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DEFINITION: v. The moment when a child realizes that they are turning into their mother, or father, or both! n. To suddenly realize that you are turning into your parents.
Verboticisms
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Parenticitis
Created by: annieb
Pronunciation: Pa-rent-i-ci-tis
Sentence: I've got a bad case of parenticitis - I'm turning into my mother!
Etymology: mixture of parent and -itis
Transhorrification
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: trans/hor/ri/fi/cation
Sentence: It was a moment of total transhorrification when he realized he was more like mom than mom.
Etymology: transmogrification (convert, transform, or change)+ horror + horrific
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COMMENTS:
perfect for the cartoon - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-02: 11:02:00
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Metamomphosis
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: meta/mum/for/sis
Sentence: When her kids rolled their eyes at her comments she realized the metamomphosis was complete.
Etymology: met+ a + mom + metamorphosis
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COMMENTS:
Been there, done that. Now I get the pleasure of turning into my grandmother. Great word. - mrskellyscl, 2009-07-13: 08:22:00
Too true! - Nosila, 2009-07-14: 22:01:00
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Miscegeneration
Created by: administraitor
Pronunciation: mis-e-gen-er-ay-shun
Sentence: As the "Big Four-Oh" approached, Harold began to notice the thinning hair, drooping jowels and vacant expression that in his mind characterized both his father and grandfather. "Maybe," he thought "I could stave off this miscegeneration if I were to leave home!"
Etymology: miscegenation + generation
Partyakparte
Created by: rahullotli
Pronunciation: par-tyak-parte
Sentence: John be a god child and stop this partyakparte
Etymology: konkani
Transhorrification
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: trans/hor/ri/fi/kay/shun
Sentence: The transhorrification took place when he realized that he was more mom than mom.
Etymology: transmogrification (to transform) + horror
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COMMENTS:
Must be the horromoms... - jrogan, 2009-07-14: 23:45:00
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Climan
Created by: ohwtepph
Pronunciation: klahy-mahn
Sentence: This is the climan of my life, and I don't dare spoil it by shaving all my hair so I'll look like myself.
Etymology: climax + man
Progenitation
Created by: ziggy41
Pronunciation: Pro-jen-eh-tay-shun
Sentence: I was mystified and horrified when I realized that my progenitation was of neither of my parents but of Arthur, my dog.
Etymology: Progenitor (parent) + transformation / transmutation (a change)
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COMMENTS:
shouldn't that be transmuttation - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-02: 19:36:00
hmm, true, or at least transfurmation - ziggy41, 2007-07-02: 23:45:00
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Threshscold
Created by: Lapper
Pronunciation: THRESH-skold
Sentence: Mary was in the middle of critizing her son's eating habits when she hit the threshscold; running screaming to the bathroom.
Etymology: Threshold and scold.
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COMMENTS:
wasn't that a Moody Blues album "On the Threshcold of a Scream" ? - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-02: 11:01:00
I can honestly say that I've never heard of that band or that album, but it is unfortunate that it's not as original as I thought it was. - Lapper, 2007-07-07: 23:50:00
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Morphanity
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: morf an itee
Sentence: When that little devil, Lucifer Jones, starting acting up in school, his aunt realized that his morphanity was inevitable. Although she had raised him to be a good Christian boy, he was taking on more and more of his deceased parents' traits. There was hardly a day now that he had not broken a commandment or two, her nephew from Hell!
Etymology: morph (change into something else) & orphan (one without parents) & profanity (vulgar or irreverent speech or action) & vanity (feelings of excessive pride)
Comments:
Clayton - 2007-07-02: 00:57:00
Paturation
Clayton - 2007-07-02: 00:57:00
Whoops.
Hey Clayton, is that "Whoops" or "Whoopee!" for winning the top spot in last week's author ranking. It was very close -- just 3 points between you, galwaywegian and petaj! Congrats to all! ~ James
purpleartichokes - 2007-07-02: 04:50:00
Congrats Clayton!! Where's the party?
Clayton - 2007-07-02: 05:20:00
Hey... I won?! Amazing! How the heck did that happen? I don't think I even had a single word that scored over 20 pts. last week.
Jabberwocky - 2007-07-02: 08:59:00
Never mind that bit - I'm with purple - where's the party? Since Galway and petaj were so close we could have an international one.
Clayton - 2007-07-02: 10:22:00
Listen, I haven't seen any of you guys throw a party following any of your wins. This is total bull$#!+
ziggy41 - 2007-07-02: 12:19:00
Congrats Clayton, and a party, when and where? ;P
If any artists show up at Clayton's party let them know that we are looking for illustrators and/or cartoonists to participate in our visiting artist program at Verbotomy. Please contact me at james@verbotomy.com ~ James
Clayton - 2007-07-02: 15:14:00
o_O
Guest artist? New style? Reminds me a bit of Shel Silverstein.
May he rest in peace. What a great writer!