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DEFINITION: n.A state of irrational irritation, which inevitably develops whenever you work or live with someone whose annoyingly bad habits happen to mirror your own.

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Desparrotoh

Created by: bookowl

Pronunciation: des/par/ott/o

Sentence: Desparrotoh occurs when you realize you've just gotten angry with someone who has cloned your bad habits.

Etymology: despair + parrot + desparado + oh

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COMMENTS:

Excellent blend. - Tigger, 2008-06-09: 22:19:00

Like the sound of it. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-10: 05:31:00

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Foiblemulation

Created by: rebelvin

Pronunciation: FOIBLe+EMULATION

Sentence: He was blissfully unaware of the foiblemulation he created by criticizing his coworkers who he did not even suspect were actually only mimicking him.

Etymology: FOIBLe+EMULATION. foible: a behavioral attribute that is distinctive and peculiar to an individual. Emulate: imitate with effort to equal or surpass

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Irritabilameee

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: irr it a bill a meee

Sentence: my irritabilimeee gets worse as my children reach adolescence.

Etymology: irritability. me

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Projirritation

Created by: Tanik

Pronunciation: pro-jirr-i-ta-shun

Sentence: Because Jeff was complaining about Sally's language using vulgar statements, she ignored him. It was an obvious case of projirritation.

Etymology: combination of project and irritation

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COMMENTS:

Very interesting blend - OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-10: 05:34:00

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Habituhate

Created by: TJayzz

Pronunciation: Habb-it-u-hayt

Sentence: Gemma knew that she had some annoying little quirks, but the worst thing was her flatmate seemed to have picked some of them up since she moved in just over six months ago. The thought of putting up with it for the next six months made her feel very habituhate indeed.

Etymology: Habit(a regular tendency to do something.) + Hate(An intense dislike) =Habituhate

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COMMENTS:

Nice looking word, cleverly blended. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-10: 05:24:00

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Apeability

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: ay pa bil it ee

Sentence: Aperil had an annoying apeability. Whomever she worked with, she could ape their bad habits within a very short time to the point where it annoyed the original offenders. This would explain why she had held 14 jobs in the past year and was working towards number 15. When first interviewed, she had the apeability of mirroring those traits in her prospective employers which made them think they were hiring in their own image. But after a very short while, those bad habits her employers hated in themselves would soon manifest themselves in Aperil. Like the fact she enjoyed aperitifs and apepetizers at 12:00 noon; she never apeologized when she made an error; the fact that she had a big apetite; she miswrote apepointments; her apepearance left a lot to be desired and she did not apepreciate her employers. Aperil worked as an Apeprentice Apepraisor with the Ape Apeprehension Apepeal Apepellate Apeperratus.

Etymology: ape (someone who copies the words or behavior of another or imitate uncritically and in every aspect) & ability (the quality of being able to perform; a quality that permits or facilitates achievement or accomplishment) & capability (an aptitude that may be developed)

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How apepropraite... a very 'punny' story. - Tigger, 2008-06-09: 02:31:00

Sounds like Aperil just enjoyed monkeying around. Good one! - Mustang, 2008-06-09: 02:47:00

Seems like gorilla warfare to me. Nice word; clever sentence. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-10: 05:23:00

Thanks for gibbon me a compliment! - Nosila, 2008-06-10: 20:57:00

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Vexsimile

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: veks-SIM-uh -lee

Sentence: "Either I put up with it or I bellyache. And I already know which I will do" She knew she should be more polite to her manager; yet something about his manner and strange choice of obscure words rubbed Roxie up the wrong way. They had been thrown together for one reason only: work, and she knew that they needed to overcome their differences in order to do that properly. So when he rumbled obscurities like, " You're cruppish, fratchy and rassert - do you understand?" "Yes...yes! I understand. And you're hespilled rattletrap is full of caperlash." Roxie would reply, though trembling in fear. It wasn't long before they began to understand one another better, and soon became absolute vexsimiles thereof. In addition, they found out that they had many things in common; including, to their surprize, that they were both Verbotomists!!!

Etymology: VEX: irritate, annoy, provoke & SIMILE (as in facsimile): an exact copy.

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COMMENTS:

vexellent word - Jabberwocky, 2008-06-09: 09:18:00

Like it - TJayzz, 2008-06-09: 18:27:00

Such vexpertise... - Nosila, 2008-06-09: 20:16:00

Vexceptionally done (I just couldn't resist using a 'vex-' word here either...) - Tigger, 2008-06-09: 22:25:00

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Kettlenettle

TimTheEnchanter

Created by: TimTheEnchanter

Pronunciation: KET-ul-net-ul

Sentence: "Gawddammit, Sally!" Jake screamed across the mobile home in a fit of kettlenettle, "Don't talk to me that way! When are you going to set a good example so these stupid little brats start talking to us with some respect?!?!"

Etymology: Kettle (from the phrase "The Pot calling the Kettle Black") + Nettle (to arouse to sharp annoyance or anger)

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COMMENTS:

Looks like someone needs to dance to the beat of a different drum! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-10: 05:33:00

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Autonoyance

Created by: Roger408

Pronunciation: auto - noy-ance

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Etymology: Auto - as in self, self directed + annoyance

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COMMENTS:

Very thoughtfully constructed word. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-10: 05:32:00

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Echotomorphique

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: ecco/toe/morf/eek

Sentence: I quickly lapsed into an echotomorphique state when I tripped over my co-workers gym bag and workout paraphernalia in an attempt to avoid my own.

Etymology: echo (imitate) + morph (become like) + pique (irritation) + ectomorph (person with a lean body type)

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COMMENTS:

Extremely clever blend. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-10: 05:21:00

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-06-09: 00:00:01
Today marks the start of summer season for Verbotomy so we will be doing a little "recycling" and running some the best Verbotomy Challenges from the past. Enjoy and be creative! ~ James

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-06-09: 00:02:00
And congratulations to Nosila for winning the our Sex and The City week! Obviously she has a way with words and with style! ~ James