiction! ;-)

Clayton - 2007-05-25: 14:19:00
Speaking of which, did anybody see this nifty "nasal aspirator" mentioned on BoingBoing? http://www.nosefrida.com/

purpleartichokes - 2007-05-25: 15:16:00
Here's mine. Ain't she a beaut? http://www.hydromedonline.com/hp.html.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-05-25: 17:03:00
Hey Purpleartichokes, I am totally gungfaux for netipots! Especially if you have a lot stuff stuck in your nose. ~ James

wordmeister - 2007-05-25: 23:49:00
I want one! James should offer it as a prize!

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-07-28: 00:02:00
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Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2009-12-08: 00:07:00
Today's definition was suggested by suzanne. Thank you suzanne. ~ James