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'Wait! Can't you guys read? That's a stop sign!'

DEFINITION: A group of runners that moves as a single entity, ignoring traffic signals and pedestrians alike.

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Phalope

Created by: kundalinikat

Pronunciation: fay-lohp

Sentence: Fearlessly, the phalope thundered up the onramp and into traffic; the marathon would not end.

Etymology: Phalanx + lope = phalope.

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Sneakerswarm

Created by: smdev

Pronunciation: snee-kerswawrm

Sentence: Mary moved off the sidewalk to allow an approaching sneakerswarm to pass.

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Antilopers

Created by: Scrumpy

Pronunciation: antee-lohp-erz

Sentence: The antilopers ran over the crossing gaurd on their way to the icecream stand

Etymology: Anti - (opposed to, negative) lope - (a long or easy stride)

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Joggernauts

Created by: harveyjones

Pronunciation: jog-gur-nots

Sentence: I narrowly missed these cursed JOGGERNAUTS yesterday

Etymology: Jog: To move by shoving, bumping, or jerking. Jugernaut: Something, such as a belief or institution, that elicits blind and destructive devotion or to which people are ruthlessly sacrificed. (American Heritage Dictionary)

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Clujog

mattbear

Created by: mattbear

Pronunciation: Kluh-jawg

Sentence: I wanted to make a right turn on 5th, but there was a clujog going by.

Etymology: cluster + jog=clujog

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Assletes

Created by: FreeToys

Pronunciation: ass' - leets

Sentence: There's nothing wrong with those Assletes that an 18 wheeler can't cure

Etymology: asshole/athletes

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Runpede

Created by: duefiori

Pronunciation:

Sentence: As I was driving through the city i was delayed by a runpede passing by.

Etymology: run + stampede

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Pinekey

Created by: barcena

Pronunciation: Pine Key

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Blindrunners

Created by: StigAllan

Pronunciation:

Sentence: I had to run alone as it was dangerous to run with those blindrunners.

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Endorphaudacinions

Created by: proudparnt

Pronunciation:

Sentence: The group of endorphaudacinions ran through like they owned the road.

Etymology: Endorph...from the chemical release prompted by running ...leading to audacious behavior.

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FreeToys - 2007-08-31: 06:38:00
assletes