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DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.
Verboticisms
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Domesticastrate
Created by: walkingdistraction
Pronunciation: dome-est-ick-as-trate
Sentence: He's a good guy... I just hope I can domesticastrate him by the time my parents visit!
Etymology: domesticate+castrate
Neutervana
Created by: dkrider
Pronunciation: nu-ter-vana
Sentence: I'm in nutervana now that my spouse started to put the seat down.
Etymology: neuter + nirvana
Demanate
Created by: jedijawa
Pronunciation: dee-man-ate
Sentence: Bill had been demanated by his wife.
Etymology: deconstruct + man + dominate
Husbomestication
Created by: J03Yvanalstyne
Pronunciation: huhz boh mehs' tih kayt
Sentence: I am not doing any more housework until you husbomesitcate!
Etymology: husband + domesticate
Mandocility
Created by: chris
Pronunciation: man-doh-sill-itty
Sentence: Although the period of sexualfireworks had been enjoyable, Jamet realised that mandocility had a lot more to recommend it in the long run. She also felt a lot less tired.
Etymology: man + docile
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COMMENTS:
chris, You should get extra bonus points for the verbal "fireworks" in your sentences! - wordmeister, 2006-12-28: 15:58:00
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Itwontlast
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: it-won't-last
Sentence: Itwontlast is really more a state of mind, than a reality, as the perceptions of both partners will eventually normalize and the quality of domestication and the expectations will fall out of synchronicity. That's not to say that the marriage won't though.
Etymology: it + won't + last - says it all really.
Pussywhipped
Created by: redrockmullet
Pronunciation:
Sentence: John is so pussywhipped that he's even going to tupperware parties... alone!
Etymology:
Domestepoch
Created by: fonka99
Pronunciation: Dom-est-eee-poch
Sentence: Jen's constant nagging broke his resolve, and that instant ushered in a new domestepoch of homely tidiness.
Etymology: Domesticate and Epoch.
