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DEFINITION: v.tr. To join a line-up of people just because the line is there, even though you have no idea what line is for.
Verboticisms
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Inquisitosy
Created by: bubbos
Pronunciation: in-qwi-si-toe-see
Sentence: My grandma is extremely inquisitosy. Especially if they're giving away free samples of face cream.
Etymology: Inquisitory + nosy
Alignternize
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: a/line/er/ize
Sentence: The only way Freddy could meet people was to join a random line and talk to people because they were a non-moving captive audience forced to listen to him. He would alignternize himself every time he came across people queueing up for anything.
Etymology: line + align + fraternize
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COMMENTS:
The spelling of my word should be'alignternize' - Stevenson0, 2007-06-25: 19:08:00
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Acqueuesce
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: ack-que-ess
Sentence: Because I decided to acquequesce, I found myself signing up to become a kidney donor.
Etymology: acquiesce, queue
Blinedup
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: blind-up
Sentence: i went to the store to buy milk and i ended up blinedup for a week...and after all that i had no milk and three tickets to Lord of the Dance
Etymology: blind, line up
Anticiwait
Created by: Osomatic
Pronunciation: ant + tiss + ih + wait
Sentence: I've got nothing better to do today, I can anticiwait in this line - it could be something good!
Etymology: anticipate + wait
Lystander
Created by: Lapper
Pronunciation: LIE-stand-er
Sentence: As Max walked the length of the city block, he couldn't help but notice a line at least five-hundred people long; not wanting to miss out on whatever novelties awaited, he became a lystander himself.
Etymology: Both a combination of "line" and "bystander", as well as a meaningless play on "A Midsummer Night's Dream"'s Lysander.
Iline
Created by: grahaff
Pronunciation: i-line
Sentence: I iline all the time, not knowing it. It is such an unusual habit for me. I just line up, if I know what it's for or not.
Etymology: I- myself line- to line up
Inclewesion
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: ink loo shun
Sentence: he was sheepishly following his flock mentality, as was evidenced by his inclewesion in the queue for the meat counter despite his vegetarian life style. It looked baaaaad.
Etymology: inclusion, ewe as in sheep.
Linepup
Created by: ziggy41
Pronunciation: Line-pup
Sentence: As I drew nearer to the exit, I noticed a line forming to my right. I immediately linepupped it without thinking. It turned out they were selling prune-asparagus juice.
Etymology: Line up (to get into a line) + pup (a baby dog that regularly follows someone)
Waitism
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: wayt-is-um
Sentence: Waitism, enormous patience, and comfortable shoes go hand in hand.
Etymology: The practice and system of extreme waiting
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by remistram. Thank you remistram! ~ James
Clayton - 2007-06-25: 09:00:00
Hey James... couple of things. First, my word isn't showing up, but it says it was saved. Second, is this the URL that Verbotomy Text will be located everyday? Or will the address change?
Clayton - 2007-06-25: 09:02:00
Hmm... buggy. Okay, scratch that. My word showed up, but now the other two words that were here are now missing, replaced by two different words. Very strange.
Hi Clayton, Yes I am in the middle of rebugging the system, so things may be a bit "strange" today...
Clayton - 2007-06-25: 09:38:00
Quite all right. I'm just a bit confused as to how to see the other words. Best of luck bugging out. =P
You can see the some of the words at: http://www.verbotomy.com/challenge.php and some others at http://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=line. And so it goes...
Today's definition was suggested by remistram. Thank you remistram. ~ James