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'Oh no!'

DEFINITION: n., That sad feeling you get when you open the pizza box, and there's nothing left but grease stains. v. intr., To sit in front of an empty pizza box and sulk.

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Sliceanothingnis

Created by: sipsoccer

Pronunciation: (slice-a-noth-ing-nis)

Sentence: When he opened the box of pizza he found there to be sliceanothingnis.

Etymology: Slice: regarding to a piece "slice" of pizza. A: a Nothingnis: nothing is there.

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Neftpizza

Created by: Juny1

Pronunciation: nef-t-pizza

Sentence: I looked at the box and i was neftpizza.

Etymology:

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Depressizza

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: duh-press-eet-zah

Sentence: To quell his depressizza he settled for a take out calzone instead.

Etymology: depress (sad) + pizza

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Digiornomore

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: Deh-JORE-no-more

Sentence: When Artemis opened the pizza box and found his friends had eaten the leftovers he sighed to himself....DiGiornomore.

Etymology: DiGiorno pizza + no more

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Dyspizzia

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: diss/peet/zia

Sentence: Deep dish dyspizzia set in when he opened the pizza pizza box and found only crusts (his least favourite bit).

Etymology: dyspepsia + pizza

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Pizzoh

Created by: nhtbrink

Pronunciation: Pizz-oh

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Pizzappointment

Created by: Tigger

Pronunciation: pēt'sə-point'mənt

Sentence: Even though Sean had forked out four dollars for his share of the pizza he and the guys had ordered to eat during halftime, he'd chosen a bad time to visit the bathroom, and when he returned, the only thing he found was a box full of pizzapointment. He just sat there staring at the grease stains on the cardboard, utterly crustfallen.

Etymology: pizza (Italian, var. pitta - a flatbread) + disappointment - to fail to fulfill expectations (fr. late Middle English/French, desappointer)

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Doughjection

Created by: leechdude

Pronunciation: doh-jek-shin

Sentence: Joe was in despair. In doughjection, he sat there lonely, staring at the grease stains, in his living room, so sad Joe was, and no one was there to cheer him up.

Etymology: dough (element of pizza), dejection

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Pizzadoh

Created by: xirtam

Pronunciation: peet-suh-doh

Sentence: An intense feeling of pizzadoh swept over Tom when he discovered the empty box left on the table by his roommate, Mike. But the feeling was not to last long, Pappa John's was on his speed dial.

Etymology: Pizza: A baked pie of Italian origin consisting of a shallow breadlike crust covered with toppings such as seasoned tomato sauce, cheese, sausage, or olives. + Doh: A term uttered by Homer Simpson when something goes wrong.

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COMMENTS:

Now that gave me a good laugh! Very clever. - Tigger, 2007-11-12: 02:04:00

Mee too! - OZZIEBOB, 2007-11-12: 15:56:00

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Fulfizzallusion

Created by: retoricaljoe

Pronunciation:

Sentence: I´ll kill my sister if she left me hungry in that fulfizzallusion again!

Etymology: Fulfill + pizza + illusion

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Comments:

petaj petaj - 2007-11-13: 02:15:00
On the menu today: Digiornomore Hawhine Sicilyearn Pepperawwni

wordmeister - 2007-11-13: 09:47:00
Sounds like a pizza box full of dashed dreams...

zxvasdf zxvasdf - 2008-10-09: 21:21:00
Dadgummit! This would've gotten my vote. Good one.