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DEFINITION: n. A lovable yet stupid pet. v. To be dumb, fat, lazy, arrogant, and totally, completely, irresistibly cute.
Verboticisms
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Lardarling
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: lah-dar-ling
Sentence: Unable to take her dogs for a walk, but indulging their cute tricks with special treats, Rotunda ended up with lardarling labradors.
Etymology: lard (fat) + darling (adorable)
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COMMENTS:
Fatastic! - silveryaspen, 2009-04-23: 10:18:00
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Pollycoddle
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: pol lee kod del
Sentence: When Old Lady Harris finally passed on from Shaker's Acres to the Great Beyond, the only thing she left her niece, Bethany, was her beloved, Hyacinth Macaw parrot, Polly. Polly could talk, incessantly, as it turns out and demanded all Bethany's attention. It turns out,too, her aunt had treated Polly like a baby and as a result she had been able to pollycoddle the raucous bird and spoil her rotten. When Polly did not get her way she screached and swore loudly. "Oh well," thought Bethany, "at least she also left me a few bucks to buy food and supplies for the bird". It was with horror then that Bethany read that parrots like Polly lived to the age of one hundred!
Etymology: Polly (popular name for a pet parrot) & Mollycoddle (a pampered darling;treat with excessive indulgence)
Catankerous
Created by: mweinmann
Pronunciation: cat - tank - ur - us
Sentence: Mr. Whistkas is the most catankerous cat on the face of the earth but he is loved by all because he is sooo cute!
Etymology: cat + cantankerous
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COMMENTS:
Wonderful blend! - silveryaspen, 2009-04-23: 10:14:00
Catalytic, man! - Nosila, 2009-04-23: 19:18:00
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Ignoramouser
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: ig noh ray mau sser
Sentence: her ignoramouser dribbled, drooled, slept, sprawled and stank, but she hadn't had any visiting rodents since he'd arrived, which was fine by her.
Etymology: ignoramous mouser
Charmideous
Created by: silveryaspen
Pronunciation: charm id E us
Sentence: He rescued the mixed-breed bassett from the phound. The poor mutt had long, matted, hair, desperately in need of shampooing and clipping, along with a frighteningly ugly, part boxer, part schnauzer, part pugly, face ... earning him the name of Scrunge Bob Scare Pants ... so charmideous he was a blessing in disguise!
Etymology: HIDEOUSLY, CHARMING = CHARMIDEOUS. // A pound for hounds is a phound. // Pug ugly is pugly.
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COMMENTS:
Love it! Scrunge Bob Scare Pants -ha, what a tail. If I had a Bassett, I'd call it Angela! - Nosila, 2009-04-23: 19:24:00
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Catastrophy
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: cat as tro fee
Sentence: As pets go, Felix was a catastrophy...lazy, stupid, house-wrecking cute ball of adorable feline.
Etymology: Cat ( feline pet) & Catastrophe (disaster) & Trophy (award, token)
Adorablob
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: ədôrəbläb
Sentence: Wes thinks he owns a cat. He is wrong. That thing that eats cat food, purrs when scratched is not a cat at all. Cats are barely domesticated creatures that hunt mice and other small critters. Cats are agile and light of foot. Wes’ pet is none of these. What he has is an adorablob, a cute, treat eating, litter soiling lump of fur with the about as much ambition of a sofa cushion. Last week Wes had to trap and remove a mouse that was starting to establish a nest on Fatty McButterpants’ belly.
Etymology: adorable (inspiring great affection; delightful; charming) + blob (an indeterminate mass or shape)
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COMMENTS:
"Fatty McButterpants"! That's great! ...Although it reminds me of NJ Governor Christie, who is not so cuddly.... - karenanne, 2010-11-05: 13:15:00
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Mopetron
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: moh-pet-tron
Sentence: Hammy the cat's mopetronic behaviour was starting to creep her out, the constant eye contact and weird little grunts he made by his empty food dish - he would lay there all day until she fed him again. If Hammy could talk he would say, "You must tell me how beautiful I am daily, and you must pet me when I want you to, not only that YOU are MY slave, you do what I want when I want."
Etymology: moron (a stupid dimwit) + pet (domesticated tamed animal companion)
Slothpuppy
Created by: Wonderbread
Pronunciation: [slawth-puhp-ee]
Sentence: Princess managed to foul all over my dad's golfing shoes, but when I looked into her big, round eyes I couldn't help but forgive her. She's a total slothpuppy.
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by metrohumanx. Thank you metrohumanx. ~ James
The cat in the drawing looks just like Cartman:)
Yes, he has the same body type (fat) and the same eyes (mischievous). Thanks! ~James
Today's definition was suggested by metrohumanx. Thank you metrohumanx. ~ James