Verboticisms

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: di-a-re-ju-vin-a-shun

Sentence: Though she knew she would spend countless hours on the toilet, Sue guzzled down the concoction of cod liver oil, raw egg, and Ex-Lax in a desperate attempt at diarrhejuvenation.

Etymology: diarrhea, rejuvenate

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Created by: Stump

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Created by: Javeson1

Pronunciation: drunk-kleen-ing

Sentence: Way to many people will be drunkleaning this newyears.

Etymology: drunk, as in alcohol, + cleaning, as in cleansing.

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Created by: Chunk01

Pronunciation: VOD-Ma-Nay

Sentence: It was that time of year when she cleansed herself with a traditional vodmanay

Etymology: Vodka-Hogmanay=Vodmanay

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Created by: currentlyinsolitude

Pronunciation: ret-i-late-chure

Sentence: At the party, she retilatured so she could be ready for the year to come.

Etymology: Czecholslovakian

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Created by: a68tbird

Pronunciation: col-a-lon-ics

Sentence: An oral ingestion of any brand Colalonic will cleanse the digestion tract, and prepare the liver for oncoming abuse.

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Created by: Lyokia

Pronunciation: vod-clense

Sentence: She felt like she had to vodklense, this wasn't her fault, it's tradition.

Etymology: From vodka and clense.

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Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: fah-BLOO-shun

Sentence: When I finally awoke from last nite's fablooztion, it was to wonder where I had left my car.

Etymology: fabulous + ablution (the practice of removing sins, diseases or earthly defilements through the use of ritual washing) + booze

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Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: spear-it-flush

Sentence: he wondered if one bottle of vodka would be enough to spiritflush his system

Etymology: spirit and flush

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Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: al-co-cleanse

Sentence: Don't worry about what you eat or drink tonight because I have this great alcocleanse that will get you on your way for at least a few days.

Etymology: alcohol+cleanse

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Created by: norallama

Pronunciation: Martineez

Sentence: This year's made me feel so dirty -- I'll need a good martiniizing come December 31st.

Etymology: From "martini," the drink, and "Martinizing," the dry cleaning (as in clothes) process.

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Created by: kevinrio

Pronunciation: anti vo mi tid

Sentence: I'm safe tonight. I have antivomitted a lot!

Etymology: anti + vomit

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Created by: seifip

Pronunciation: recl e nification

Sentence: It's midnight January 1! We should quickly reclinificate ourselve!

Etymology: re + clean + fication

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Created by: IHeartKiwiTarts

Pronunciation: "drunk-tox"

Sentence: Every holiday, I go through a drunktox with all of my friends!

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Created by: Orlandin

Pronunciation: Bac-ardi-tised

Sentence: It is not Miller Time. I have already been Bacarditised. Where is the bathroom?

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Alcohol is a perservative, little embalming fluid should be needed when I go. - Orlandin, 2007-01-02: 00:10:00

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Created by: Bulletchewer

Pronunciation: hog-man-ee-tocks

Sentence: She would always hogmanitox after Christmas because her liver had taken quite a bashing.

Etymology: From "hogmanay" (Scottish term for New Year's Eve) and "detox". Also a hog is a pig, notoriously filthy animals!

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COMMENTS:

Very witty! Good stuff. - fonka99, 2007-01-01: 08:32:00

Notoriously filthy? No. Pigs are naturally very clean and avoid, if at all possible, soiling their living areas! Their confinement is man-made. But I like your word. - egonschiela, 2007-01-01: 13:22:00

Yeah, rolling in the mud is a clear sign of hygiene obsession! Also note that the Bible (you know, that reliable classic) calls swine "unclean". Most importantly, it was a befittingly crude generalization. - Bulletchewer, 2007-01-02: 16:42:00

....snorts, and puts head back in bucket. - egonschiela, 2007-01-02: 18:55:00

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Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: re-beerth-ing

Sentence: Marcus felt born-again after using premium ale in his rebeerthing ritual.

Etymology: rebirthing + beer

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Created by: mickey666

Pronunciation: anewalism

Sentence: December 31st each year demands an anualism in preparation for the coming 12 months.

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Created by: Manhattan

Pronunciation: Why-noh-drey-noh

Sentence: Elizabeth was well into her second bottle of vodka, the main recipe in a secret concoction of a very intense Winodraino.

Etymology: The word wino, indicating someone who is a drunkard, and the product Draino, which clears out drains and pipes.

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Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: purj-ih-fie

Sentence: Dan purgified his body but drinking all the alcohol he could find.

Etymology: purge + ify

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Created by: missparaguay1991

Pronunciation: /MRNTRS/

Sentence: I'm gonna marinatirize my self before it's too late

Etymology: From the Italian marinate, meaning cook with no fire and suffix irize

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Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: sow-sah-bray-shun

Sentence: "Whaaana joooin me foah a liddle sousebration," he said proferring the bottle of peach Schnapps towards me.

Etymology: souse = drunk e-bration = from celebration

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Created by: egonschiela

Pronunciation: vin-di-sate

Sentence: Sharon began to vindisate just before leaving for the New Year Party ....

Etymology: vin (Fr: wine) di (as in vindicate) sate (to gorge, overdose)

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Created by: Carole

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Sentence: After the Christmas and New Year reveling, a strong purgotic was called for.

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Created by: Maureen

Pronunciation: blotto - flush

Sentence: Had a great night at the pub but now I need to blottoflush for New Year's Eve.

Etymology: blotto - under the influence of drink Flush - to cleanse

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Created by: johnnyrockett

Pronunciation: Al-ca-mo-ne

Sentence: All New Years Eve we sat around in a circle passing the bottle in alcamony.

Etymology: Alcohol & Ceremony

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Created by: allwise

Pronunciation: binsh-re-nu-val

Sentence: At the party, Jane had a bingerenewal and woke up in a totally new year, in a totally new room, with a totally new guy.

Etymology: binge as in binge-drinkin and the rest you can figure out yourself.

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Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: al-coh-HAHL-ih-day

Sentence: Jim performed his traditional alcholiday on Dec. 30 -- just in case he wasn't sober enough to remember it on the 31st.

Etymology: alcohol + holiday

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Created by: natlanclos

Pronunciation: "E-LIX-AH-MATE-ER"

Sentence: If i drink enough elixamater tonight i'll be all ready for the new years party.

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Created by: Psychicsi

Pronunciation: tox-i-kay-lee-gy

Sentence: Fatima and her fellow students studied hard for their toxiceilidhgy assignment, which involved the consumption of a variety of punch and egg nog.

Etymology: Toxicology, mixed with a traditional Scottish social event - the ceilidh.

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Created by: david

Pronunciation: vod-ko-lon-o-scopy

Sentence: Did I really drink eight martinis? I feel like I just had a vodkolonoscopy.

Etymology: vodka + colonoscopy

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Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /"an-bü-'zär-E-&/

Sentence: The festival of Annboozaria generally begins after dinner on December 1st and lasts until the cops show up.

Etymology: annual + booze + Februaria

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Created by: ahwinters

Pronunciation: alld-langs-en-em-a

Sentence: Kate's auldlangsenema consisted of wheat germ and egg smoothies; she was gonna get wasted on New Years.

Etymology: Aulg langs + enema

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Created by: dstorm78

Pronunciation: Tah-kee-toks

Sentence: Tomorrow I'll be slamming my liquid tequitox to wash this year out of my hair.

Etymology: A combination of tequila, an oft used cleansing liquor, and the act of 'detox'-ing your body to cleans it.

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Created by: adobrodt

Pronunciation: di-vom-i-ta-ksoe-sis

Sentence: Jenny felt her annual devomitoxosis would rid her once and for all of that terrible Bob character.

Etymology: from vomit and toxic and DE

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Created by: xshadowswimmer08x

Pronunciation: ton-i-cate-ing

Sentence: Once the clock struck 12 everyone was tonicating themselves with vodka and rum.

Etymology: tonic/ -ating

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Created by: Chistinalove

Pronunciation: guz - lin - en - e - ma

Sentence: Every year on Dec. 31 I and a few of my friends like to have a guzlinenema to relinquish all the hurt from the past year.

Etymology: Guzzling enema

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Created by: Ahoytheship

Pronunciation: alcohol-ostomy

Sentence: She flushed her systems with an alcoholostomy of vodka and orange juice to make room for more vodka.

Etymology: alcohol+colostomy

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Created by: veevega

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Sentence: Gary, who hasn't caught the flu in over ten years, contributes his good health to his participation in our annual lushflush.

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Created by: Fenners

Pronunciation: hog - de - tox

Sentence: Time to hogdetox!

Etymology: hogmanay + detox

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Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: ree/jin/er/ay/shun

Sentence: Once a year I "Dr. Who" it and swallow an entire bottle of gin in an attempt at regineration. Wait till you see my new persona this year.

Etymology: regeneration + gin

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Hey Jabberwocky! Good one! Top of the list! Maybe it's because you use gin... Vodka seems to be the tonic of choice for most verbotomists... - wordmeister, 2007-01-02: 16:42:00

I suspect it's an age thing - I feel a little like Yoda - Jabberwocky, 2007-01-03: 16:37:00

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Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: glug a tory

Sentence: stephanie decided she was going for a glugatory evening, to wash it all down with lots of liquids.

Etymology: from glug or glugging and celebratory

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Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: al/co/kuh/thahr/sis

Sentence: The annual New Year's alcocatharsis rids of the old me so I can become the new perfect person I am meant to be.

Etymology: alcohol + catharsis

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Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: lav/a/shun/li/ba/shun

Sentence: Holly Horsefeathers knew that New Year's wouldn't be a success without a little lavationlibation to flush all her troubles away including a fast-talking frog who insisted she play post office.

Etymology: lavation (cleansing or purification process) + libation (a drink)

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Created by: josje

Pronunciation: bodyclensing

Sentence: Drink this bodyclensing potion and you´ll feel better.

Etymology: clensing from cleaning

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Created by: mdschermer

Pronunciation: sil-VES-ter-swig-ging

Sentence: In the dark days between christmas and the new year, Kate focused intensely on her new year resolutions while silvesterswigging her way through daddy's single malts.

Etymology: "Silvester" is an alternative name for new year's eve (in germany a.o.), plus "swigging": to engage in drinking liquid in great gulps.

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Created by: bghicks

Pronunciation: neo - sipping

Sentence: In order to cleanse her memory of the previous years diasasters, she took to neosipping.

Etymology: neo - new sipping -drink

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Created by: fonka99

Pronunciation: ree-vodka-lies

Sentence: New year's is sometimes disappointing, so to prevent any memories of this event, it is essential to revodkalize early and often throughout the night.

Etymology: From revitalize and vodka

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