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'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Merhunkquanmiss

Created by: SpazKaz

Pronunciation: Mer-hank-quan-miss

Sentence: Merhunkquanmiss asshole

Etymology: From the bullshit combination of all cultures

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Holcombinate

Created by: bortman

Pronunciation: hawl-COM-bin-ate

Sentence: Fredrick sent me a holcombinate card, by which I was both touched, and offended.

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Shalohoho

Created by: Mirandala

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Sentence: Shalohoho, everyone! Have some holiday hamentashen!

Etymology: Shalom + ho ho ho

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Joyblanderize

Created by: oohisay

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Holideign

Created by: Flipmode

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Wishtickle

dsingleton

Created by: dsingleton

Pronunciation: wish-tick-le

Sentence: You don't celebrate Christmas . . well a Merry Wishtickle to you!

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Hollisays

Created by: ronarscorruption

Pronunciation: Hall-ee-saees

Sentence: I tend to give people hollisays around the holidays.

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Pixying

Created by: helanren

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Sentence: Article 11.1.2a : all officers will refrain from pixying at all times

Etymology: an acronym of Politically Incorrect Xmasgreeting

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Peecrunt

Created by: skelk

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Unicheer

Created by: speakeasy

Pronunciation: yoon-eh-cheer

Sentence: "Hello Harry, just popping to spread some unicheer with a few of Ingrid's latkes."

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Comments:

wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 10:34:00
Hey quippingqueen, Good glitch! And I like your quack-pots and nag-gnostics too.

warped - 2006-12-12: 15:58:00
My bad-I didn't see there was already a word like holicide (yulecide). Also, "Fauxmas" is also mine, before I figured out how to log in. :/

warped - 2006-12-12: 15:59:00
Also-yaaay, i'm in the top five right now!

hvhtim - 2006-12-12: 16:01:00
don't forget to vote for politicalmas the holiday of political correctness

wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 17:46:00
Hye babel, you're still at the top even with all the new competition. May I wish you a "feliznaviwhosyourdaddy"!

babel - 2006-12-12: 18:15:00
You may meister, and congrats for 'feliz..' jabberwocky. i was really shocked to see all these new entries, thought there had been a mass spamming.

Jabberwocky - 2006-12-13: 13:01:00
hats off to a true wordsmith Babel