Verboticisms

Created by: Benperson

Pronunciation: (in-SAL-yoo-dayt)

Sentence: I was embarrassed when my atheist Grandpa insaludated my Jewish teacher.

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Created by: Y2Cajun

Pronunciation: HOR-li-da

Sentence: Happy Whorelidays!

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Created by: simon1081

Pronunciation: yule-fe-miss-m

Sentence: Rabbi Scwartz offered the Kwanzaa celebrators a hearty Yulephemism

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Created by: aly22

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Created by: JckDnl

Pronunciation: Sea-sin-kor-ekt-nes

Sentence: Everyone at the party had had enough of Charlie's seasincorectness

Etymology: Season + Incorrectness

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Created by: artbegotti

Pronunciation: ek'so-dEE-sem"bray-ting

Sentence: "Christmas shopping used to be easy, until the stores began exodecembrating for the neighbors down the street... now, there are so many "Holiday Spectacular" sales, I don't have time to visit them all!"

Etymology: From the Latin "ex" meaning "out of", and the Anglican "December" meaning "tenth month". I don't get it either.

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Created by: taftouf

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Created by: Steerpike

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Created by: frenzi

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Sentence: Nick always tried not to offend anyone, yet somehow, after a few drinks, he always managed to exmaspale somebody.

Etymology: From xmas - the non-christian way of referring to Dec 25th, and the phrase "beyond the pale" - meaning just outside the bounds of acceptable behaviour.

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Created by: Sissyphus

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Sentence: Disdaining any particular seasonal tradition, he celeberated them all with "Happy week of the highest suicide rate!"

Etymology: portmanteau of celebrate and berate

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