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DEFINITION: n., A person who finds potentially sexual meanings in every conversation, and who always tries to "cleverly" point it out, by putting ordinary words or phrases into a sexual context. v., To be habitually and annoyingly addicted to sexual innuendo.
Verboticisms
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Erectionarian
Created by: paperhoard
Pronunciation: Erect-shon-arian
Sentence: Jim always enjoyed reading the naked pygmy articles in National Geographic and peering at the bra section of the 1960 Sears catalog. Over the years this has helped him develop into an Erectionarian, a very old man able to twist any word or sentence into a sexual meaning.
Etymology: Erection + Octogenarian
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COMMENTS:
very funny sentence - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:27:00
Perma-rection! Prolonged feelings! Wishful thinking? !!!! Wonderful idea! Sexcessfully fun!!! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:41:00
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Shesaidisist
Created by: playdohheart
Pronunciation: she+said+a+sist
Sentence: It is best to avoid phrases like "That's hard", "What a great night", and "Where's the beef?" when around a known shesaidishist.
Etymology: "That's what she said" + "fetishist" (one who engages in fetishism, especially of a sexual nature)
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COMMENTS:
Oh! For me to say this 3 times fast is tongue torture ... when you miss that last 's' !!!!! Or say it displaced after the t instead of in front of that last t !!! Original and so funny to try to say! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:38:00
I love it... I know way too many people that overuse that phrase. My only comments: It's really long. It's hard to wrap my tongue around. It goes on and on. I feel like I'm drooling when it comes out of my mouth. ... - Magnetic, 2008-02-12: 13:52:00
Good points. I removed the h from "shist". I think that will make it easier to pronounce! - playdohheart, 2008-02-12: 13:59:00
Very interesting & creative! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 16:10:00
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Smuttony
Created by: Dougalistic
Pronunciation: Smutt-on-eee
Sentence: Linda was obsessed by turning the rocket science lesson into a sexual demonstration for adults. She lacks morals and is full of smuttony!
Etymology: Smut or smutty - Lewd, immoral, dirty and rude. Gluttony - To do with eating mainly, but can also mean excessive or greedy.
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COMMENTS:
This must be one of the seven deadly puns! Good one! - metro1, 2008-02-12: 10:31:00
Sexceptional! Sexactly fits the definition! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:13:00
Great word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 15:59:00
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Undercoverer
Created by: Biscotti
Pronunciation: un-dur-cuv-er-er
Sentence: Alex was an annoying undercoverer, always putting emphasis on words like "big" and "wet".
Etymology: To disguise sexual inuendo by putting it undercover. Undercover is also a word that an "undercoverer" may use.
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COMMENTS:
Awe! Shucks! Do we just have to grin and bare him? Did the implied undertaker in the cartoon inspire undercoverer? Very unique! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:52:00
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Sexilexia
Created by: OZZIEBOB
Pronunciation: seks-ee-LEX-see-uh
Sentence: Upon hearing that there was a ho down at the corner of High and Main Streets; Bob, whose sexilexia was most rudimentary, quickly hurry there hoping to hear his favorite country tune about a hobo, " The Son of Hickory Hollow's Tramp.".
Etymology: SEXILEXIA: blend of sexy & Lex (lexia): word, words of a language, speech, & IA: state or (medical) condition. HO (as in skanky-ho). Ho(e)Down: Country dance gathering.
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COMMENTS:
SEXILEXIA: blend of sexy & Lex (lexia): word of a language, speech, & IA: state or (medical) condiition. HO (as in skanky ho) - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 05:26:00
does this follow the dyslexia angle with Bob substituting sex for six e.g. sex shooter, sex degrees of separation or the sex fingered man from the Princess Bride - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 11:16:00
Clever use of rudimentary! Sexlexia is fun to say. I tried to say it three times real fas. It was a tongue twister that came out sexlessia! Ouch! Does this mean I am sexlexic in the worst possible way? - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:31:00
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Sexuberant
Created by: splendiction
Pronunciation: sex u ber ANT
Sentence: Beth couldn't believe how sindependent her younger sister Fleur had become; Fleur could find anything sexy, even a dead man's corpse! Beth reminded Fleur of her innappropriate comments but Fleur boasted she'd finally blossomed into a sexuberant flower for pollinsexation!
Etymology: Sex + exuberant + deviant
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COMMENTS:
sextra special word! - Nosila, 2010-04-30: 17:24:00
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Lecherocity
Created by: CrystalNekol
Pronunciation: Lech-er-ous-it-tee
Sentence:
Etymology:
Quipkink
Created by: EmmaHeras
Pronunciation: kwip-kink
Sentence: Alice realised that her boyfriend was a Quipkink when they went bowling and he constantly asked her to roll his balls, knock his pin, and make the screen say XXX.
Etymology: Quip- as in a clever remark. Kink- from kinky; unusual sexual practices.
Coitentious
Created by: XMbIPb
Pronunciation: /co-i-ten-shes/
Sentence: Q. "Why is Jack walking so funny?" A. "Well, Bill was tinkering with his 73 Chevy Monter-Carlo... yeah... on 'em bricks o'er yonder... an' Jack kinda comes up an' says: 'Ah likes whatcha got under that hood, Billy. It sure's big.' Well 'en. Ole Bill don't take kindly to a coitation r'mark like that. Nex' thin' ya'll know he did a number on Jack's knee caps."
Etymology: COITENTIOUS (adj.) [coitate, v.; coitator, n.] - sex-related from lat. "coitus;" a rather rare usage as most forms are rather gender-specific (fallatious or cannilatious)
Sexasperation
Created by: Maxine
Pronunciation: sex ass per ay shun
Sentence: I told Nigel that he's a bona fide sexasperation, he made a suggestive comment about the phrase "bona fide," and I slapped him across the face. Then he made a suggestive comment about slapping. So I reached for the handgun in my purse and thought about shooting him--but fortunately I checked myself in time.
Etymology: sex, exasperation; and, in the spirit of the day, ASS (yuk yuk).
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COMMENTS:
funny sentence - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:37:00
Very expressive! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:57:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by Tigger. Thank you Tigger. ~ James
Tigger - 2008-02-12: 02:09:00
This cartoon is hilarious!
Jabberwocky - 2008-02-12: 05:56:00
very well laid out
Banky - 2008-02-12: 08:44:00
You're well endowed with artistic talent.
Thank you for your kind and suggestive words ~ James
silveryaspen - 2008-02-12: 13:21:00
Sextraordinary definition and cartoon, Tigger and James!
silveryaspen - 2008-02-12: 13:26:00
To all: Very creative! Creativity can be so enhancing! You've all got me thinking you have great sex lives!
Nosila - 2008-02-12: 23:03:00
Good idea, Tigger...hopefully this idea will slake the thirst and quench the desires of those who live life on the double entendre! And the cartoon, James...well, it is to die for...
Well, I'm glad it didn't die on the page. Thanks! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by Tigger. Thank you Tigger. ~ James
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