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DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.
Verboticisms
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Antisloth
Created by: Drock
Pronunciation: ANT-ee-slawth
Sentence: As Ken stood up from the dishwasher he realized with delight that his period of marital antisloth had begun.
Etymology: Anti - the opposite of. Sloth - extreme laziness.
Domimate
Created by: Ahoytheship
Pronunciation: dom-i-mate
Sentence: "I've totally got him domimated," she said with an evil sneer as she watched her hubby hand-launder her underwear.
Etymology: dominate=to control someone/thing mate=another word for spouse
Implausibeau
Created by: erasmus
Pronunciation: imp laws ee bow
Sentence: colin was never ever going to make it as an implausibeau.
Etymology: from the completely implausable situation of a man becoming completely domesticated. It takes all the fun out of a relationship. Oh and from Beau, French for partner.
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COMMENTS:
Truly charming. - highwireart, 2006-12-28: 16:57:00
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Whiplysium
Created by: squirrelian
Pronunciation: wip - lis - ee - um
Sentence: I'm hoping he finishes tiling the basement before our whiplysium is over.
Etymology: "Whipped" + "Elysium"
Emascelation
Created by: celeron450
Pronunciation: e-mask-e-lay-shun
Sentence: The chances of a marriage ending in divorce are much lower once emascelation sets in.
Etymology: emasculation, elation
Subservaissance
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: /sub-'s&rv-&-"säns/
Sentence: The subservaissance of a U.S. marriage typically only lasts between one and three years somewhere between the second and seventh year after the wedding.
Etymology: subserviant + renaissance
Captimaid
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: cap/ti/maid
Sentence: He was at that stage in marriage where his wife had him totally captimaided.
Etymology: captivated + maid
