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DEFINITION: v.tr. To join a line-up of people just because the line is there, even though you have no idea what line is for.
Verboticisms
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Alignternize
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: a/line/er/ize
Sentence: The only way Freddy could meet people was to join a random line and talk to people because they were a non-moving captive audience forced to listen to him. He would alignternize himself every time he came across people queueing up for anything.
Etymology: line + align + fraternize
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COMMENTS:
The spelling of my word should be'alignternize' - Stevenson0, 2007-06-25: 19:08:00
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Queuepidity
Created by: jrogan
Pronunciation: queuepidity
Sentence: He fluttered with anticipation when saw the line stretching around the corner. What were they waiting for? And then surrendered to his queuepidity. Tow hours later he received a coupon for a free coffee. He was thrilled!
Etymology: queue + cupid + stupid
Queueaphrenia
Created by: texmom
Pronunciation: q ah fren e ah
Sentence: Unknown to the others her queueaphrenia hit her as she tried to pass toll booth and she ended up in Las Vegas instead of San Diego.
Etymology: queue - line aphrenia - mental disorder word
Inclewesion
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: ink loo shun
Sentence: he was sheepishly following his flock mentality, as was evidenced by his inclewesion in the queue for the meat counter despite his vegetarian life style. It looked baaaaad.
Etymology: inclusion, ewe as in sheep.
Quepulsion
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: kyoōpəlshən
Sentence: If there is a line Ken can hardly contain his urge to jump in. He found true ecstasy when he took his quepulsion to Disney World. Without even knowing what each line was leading to he stood for hours, sometimes vacating a line before taking a particular ride to join a different line. Good thing he went on his own.
Etymology: queue (a line or sequence of people or vehicles awaiting their turn to be attended to or to proceed) + compulsion (an irresistible urge to behave in a certain way)
Iline
Created by: grahaff
Pronunciation: i-line
Sentence: I iline all the time, not knowing it. It is such an unusual habit for me. I just line up, if I know what it's for or not.
Etymology: I- myself line- to line up
Queuemune
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: /ˌkjuˈmjun/
Sentence: My queueriosity got the better of me and I decided to queuemune with the rest of the sheep. I just had to know what was inside the big building with all the fancy machinery.
Etymology: From queue + commune
Linetrancing
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: line/transing
Sentence: Sue spent her weekends linetrancing at the mall. Any line would do. Once she got to the end she would immediately find another one.
Etymology: line + trance + line dance
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COMMENTS:
Did she take the trancesit to get to the mall? - wordmeister, 2007-06-25: 12:50:00
I think I'm in a linetrance but I never get to the front - wordmeister, 2007-06-25: 12:57:00
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Voorsanging
Created by: wordslikevenom
Pronunciation: Voor-san-ging
Sentence: Rudolph's predilection for voorsanging sometimes meant that Christmas presents wouldn't arrive on time.
Etymology: Voorsanger, Jessica: Performance artist and organiser of the American collective ImprovEverywhere. 'Voorsanging' may have first occurred outside Louis Vuitton's Bond Street shop on 4 August 2010 whereby the collective enacted ‘random queuing’ .
Waitism
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: wayt-is-um
Sentence: Waitism, enormous patience, and comfortable shoes go hand in hand.
Etymology: The practice and system of extreme waiting
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by remistram. Thank you remistram! ~ James
Clayton - 2007-06-25: 09:00:00
Hey James... couple of things. First, my word isn't showing up, but it says it was saved. Second, is this the URL that Verbotomy Text will be located everyday? Or will the address change?
Clayton - 2007-06-25: 09:02:00
Hmm... buggy. Okay, scratch that. My word showed up, but now the other two words that were here are now missing, replaced by two different words. Very strange.
Hi Clayton, Yes I am in the middle of rebugging the system, so things may be a bit "strange" today...
Clayton - 2007-06-25: 09:38:00
Quite all right. I'm just a bit confused as to how to see the other words. Best of luck bugging out. =P
You can see the some of the words at: http://www.verbotomy.com/challenge.php and some others at http://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=line. And so it goes...
Today's definition was suggested by remistram. Thank you remistram. ~ James