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'Honey! Come see this floor! It's so shining!'

DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.

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Adaptage

Created by: fashionista

Pronunciation: Ad/apt/age

Sentence: I knew we had reached the adoptage stage in our marriage once my husband began putting his dishes in the dishwasher.

Etymology: Adapt + Age

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Buenuline

Created by: awesomo

Pronunciation: bwane-u-lin

Sentence: Garth is very buenuline right now.

Etymology: buen-like good in Spanish + masculine

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Manimprovement

Created by: josje

Pronunciation: man inprovement

Sentence: Oh yes with my qualities, i am dooing manimprovement, so if he wants something he has to improve himself to be my slave.

Etymology: man as in Big ceature improvement, as in the better slave version.

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Nonmasculateous

Created by: Sticky

Pronunciation: non MAS coo lay shus

Sentence: Hee wore an apron, a classic sign he has entered the nonmasculateous period.

Etymology:

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Neutervana

Created by: dkrider

Pronunciation: nu-ter-vana

Sentence: I'm in nutervana now that my spouse started to put the seat down.

Etymology: neuter + nirvana

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Loviage

Created by: hanne

Pronunciation: lo-vi-age

Sentence: when we were in the loviage, my husband even putted down the seat of the toilet after peeing.

Etymology: love + marriage

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COMMENTS:

a true sign of domestication... - wordmeister, 2006-12-28: 09:43:00

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Whippification

Created by: chofu67

Pronunciation:

Sentence: AS he left the cat show with Judy, Jason thought only briefly of the playoff game he was missing and did not recognize that Judy's contented sigh had more to do with covert whippification than with any appreciation of the day's activities.

Etymology: From whipped

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Emascrimony

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: ee-mask-ri-mo-nee

Sentence: After enduring several months of his wife's nagging to help her out around the house, Bob realized he should enter into the state of emascrimony, or face further exile to the couch.

Etymology: emasculate, matrimony

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COMMENTS:

Wish I hadn't already voted...I would have voted for yours... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 12:09:00

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Hubbymoon

Created by: bghicks

Pronunciation:

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Etymology:

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Domestidaze

Created by: Lyokia

Pronunciation: domesti-daze

Sentence: It took a year for the couple to read domestidaze.

Etymology: from domesticate and daze

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