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DEFINITION: To measure your success, or evaluate your self-worth, based on what other people think.

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Whosize

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: hu/si/z

Sentence: Your whosize not to be confused with your shoe size determines whether or not you get invited to all the "cool" parties.

Etymology: who + shoe size

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Egother

Created by: vixphilia

Pronunciation: EEE-gOH-ther

Sentence: I don't care about how you look like. Stop egothering yourself, it's cheap.

Etymology: Ego + Other

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Assessomate

Created by: egonschiela

Pronunciation: ass-ess-o-mate

Sentence: Quentin was thrilled that Colin had assessomated his chances of the new post as 'better than good', and unusually paid for the first round of drinks.

Etymology: assess (determine) o (of) mate (friend)

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Egoutruvate

Created by: Stump

Pronunciation: e/gahw/trew/vate

Sentence: Shannon tended to egoutruvate too much and it often got her down since she couldn't read people properly - even if they were a Dr. Seuss book.

Etymology: From the words Ego, outer, and evaluate.

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