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DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
Verboticisms
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Crassmastize
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: crass"-mas-tize'
Sentence: After reading all the earnest, but ignorant "Holiday" cards from her coworkers, the wiccan always felt crassmastized.
Etymology:
Santaria
Created by: Chapin
Pronunciation: santa-ree-ah
Sentence: The company holiday party is always an exercise in santaria -- why don't they just come out and call it a Christmas party?
Etymology: A play on Santeria, which itself is a blend of faiths, and Santa
Bleffend
Created by: thewbert
Pronunciation: ble-FFEND
Sentence:
Etymology: comes from bless and offend
Hellofaux
Created by: andystephenson
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Oh - I think you just performed a hellofaux.
Etymology:
Malefelicitation
Created by: ArsMajika
Pronunciation: MAL-eh-FEH-li-sih-TAY-shun
Sentence: "At the office holiday party, Bob was saying far too many malefelicitations to the foreign finances committee."
Etymology: Maleficent and Felicitations
Ignorishes
Created by: Verbepete
Pronunciation: Ig-nor-ish-ehs
Sentence: The Ambassador couldnt have known he would offend the entire tribe with his ignorishes.
Etymology: Ignorant-wishes.
Comments:
wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 10:34:00
Hey quippingqueen, Good glitch! And I like your quack-pots and nag-gnostics too.
warped - 2006-12-12: 15:58:00
My bad-I didn't see there was already a word like holicide (yulecide). Also, "Fauxmas" is also mine, before I figured out how to log in. :/
warped - 2006-12-12: 15:59:00
Also-yaaay, i'm in the top five right now!
hvhtim - 2006-12-12: 16:01:00
don't forget to vote for politicalmas the holiday of political correctness
wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 17:46:00
Hye babel, you're still at the top even with all the new competition. May I wish you a "feliznaviwhosyourdaddy"!
babel - 2006-12-12: 18:15:00
You may meister, and congrats for 'feliz..' jabberwocky. i was really shocked to see all these new entries, thought there had been a mass spamming.
Jabberwocky - 2006-12-13: 13:01:00
hats off to a true wordsmith Babel