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DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.
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Huzbliss
Created by: highwireart
Pronunciation: Huz-bliss
Sentence: Heidi dreamed of this day when all her hard work was realized. Long live Huzbliss!
Etymology: Huz= Husband with a z since a husband doing chores doesn't want to be called a hus which is too close to hussy. Bliss= Life is good!
Domasculate
Created by: Manhattan
Pronunciation: dome-as-sckew-late
Sentence: After a few weeks of intense nagging and exposure to cleaning products, Tina was ready to domasculate her husband.
Etymology: From the words domesticate and immasculate.
Homilization
Created by: seifip
Pronunciation: hom e le zation
Sentence: He'll homilizate quite soon. He's already washing the floor periodically and ensures me that he'll be cooking every day!
Etymology: home + ization
Malectomy
Created by: ubgrud
Pronunciation: mAAl-ec-to-mee
Sentence: "What's his problem," Jim asked. "Malectomy," hissed Joseph. "Oooohhh..." said Jim as he backed out the door.
Etymology: akin to lobotomy, but different.
Huslave
Created by: kevinrio
Pronunciation: huss- lave
Sentence: Huslaving him? That's the point!
Etymology: husband + slave
Chortledom
Created by: Bulletchewer
Pronunciation: chore-tull-dum
Sentence: Wedded bliss ought not be expected till the state of chortledom has been reached by the/both male partner(s).
Etymology: From "chore" meaning boring housework, "chortle" meaning to laugh at (refers to the male reluctance to do chores), and "boredom/whoredom" meaning the state of being bored/selling oneself out.
Underthethumbitis
Created by: mickey666
Pronunciation: phonetic
Sentence: As he finished washing the dishes, his wife smiled contentedly to herself. Underthethumbitis was rapidly being achieved.
Etymology:
Nolongrfun
Created by: Chistinalove
Pronunciation: no - longer - fun
Sentence: She trained him to become nolongrfun
Etymology: no longer fun
Captivacation
Created by: oohisay
Pronunciation: kap-tiv-eh-kay-shun
Sentence: Our captivacation ended once Rodney discovered a laundry service.
Etymology: captive - prisoner + vacation - holiday period (also implicit is captivation - fascination with)
