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'This will clean out all the toxins!'

DEFINITION: A traditional cleansing ritual used to prepare for the New Year -- often includes the consumption of special tonics or potions.

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Tequitox

Created by: dstorm78

Pronunciation: Tah-kee-toks

Sentence: Tomorrow I'll be slamming my liquid tequitox to wash this year out of my hair.

Etymology: A combination of tequila, an oft used cleansing liquor, and the act of 'detox'-ing your body to cleans it.

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Fablooztion

Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: fah-BLOO-shun

Sentence: When I finally awoke from last nite's fablooztion, it was to wonder where I had left my car.

Etymology: fabulous + ablution (the practice of removing sins, diseases or earthly defilements through the use of ritual washing) + booze

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Purgotic

Created by: Carole

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Sentence: After the Christmas and New Year reveling, a strong purgotic was called for.

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Alcocatharsis

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: al/co/kuh/thahr/sis

Sentence: The annual New Year's alcocatharsis rids of the old me so I can become the new perfect person I am meant to be.

Etymology: alcohol + catharsis

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Bacarditised

Created by: Orlandin

Pronunciation: Bac-ardi-tised

Sentence: It is not Miller Time. I have already been Bacarditised. Where is the bathroom?

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COMMENTS:

Alcohol is a perservative, little embalming fluid should be needed when I go. - Orlandin, 2007-01-02: 00:10:00

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Vodkolonic

Created by: david

Pronunciation: vod-ko-lon-o-scopy

Sentence: Did I really drink eight martinis? I feel like I just had a vodkolonoscopy.

Etymology: vodka + colonoscopy

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Lavationlibation

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: lav/a/shun/li/ba/shun

Sentence: Holly Horsefeathers knew that New Year's wouldn't be a success without a little lavationlibation to flush all her troubles away including a fast-talking frog who insisted she play post office.

Etymology: lavation (cleansing or purification process) + libation (a drink)

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Lushflush

Created by: veevega

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Sentence: Gary, who hasn't caught the flu in over ten years, contributes his good health to his participation in our annual lushflush.

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Silvesterswigging

Created by: mdschermer

Pronunciation: sil-VES-ter-swig-ging

Sentence: In the dark days between christmas and the new year, Kate focused intensely on her new year resolutions while silvesterswigging her way through daddy's single malts.

Etymology: "Silvester" is an alternative name for new year's eve (in germany a.o.), plus "swigging": to engage in drinking liquid in great gulps.

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Neosipping

Created by: bghicks

Pronunciation: neo - sipping

Sentence: In order to cleanse her memory of the previous years diasasters, she took to neosipping.

Etymology: neo - new sipping -drink

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