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DEFINITION: v.tr. To join a line-up of people just because the line is there, even though you have no idea what line is for.
Verboticisms
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Queuerious
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: kew ree us
Sentence: When George saw the huge line of people waiting outside the clinic, he was so queuerious that he had to stand in line with them. Hours passed by and finally when he got to the door, he discovered it was a sperm bank's donation blitz. Not only did he make $100, but Queuerious George now has offspring running around town.
Etymology: Queue (line up,a line of people or vehicles waiting for something;form a queue, form a line, stand in line) & Curious (eager to investigate and learn or learn more (sometimes about others' concerns)
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COMMENTS:
:D - galwaywegian, 2011-05-30: 03:34:00
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Voorsanging
Created by: wordslikevenom
Pronunciation: Voor-san-ging
Sentence: Rudolph's predilection for voorsanging sometimes meant that Christmas presents wouldn't arrive on time.
Etymology: Voorsanger, Jessica: Performance artist and organiser of the American collective ImprovEverywhere. 'Voorsanging' may have first occurred outside Louis Vuitton's Bond Street shop on 4 August 2010 whereby the collective enacted ‘random queuing’ .
Inclewesion
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: ink loo shun
Sentence: he was sheepishly following his flock mentality, as was evidenced by his inclewesion in the queue for the meat counter despite his vegetarian life style. It looked baaaaad.
Etymology: inclusion, ewe as in sheep.
Blinedup
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: blind-up
Sentence: i went to the store to buy milk and i ended up blinedup for a week...and after all that i had no milk and three tickets to Lord of the Dance
Etymology: blind, line up
Queueriosity
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: curiosity
Sentence: Gavin's queueriosity eventually led to his downfall. He joined a police line-up and was identified by the witness as the offender.
Etymology: queue + curious
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COMMENTS:
he'll be queuelling his heels for a while then! - galwaywegian, 2007-06-25: 07:35:00
Queueriouser and queueriouser... - Clayton, 2007-06-25: 09:21:00
I swear that I hadn't read your word before I wrote my sentence. - ErWenn, 2007-06-25: 12:27:00
He was thrown in the queueler by the judge. - petaj, 2007-06-26: 03:05:00
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Queuemune
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: /ˌkjuˈmjun/
Sentence: My queueriosity got the better of me and I decided to queuemune with the rest of the sheep. I just had to know what was inside the big building with all the fancy machinery.
Etymology: From queue + commune
Linetrancing
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: line/transing
Sentence: Sue spent her weekends linetrancing at the mall. Any line would do. Once she got to the end she would immediately find another one.
Etymology: line + trance + line dance
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COMMENTS:
Did she take the trancesit to get to the mall? - wordmeister, 2007-06-25: 12:50:00
I think I'm in a linetrance but I never get to the front - wordmeister, 2007-06-25: 12:57:00
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Inquisitosy
Created by: bubbos
Pronunciation: in-qwi-si-toe-see
Sentence: My grandma is extremely inquisitosy. Especially if they're giving away free samples of face cream.
Etymology: Inquisitory + nosy
Iline
Created by: grahaff
Pronunciation: i-line
Sentence: I iline all the time, not knowing it. It is such an unusual habit for me. I just line up, if I know what it's for or not.
Etymology: I- myself line- to line up
Lystander
Created by: Lapper
Pronunciation: LIE-stand-er
Sentence: As Max walked the length of the city block, he couldn't help but notice a line at least five-hundred people long; not wanting to miss out on whatever novelties awaited, he became a lystander himself.
Etymology: Both a combination of "line" and "bystander", as well as a meaningless play on "A Midsummer Night's Dream"'s Lysander.
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by remistram. Thank you remistram! ~ James
Clayton - 2007-06-25: 09:00:00
Hey James... couple of things. First, my word isn't showing up, but it says it was saved. Second, is this the URL that Verbotomy Text will be located everyday? Or will the address change?
Clayton - 2007-06-25: 09:02:00
Hmm... buggy. Okay, scratch that. My word showed up, but now the other two words that were here are now missing, replaced by two different words. Very strange.
Hi Clayton, Yes I am in the middle of rebugging the system, so things may be a bit "strange" today...
Clayton - 2007-06-25: 09:38:00
Quite all right. I'm just a bit confused as to how to see the other words. Best of luck bugging out. =P
You can see the some of the words at: http://www.verbotomy.com/challenge.php and some others at http://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=line. And so it goes...
Today's definition was suggested by remistram. Thank you remistram. ~ James