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'Honey! Come see this floor! It's so shining!'

DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.

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Implausibeau

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: imp laws ee bow

Sentence: colin was never ever going to make it as an implausibeau.

Etymology: from the completely implausable situation of a man becoming completely domesticated. It takes all the fun out of a relationship. Oh and from Beau, French for partner.

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Truly charming. - highwireart, 2006-12-28: 16:57:00

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Slavaging

Created by: taftouf

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Husbandreary

Created by: mloewnau2

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Neutervana

Created by: dkrider

Pronunciation: nu-ter-vana

Sentence: I'm in nutervana now that my spouse started to put the seat down.

Etymology: neuter + nirvana

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Chortledom

Created by: Bulletchewer

Pronunciation: chore-tull-dum

Sentence: Wedded bliss ought not be expected till the state of chortledom has been reached by the/both male partner(s).

Etymology: From "chore" meaning boring housework, "chortle" meaning to laugh at (refers to the male reluctance to do chores), and "boredom/whoredom" meaning the state of being bored/selling oneself out.

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