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'Do you really think I'm cute?'

DEFINITION: To flirt with a purpose or ulterior motive -- as opposed to casual flirting, which is just for fun.

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Manipuvamp

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: man-ip-you-vamp

Sentence: Josh cried out, "that manipuvamp tramp stamped on my new lava lamp!"

Etymology: manipulate + vamp

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Goaldigger

Created by: mplsbohemian

Pronunciation: GOHL-dihg-gur

Sentence: As Alex drove an hour out of his way to deliver his girlfriend her groceries and dry cleaning, he suddenly realised he was dating a goaldigger.

Etymology: goal + gold digger

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Delibflirtly

Created by: ziggy41

Pronunciation: Duh-lib-flirt-lee

Sentence: He was so naive to believe "Nothing says 'I love you' like a 3 carat diamond" was an offer to start a relationship. She obviously said it delibflirtly.

Etymology: Deliberately (for a purpose) + flirt (behave as though attracted to something/one)

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COMMENTS:

if she breaks his heart, he'll probably need a delibflirtibulator - galwaywegian, 2007-07-18: 06:15:00

He obviously was inflirtuated with her. - purpleartichokes, 2007-07-18: 09:28:00

probably better than being inflatulated - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-18: 13:14:00

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Vamploitation

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: vam/ploi/tey/shun

Sentence: At a party she had her vamploitation so well refined that she always had two, or three unattached guys running around waiting on her. It never occurred to her that the vamploitation and sexploitation of her hangers-on was in any way wrong.

Etymology: vamp + exploitation

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COMMENTS:

The guys were vampadmirers. - purpleartichokes, 2007-07-18: 11:45:00

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Platry

Soulian

Created by: Soulian

Pronunciation:

Sentence: She is platrying with someone.

Etymology: Play and Try

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COMMENTS:

and flattery? - jadenguy, 2007-07-18: 09:25:00

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Foxnuzzle

Created by: ChristopherAndersen

Pronunciation: FOCKS nuzz uhl

Sentence: My secretary just foxnuzzled me into giving her a three day weekend.

Etymology: from "fox," a crafty animal or attractive woman, and "nuzzle," to rub with the nose.

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Redirectillation

Created by: Kyoti

Pronunciation: Ree-dur-eck-til-lay-shun

Sentence: Buddy's attempt to woo Michelle after the ball game resulted in an unexpected redirectillation when they stopped by the Porsche dealership on the way home and bought her a convertible instead.

Etymology: Redirection + titillation

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Sulterior

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: sull-teer-ee-ya

Sentence: Her strategic plan was to use sulterior moves to seduce and obtain.

Etymology: sultry + ulterior

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Flirching

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: flur ching

Sentence: Her flirching always managed to decrease the bulge in men's pockets, unless of course they wore a plastic.

Etymology: flirting Ching!

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Flirtpas

Created by: MisUndrstd

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